Guest FeArHaVoC Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 Tony's "Mick Foley is gonna win the WWf title on Raw Next," or something like that. That has to be embarassing losing 200 Thousand veiwers.
Guest deadbeater Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 Forgretting names of finishers while they try to reiterate some inane and outright false point, such as the size of Molly's exquisite bottom, or Benoit's teeth while he slaps the Crossface. But nothing can possibly be worse than "Who cares about the Fatal Four-Way? HLA!! HLA!!" THIS was the nonsense pure and wholesome Molly was talking about.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 Remember when RVD got beat by Benoit for the IC belt, and JR said "Chris Benoit cheated to become the Intercontinental Title" I believe Taker also came to Boston "to become the WWF title" at KOTR 2000 I also quite liked some of Vinces less insightful comments like during the TAKA/Sasuke match at Canadian stampede "Not much going on, well some of it the headscissor" THEY WERE BUILDING THE MATCH YOU DOLT!
Guest Mattdotcom Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 Mikey Cole is shilling back in August: "SmackDown is brought to you by Martin Lawrence's new movie: Runtulldat." Yes, he prounounced "Run tell that" PHONETICALLY. Luger turns on Goldberg on the Mick Foley: WWF Champion edition of Nitro: Tony says, "Luger! Luger! What the fuck's going on?!"
Guest Anglesault Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 ::Rey Mysterio hits some move:: Cole: He calls that the Dorito. ::awkward silence::
Rob E Dangerously Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 Kane defeats Big Show to get a shot at X-Pac on a PPV JR: "BIG SHOW HAS WON THIS MATCH TO GET A SHOT AT X-PAC!"
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 You all are forgetting one of my faorite Cole lines. AT WM XV, before the Hell In A Cell match, Cole wanted to get over what a dangerous match it was and said something like: "it is so dangerous, think of all the horrible things that could happen in that Cell...you could get your finger caught in there!" Even Jerry Lawler started making fun of him after, saying "thats the worst that can happen, your finger could get caught?" My friend and I burst out laughing at the stupidity of the comment for the rest of the show.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 I forgot how it went but involved Jim Ross, Big Show, and the Rock. Please help me someone. It was sometihng like this: "BIG SHOW OFF ROPES WIN ROCK WIN!"
LaParkaYourCar Posted September 16, 2002 Report Posted September 16, 2002 How about Tony Schivonne trying to seriously shill Chucky from Child's Play as a threat and trying to make it sound like it's an on going mystery.
Guest The Superstar Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 This isn't that funny, but during late July this year. JR: "THIS SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW AT VENGEANCE, BENOIT AND GUERRERO TAKE ON BUBBA RAY AND SPIKE DUDLEY IN A...TAG TEAM...LADDER MATCH!" King: ...you mean TABLES match!
Guest Redhawk Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 "The Rattlesnake will go into Kurt Austin's hometown of Pittsburgh..." -- JR, a few days before Unforgiven 2001. "I know this is a handicap match, but you're not supposed to double-team! It's not supposed to be 2-on-1!" Jerry Lawler, during the Storm-Christian vs. Kane match. "Runtledat" -- Cole. "Sitout powerbomb!" -- Cole, after Rikishi did a sitout spinebuster.
Rob E Dangerously Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 "The Rattlesnake will go into Kurt Austin's hometown of Pittsburgh..." -- JR, a few days before Unforgiven 2001. and I know a guy named Kurt Austin also. He isn't from Pittsburgh
Guest papacita Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 How can you forget about the time Triple H said he was Bi? Well, he did sleep with Chyna. (Rimshot!) ::beats, decapitates, and buries MrZsasz. Sacrifices live goat over his grave, and continues:: Embarrassing calls...well Cole's "two-on-one affair" quote was pretty bad, as was his call for WMXV during the Cell match ("you could get a finger caught in there"). Also, not really a match call, but back in 95, Lawler says something about Muhammad Ali, and Vince comes outta nowhere and says "Yeah...STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY~!...wait a minute." The way he said it had me in tears.
Guest bob_barron Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 JR: Wrestlemania 3 was right here in Chicago! At Vengeance which was in Detroit. JR: Booker T won the WWF Title in this very arena at the Survivor Series. (Ummm you mean Big Show) Anytime JR calls someone a stud- it just sounds so gay
Rob E Dangerously Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 'Also, not really a match call, but back in 95, Lawler says something about Muhammad Ali, and Vince comes outta nowhere and says "Yeah...STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY~!...wait a minute."' Move like a Bee, Sting like a Butterfly, don't you wish that Nash would try?
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::Rey Mysterio hits some move:: Cole: He calls that the Dorito. ::awkward silence:: Yes. Followed up with: Tazz: What? Cole: It's called "the Dorito." Jimminy Cricket, I was afraid they were really going to call it that. You almost gave this atheist some religion with that slip-up, Cole.
