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Guest Leena

Haha! Anna will never win a tournament!

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Guest Leena

Anna Pornikova lost in the finals of the Shangai Jobber Tournament to Anna Smashnova. Little Anna can't even win the lowest of the low tournaments. Oh well.

 

Yes, this information does deserve it's own post! If Anna won, this result would have been mentioned on SportsCenter today. I think it's only fair that people realize she lost for the 750000th time.

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Guest Phr33k

Heh. What a loser. She's not even the most attractive woman on the circuit, and that's all she gets attention for.

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Guest DragonflyKid

What I see in the young and talented Anna K. is a fire of fighting spirit never before seen. Her's is a story of futility, an epic struggle to traverse the rugged, unforgiving landscapes of this harsh, indifferent world, to finally climb a mountain and reach it's glorious summit by vanquishing her foes and winning a tournament. Do not criticize her but rather seek inspiration in Anna K's on-court determination to transcend her abortional on-court battles and become a champion.

 

Or go back to engaging in perverse acts of self-gratification with the aid of her image on a mag cover as I will presently be doing.

 

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