Strangest Dreams

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What have been your strangest dreams? I love hearing about dreams.

 

I had one once that could have been made into a movie or a book....but since I didn't write it down I can't remember the details enough. Pretty much it was about me doing an internship with an author. I lived at the guy's house with him and his wife. During my time there I discover secrets about the house. Most notably that his daughter is hiding in a hidden room of the house. It turns out his wife had tried to kill her. His wife thought she was dead, but he had hidden her. At one point I actually had a dream within the dream in which I was digging in the basement of the house and found a body. The details get sketchy, but I pretty much end up meeting the girl and she shows me the hidden room then we plot revenge on her mother.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'll post in this thread tomorrow, because my dreams have been getting weirder and weirder, and it's time for bed.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

The strangest part of my dreams is how few I remember. I only retain even the vaguest memories of any dream about once a month, if even that often. And the ones I do remember often tend to be boring, prosaic combinations of people and places I know from real life. Dreams suck.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Lou Holtz tried to sell my sister and me Blow Pops at a Hotel Lobby. 8 for $4.00.

[Guest DragonflyKid]

I am going to start writing down my dreams because I have woken up with my heart racing many times and thought I had the greatest dream ever but it's memory quickly fades away.

 

I remember one time I was awake inside my dream(I think it's called lucid dreaming.). For a whole night I was able to control whatever I dreampt about, it was so great and I was hoping I would be able to do it from that moment forward but it hasn't happened since. I read if you write down your dreams you will be able to realize when your dreaming and wake up in a dreamworld. Whenever I wake within a dreamworld I end up waking up immediately after so I never have any time to control my dreams.

[Guest Retro Rob]

The strangest part of my dreams is how few I remember. I only retain even the vaguest memories of any dream about once a month, if even that often. And the ones I do remember often tend to be boring, prosaic combinations of people and places I know from real life. Dreams suck.

Hey, that's still more than I remember. As far as I know, I never have dreams.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I have these weird dreams, where I get tosses out of a helicopter and into a pit of spikes or something like that. Or where my body gets chopped up and sliced by a bunch of different stuff. It's gets really sick.

 

I gotta stop watching Wifebeater matches before bed. I think it's messing with my head.

[Guest Retro Rob]

I do experience deja vu once every few months. That is the only time I actually remember my dreams.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I do experience deja vu once every few months. That is the only time I actually remember my dreams.

Same here. I dreamt once I turned off the lights, low and behold the next day I turned off the lights.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I would have posted my dream from last night, but it was wrestling-related. Believe it or not, it involved Trips holding me back somehow.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Will Scarlet]

A few nights ago, I had a weird dream where I was in a video game, and was a detective or something. I was trying to solve some case, and I had to get to this rather attractive blonde girl. I kept failing though.

 

The same night, I dreamt again where I was in a supermarket or something, and I ran into the same girl, and her and I were rather close to each other, even kissing in the dream. It was odd though because this girl often appears in my dreams, usually as a love interest. I am not exactly sure why because it is not like I have ever known anyone who has ever looked like her or anything. Heck, I do not even like blondes that much.

 

I also have weird dreams where it is the end of the school year, and I completely forget I have a class(Usually an English class.) and I end up failing it. I also have variants of the same dream where I either have to go to college and high school at the same time, or I have to go back to high school, for some odd reason.

 

I remember for awhile I dreamt once every two weeks about an ex-girlfriend of mine. In each dream, she would be coming closer and closer to me. It started off with her living rather far away, and ended with her living on the same street. Finally, when it was around the time assumed she would be closest to me in the dream, she contacted me in real life, out of the blue.

 

Another time I had a dream where I connected a whole bunch of minor events from my life that day into one dream. It was very weird, and after I woke up, I pieced every piece in the dream to some very minor thing that happened to me during that day.

 

The weirdest dream I had was one where I was stuck in a female's body. I kind of knew that I was a "soul" stuck in another body, but I could not do anything about it. For some reason, everyone was wearing black in the dream. It was too weird. I just sat on a porch swing, depressed, looking at myself.