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 This isn't really embarassing, but it still cracks me up because Heyman called JR out. <Heyman> Why does RVd have to defend the Hardcore belt against the Big Show? He's 300 pounds lighter then him! <JR> What the Hell you want me to do about it? Make him go on a diet? <Heyman> Well, Yeah! I read the Ross Report, ya know?
Guest The Metal Maniac Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 I've got you all topped. Lemme set the stage... Bash at the Beach, 1996. The Outsiders are currently destroying the team of Lex Luger, Sting, and the Macho Man so badly that Luger has been taken to the back, injured. But then, HE shows up. Hulk Fuckin' Hogan. Hero to millions. Finally making his return, apparantly to save his buddies, in what would actually become probably the biggest turn of all time. Knowing how huge of a suprise this turn was going to be, Bobby Heenan, upon seeing Hogan head to ringside, lets this one fly: "BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON????" Tony shit a brick. It was awesome.
Guest crandamaniac Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 Tony Schivanoe, right before the Fingerpoke of Doom~! "This is what pro wrestling is all about!"
Guest RedGrangeMustLive Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 John Madden saying that the Patriots should just run the clock down and take the game to overtime on the last drive in Super Bowl XXXVI. ooooo, wrestling announcing. In that case, anything Michael Cole says.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 In that case, anything Michael Cole says. GOLDBERG MUST DIE...so that Red Grange may live!
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Tony Schivanoe, right before the Fingerpoke of Doom~! "This is what pro wrestling is all about!" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA Oh... Oh geez.... Haha.. Ha. No but seriously. I had to go look up CRZ for this one, which was mentioned above, but not verbatim: "Fans, as Hollywood Hogan walks away and you look at forty thousand plus on hand, if you're even THINKING about changing the channel to our competition, fans, do not, because we understand that Mick Foley, who wrestled here one time as Cactus Jack, is gonna win their World title - hoh! That's gonna put some butts in the seats, hyeh."
Guest gilpdawg Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 JR, in one of the TLC matches, (X-Seven I think) "Here comes Lita, jerkin Edge off (awkward pause) ...uh, of the ladder."
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 In one CZW broadcast the announcer was trying to make excuses why a face, (about to turn heel) was tapping to a Boston Crab while the color guy was laughing. PBP Guy: "He's got back problems! HE'S GOT BACK PROBLEMS! HE CAN'T HELP IT! The way he sad it was funny.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 Hey how about on the recent RAW when JR was screaming after the IC title match about how Jericho can't be proud of himself b/c he couldn't do it himself. Then Lawler says that Jericho did do it on his own b/c HHH never layed a finger on RVD. JR tries to refute it and Lawler counters by telling him what RVD did to HHH. That was funny.....
Guest Olympic Slam Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 Hey how about on the recent RAW when JR was screaming after the IC title match about how Jericho can't be proud of himself b/c he couldn't do it himself. Then Lawler says that Jericho did do it on his own b/c HHH never layed a finger on RVD. JR tries to refute it and Lawler counters by telling him what RVD did to HHH. That was funny..... JR said something similiar recently. He had the nerve to say the heel was a "coward" and was "taking the easy way out" by putting his foot on the rope. He seriously was stretching for a way to put the heel over as "evil."
Guest griffinmills Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 In one CZW broadcast the announcer was trying to make excuses why a face, (about to turn heel) was tapping to a Boston Crab while the color guy was laughing. PBP Guy: "He's got back problems! HE'S GOT BACK PROBLEMS! HE CAN'T HELP IT! The way he sad it was funny. That is truely funny. Wasn't there a match with Benoit where he was running through his Rolling German spot and J.R. was screaming... "Suplex! Suplex, one! Two! Three! <pause> They're GERMAN!"
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 Okay, today on NWA-TNA, Bruce jumped in the air and spread his legs so Hermie Sadler could knee him in the balls. I swear to god that I heard Mike Tenay call it an "inverted atomic drop."
Guest saturnmark4life Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 After that Taker/Austin match with Flair as the ref, they showed him the tape of the feet on the ropes as he was counting the taker pin, and he says 'shit.' and walks off. Cue JR: 'well, that about sums it up right there folks.' oddly i was thinking that throughout the entire match too, jimbo. Another was i think between Gorilla and Stan Lane in a TV match, with Crush/Yoko vs Savage/Luger, crush threw savage out and yoko 'jumped' him. Lane: Wow, you wouldn't think a 600 pound man could sneak up on anyone' Monsoon: Yes, snuck up on him like an enourmous...cat.
Guest notJames Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 Wasn't there a match with Benoit where he was running through his Rolling German spot and J.R. was screaming... "Suplex! Suplex, one! Two! Three! <pause> They're GERMAN!" NICE~!
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