SmartMarks Reservoir Dogs

[Guest Mr. Pink]

Cletus The Bloody-Mr. Red

Jingus-Mr. Lime

MrZsasz-Mr. Orange

Kane3212321-Mr. Gray

and Zero Cool-Mr. White

 

 

 

I have a job for us. I need you all to check in, first.

 

 

 

Mr. Pink....ya

[Guest Marshall]

**very frightened***

[Guest Mr. Pink]

**very frightened***

You should be....

 

 

*shakes fist*

[Guest kane3212321]

*Walks in calmy*

Sits down and looks around sneering at everyone else

[Guest Mr. Pink]

Nice to see you Mr. Gray...looks like you're the first one here

 

 

 

 

 

That makes you my right hand man! Whoo! Feel proud!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Mr Plaid peeks in through the window to see what all the fuss is about..."fuck it...I'm going to bed"

[Guest kane3212321]

No probs Mr. Pink, I'm up to it

[Guest Mr. Pink]

Awesomeness

 

 

*saves a seat for Mr. Plaid*

[Guest Marshall]

Whats going on kids?

 

No really, whats happening!

 

You're scaring the children.

[Guest Mr. Pink]

I'll scare the children!

 

 

*shakes fist and makes kids run away sceaming*

 

 

 

Honestly, I'm trying to organize this so we, the Reservoir Smarks, can have a reason to exist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hell, I'll just say it right now:

 

We, the Reservoir Smarks, are the OFFICIAL Scout Invaders of other boards. We go, scope it out, see what pisses them off...then you guys come.

 

 

 

Or we can just get drunk and break shit...whatever Dames allows us to do.

[Guest kane3212321]

Sounds like a good idea. *looks around to see what the others think*

[Guest chirs3]

I heard there was some form of shenanigans and goings on...

 

*Mr. Teal sits down*

 

...

 

Pink was taken, alright?! Sheesh...

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

It's just so crazy that it might not work

[Guest Mr. Pink]

Whatever

[Guest J*ingus]

::Mr. "Harry" Lime walks in, but is brought up short.::

 

"Um, invading other message boards? Dude, I thought we'd be, like, robbing jewelry stores or something."

 

(Also, as a moderator and employee of this forum, it's not a good idea for me to do any of the invasion stuff; then, we'd lose our "we can't control our board members" plausible deniability.)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm here, watta you want?

[Guest Mr. Pink]

Fine we'll rob jewelry stores.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but can we also get drunk and break stuff?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I don't see why not, as long as you start acting like a damn professional.

[Guest Mr. Pink]

I'll show you a damn professional...

 

 

*shakes fist*