[Guest TheHulkster]

Last night, I had a pretty strange dream. It would probably fall under the wrestling related category, but it really isn't. Anyway, I had just gotten a job at my local supermarket for some odd reason, and I go to meet my new boss, and it turns out to be the American Dream Dusty Rhodes. It turned out that Dusty ran the North section of the Supermarket, while Jerry Jarrett ran the west section and a couple other guys ran the East and South sections. The North section, ran by Dusty, were paid to pimp the North section to every customer and convince them that it was the best. They were also assigned to organize it and keep it tidy. I worked with a team, including this girl that looked pretty good. I went to go talk to the Dream after my first day of work, and he wanted me to use all these underhanded tactics to wipe out the competition. So the next day, I begin to quietly sabotage their goods. I go back to the office afterwards, and the Dream wasn't there, but the cute girl is. We start going at it, and when we're done, the Dream comes back. He pulls me aside and says that the Jarretts are almost done, and one more attack on their section should seal the deal for them. During the time I was talking to the Dream, the girl had walked out of the office to tend to our section. After I was done talking to Dusty, I walked out to join her, and one of my other coworkers informed me that she had been killed by Jarrett's boys. I went running as hard as I could around the store looking for the culprits, but they were all gone. I crawled up into a little ball on the ground and reflected at my life at the Supermarket and the girl and became really depressed. Then I woke up. I have some pretty fucked up dreams.

[Guest TheHulkster]

I also have weird dreams where it is the end of the school year, and I completely forget I have a class(Usually an English class.) and I end up failing it. I also have variants of the same dream where I either have to go to college and high school at the same time, or I have to go back to high school, for some odd reason.

I always have dreams where i'm going back to high school for some reason. It's always the first day of school, and I meet all these strange new people i've never seen before in my entire life. Half the time, i'm looking for a pair of pants. I rarely wear pants or boxers in my school dreams for some strange reason, and I try my damnedest to cover up my parts, but nothing ever works.

[Guest Retro Rob]

After hearing about all these epic dreams, I'm glad that I rarely remember mine.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I had an incredibly erotic dream last night involving an African safari, high leather boots with impractical heels, two bottles of champagne, whips, an ankus, and a girl I met once in an aerobics class, that made me wake up absolutely drenched in sweat and... <glances around, taking in all the intent slackjawed stares> ...uh, other stuff. Uhm.

I forget the rest of it.

 

<slinks off, slapping herself on the forehead>

[Guest Incandenza]

I had an incredibly erotic dream last night involving an African safari, high leather boots with impractical heels, two bottles of champagne, whips, an ankus, and a girl I met once in an aerobics class, that made me wake up absolutely drenched in sweat and... <glances around, taking in all the intent slackjawed stares> ...uh, other stuff. Uhm.

I forget the rest of it.

 

<slinks off, slapping herself on the forehead>

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT????

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Uhm... like I said, I forget. No, really.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Well, I once had a dream where me and a close female friend were watching tv together. So all of a sudden we're kinda close together, and she goes "Hey...I have something really important to tell you". So I turn towards her, but in a way so that I could still see the tv behind her. Anyways, I totally ignored whatever she was saying because I was watching tv, and then she got all upset etc, and then I woke up. So, after analysing the dream for a bit, I thought "Well, so she's trying to tell me something...maybe she likes me?" So, after thinking about it some more, I sort of realized she was actually a really cool and cute girl. So, somewhat long story short, I asked her out, and it turned out she did like me, and we hooked up.

 

Moral of the story - Yay for dreams!

 

OH wait, I forgot the ending, in that me and her had the worst relationship ever and now we aren't even friends and I haven't dated anyone since (the breakup happened Feb 2001).

 

Revised Moral of the story - Dreams are horrible things that should never ever ever affect any decisions you make.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I had HLA in my dream last night!

 

I was married and having a threesome with my wife and another woman.

 

okay just thought I'd throw that in.

