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My Current Hates II

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

Oh yes, I'm going to waste my time and yours with more random vitriol.

 

1. Crappy CD re-writers that don't work properly.

2. Talentless and ugly wannabe singers on the new British show "Pop Rivals"

3. A friend of my sisters who looks like a cross between an eel and a rat

4. Police officers in Britain arrested on child porn charges

5. Evil ducks

6. Soap operas that are really awful but I can't help watching

7. Insomnia

8. Junk email

9. Tipper Gore

10. Vegetarians

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
4. Police officers in Britain arrested on child porn charges

so you'd rather them not be arrested?

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Guest SuperTonyJaymz

Dude...forget evil ducks...its the fucking Geese you gotta worry bout......them some crazy quackers....

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

 

4. Police officers in Britain arrested on child porn charges

so you'd rather them not be arrested?

It was the police offers whom my hatred was directed towards, not the fact they were arrested.

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Guest redbaron51

I hate the following:

 

Today's popular music

The Catholic Church (despite being Orthodox)

People who can never admit they are wrong

Toronto Maple Leafs

Fred Durst

Paul McCartney

George Bush

Jean Chretian

White People acting black.

Fat girls wearing stuff they should not wear

School

Work

The shitty Canadian currency

Itchy Balls (don't you just hate that?)

McDonalds

American Media (despite having some free porn stations)

Toronto Maple Leafs.

Bono

People Bashing Soccer

Baseball

Bob Rock

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Guest eiker_ir

- Teachers, the fuckers

- People that don't understand that Widescreen is better

 

 

and some more...

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Guest MaxPower27

Current hates

 

-I'm all out of Vanilla Coke :(

-My Sega is broken

-Yankees

-Maple Leafs

-Football

-Basketball

-Barry Bonds

-Radio DJ's that talk over the last part of the song

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Guest Some Guy

 

4. Police officers in Britain arrested on child porn charges

so you'd rather them not be arrested?

It was the police offers whom my hatred was directed towards, not the fact they were arrested.

They were arrested by Police, so doesn't that even things out a little? :P

 

I hate Canada Geese. the fucking things shit all over the place, it this green disgusting, smelly shit that gets wedged in your shoes if you step on it and they are all over the place. And because of the animal rights assholes we not only can't shoot the damn things but we aren't even allowed to let dogs chase them off.

I call upon President Bush to deport these illegal immigrants back to Canada were they belong. I have more than enough of illegal Canaidian immigrants infiltrating and shitting in my coutry. I also call upon the Prime Minister of Canada (who ever that is) to send his meager military or his INS down here to root out and round up these infernal trouble makers and then to build a 700 yard high fence along the border to prevent their re-entry into America. If he could dump them in Montreal that would be preferable, because the French deserve them.

BTW I've been to Canada 4 times adn have never seen a Canada goose there, but they are all over the fucking place in Mass. WTF is going on here? I understand that we are a far greater country :P but for all of them to emigrate south if a little bit strange.

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Guest Strike Force!

Well, I still hate my inability to not spend money on DVD's I won't watch more than once, and I hate road construction now more than ever. But let me see if I can add a few:

 

-the fact that the Miami Hurricanes seem to have so many trash talking fans, and yet the Orange Bowl is half empty during home games.

 

-fanboys

 

-Mug root beer

 

-people who have to have the AC on when it's freaking 70 degrees outside.

 

-Canada

 

-NBA/hip hop culture. (I put these two together because...well, it's the same thing).

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

I'll tell you what I fucking hate! Everybody using the same shitty jokes and slang around here and you guys know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about! [/RANT]

 

Stop doing that shit! /RANT MODE (or whateer the hell the other one is)

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

YEAH!!! YEAH!!! THAT OH TAG SHIT TOO!!![/sCREAMING AND SPITTING]

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Guest NazMistry

I hate all the fucking gimmick posters that are not funny.

So basically all of them save Guy Stokes and Metal Ed.

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Guest SuperTonyJaymz

I hate msyterious eskimos

 

I hate smarks who talk on the internet

 

I hate blueberry poptarts

 

I hate the tape that says its magic tape, but it really isnt

 

I hate people who spell there name a different way to try and be cool, like Eriq for Eric or The Hardyz for The Hardys or Jaymz...er...

 

nevermind

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

OH FUCKING YEAH! HOW COULD I FORGET THIS ONE: Worst. ______. Ever. [/PISS AND VINEGAR]

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Guest SuperTonyJaymz

ha! im not a smark cause im not too particularly bright...im a Dark...a dumb mark! ha!

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

OH AND WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE:

 

_____ owns. _____ owns you all. _____ owns the world, etc.,

 

FUCK THAT SHIT! [/PINNACLE OF ALL THINGS ANGRY]

 

Saying something owns is the worst. saying. ever. {/COMIC BOOK GUY FROM THE SIMPSONS]

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Guest Kinetic

I agree with the Pinnacle on most of this board slang stuff, although I'll be forever grateful to this place for bringing the word "ghey" into my life.

 

I hate the fucking error messages I get here every few minutes. Not permitted to use this board, my ass!

 

I hate my living room computer for saving jpg files as bmp files for no reason. They take up way too much space, so they're useless to me. The ways in which this defect has impeded the progress of my floppy disk porn collection (2000+ pictures and counting) are unfathomable. I have to use my bedroom computer, which is slow as fuck but at least can save files properly.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I can't stand people who would rather sit at home on a weekend night instead of try and get something together.

 

I hate girls who just want to sit around instead of going out.

 

I hate all Raver Haters.

 

I hate all Kylie haters.

 

I hate people who say I can't make fun of religion.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MrRant
I hate all Kylie haters.

I can't stand people who would rather sit at home on a weekend night instead of try and get something together.

I'm sorry you hate me so.

 

 

I hate everyone who won't let people make a joke about the French, women, religion etc etc without calling people a bigot/sexist/racist

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Guest NazMistry
I hate pickles, Metallica, soccer, and Soul Asylum.

I hate half of 'Agent Of Oblivion'

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Guest saturnmark4life

media hysteria about child porn charges etc

celien dion

i think that's it for this week that i haven't already mentioned.

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