 

[Guest HBK16]

I once had a dream where I was in a park running from some killers. Arnold Swartz.... (I am not gonna try to spell his name). Well he came to my rescue and then all of a sudden we were in my room with Wil Smith. Scary huh? The I woke up. There was more to it that would explain it but it happened like 5 years ago so I forgot most of it.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Schwarzenegger. It's Schwarzenegger. Learn how to spell it. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a god of movies and his name demands respect.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

90% of my dreams are in black and white and completely silent. The ones that are in color are graphically violent and fairly disturbing, like one where I dissected an unanesthetised old woman, putting her vital organs in jars to sell by the side of the highway. It was weird though, the ventral incision leaked out fire and smoke until I put the flames out. Definitely the most fucked up dream I've ever had. A policeman stopped, and I thought he was going to arrest me, but he bought her kidneys. I have no idea what this dream meant, and I really don't want to.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

...

 

I think I should have a policeman arrest you while you're awake.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey, believe me, I half-considered a psychiatry visit when I woke up that morning. My black and white ones aren't anything like that, though. I have a recurring one where I'm walking down a hallway that's completely made of concrete, and is well-lit, although there are no light fixtures or light emanating from anything. There's no doors, no features, no people. Just one long hallway, concrete floor, walls, and ceiling. Probably some subconcious metaphor for birth or something. Other than that, most of my dreams are just sex and violence. and falling off of things and waking up with a jerk when I hit.

[Guest J*ingus]

and falling off of things and waking up with a jerk when I hit.

Yeah, I get that one too. Though sometimes, it literally feels like I just tripped and fell onto a sidewalk or something, yet still woke up with a jerk.

[Guest papacita]

I have deja vu dreams A LOT. The funniest are when I realize that I had dreamt about a situation, and then when it actually happens, I try to change and end up doing the exact same thing as I did in my dream...if you don't understand what I just said, DIE~!

 

Anyway, BITD ("back in the day", silly) I used to have this dream that I was hanging with my friends real late at night, came across some random crackhead and got shot. Well...about the 4th time I had the dream, it got to the point where I was about to get shot when I turn around, look at everyone and say "Hey! This is my dream...I don't want this to happen!" All of a sudden, everything gets all blurry, all of these green, red and yellow lights start flashing, and suddenly it's daylight, and I'm FLYING. Then suddenly, things started flashing again, and then I woke up on the ground outside of my best friend's house (and it's night again). So I pick myself off the ground, dust myself off, and am about to go across the street to my house, when I look up into the sky and see a BIG ASS spaceship hovering over my head. Some other stuff happened after that, but it was about 10 years ago, so I barely remember...although I'm pretty damn sure they involved lasers.

[Guest HBK16]

Schwarzenegger. It's Schwarzenegger. Learn how to spell it. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a god of movies and his name demands respect.

Ok so I don't know how to spell the name. Sue me.

[Guest RenegadeX28]

Well, this dream has a little bit of wrestling stuff in it. I was heading to a bank, and for some reason, eeryone was wearing trench coats. I began to get scared. I was wondering why. Then, 3 guys emerged from the corner, it was Hogan, Hall and Nash! They took off their coats and they had nWo shirts on. Everyone else followed suit. But, the scary part was that the others were mutants! I fought back and tried to kill some, and make my getaway. I fell, then they all surrounded me! I began to scream!! Then, I woke up, but it was a dream within a dream! My best friend's sister was by my side. She asked if I was ok. I said I was ok, but then she took off her shirt and she had an nWo shirt! I took out a gun I had, and shot her to death, after that, I woke up. This was the weirdest dream I ever had!

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

I usually don't have dreams that stand out when I wake up the next morning, but a few weeks ago I had a dream that my dad was quite ill, and almost died. I was quite shaken the next day from the dream, and the NEXT DAY I was informed that my dad had suffered a large cut to the head, and was in hospital. He was okay though.

 

It's this stuff that makes me believe that there's an unexplained science somewhere.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I dreamt that Brendan was my friend again for some unexplained reason. We didn't do much of consequence except wordlessly speak to each other. Weird little dream. I think we were at a bowling alley too.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge