Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Why would you need to get semen pumped from your stomach? It's not toxic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 17, 2002 The Lil Kim story is true. She DID go to the hospital to get a half of gallon of semen pumped from her stomach. The Britney and Alanis are just myths that could be true. Britney does look like she went from the Mickey Mouse Club to the Strip Club. ::yawn:: From Snopes: Claim: After collapsing at a post-concert party, a rock star is rushed to an emergency room, where doctors pump a pint of semen out of his (or her) stomach. Status: False. Example: [Collected on the Internet] Last week Elton John collapsed at a party, and had to have his stomach pumped. They extracted more then a gallon of semen, I swear to god its true. Variations: The following people have had this legend attributed to them: Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the drummer for Bon Jovi, the lead singer for New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers (what, all of them?), Alanis Morrissette, Li'l Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears, and Fiona Apple. The amount of ejaculate is often specified: 7 ounces, 1 gallon, 10 gallons. In some tellings, dog semen is said to have been the substance found. Origins: Good legends never die; they simply morph to fit the changing times. Way back when, in less sexually open times, the guys in high school who weren't getting any (which was most of them) would tell salacious and spiteful tales about those ubiquitous symbols of youthful sexual desire: cheerleaders. If you couldn't have them, the next best thing was to dismiss them as tawdry sluts of easy virtue so lacking in moral that they Illustration © Peter Bagge would perform disgusting sexual acts (e.g., oral sex) on an entire football team a la Clara Bow. As in all good "sour grapes" tales, these tarts got their comeuppance when their deviant behavior caused them to fall ill, requiring trips to the hospital where astonishing amounts of semen were pumped from their stomachs, revealing their nasty little sexual proclivities to the world. (They didn't just suck; they swallowed, too!) When the concepts of teenage sex and oral sex began to lose their power to titillate and shock, the target of the legend changed to the new symbols of debauchery and excess: rock stars. In that incarnation the disapproved element of homosexuality was added, as the tale began to be told only about male rock stars, specifically those rumored to be something less than 100% heterosexual (primarily Elton John and Rod Stewart), but with all the same details (the collapse, the trip to the emergency room, the pumping of copious amount of seminal fluid from the stomach) intact. (Never mind that the amount of semen supposedly pumped out of the subject generally exceeded the capacity of even the largest of stomachs and would have required continuously performing blow jobs for about three days straight to ingest, that semen (in any quantity) isn't toxic, and that someone who ingested too much would at worst feel nauseated for a little while or throw up but wouldn't be subjected to stomach-pumping. Plausibility has never been a barrier to the spread of popular urban legends.) Nowadays this legend keeps resurfacing, attributed to whatever singer (male or female) is currently disliked for being too popular or too lightweight or too cute (frequently teenage singers with legions of fawning adolescent fans, such as the New Kids on the Block or Britney Spears). Some versions still attempt to shock (rather than simply denigrate their targets) by including elements of bestiality. (That is, in some tellings the stomach contents are said to have included dog semen, as if sperm typing were a category of test a hospital would routinely perform under the circumstances.) Although this tale is rarely related as a belief tale these days (i.e., the tellers generally realize they're passing on something that's merely a wild story and not an account of an actual occurrence, even if they continue to claim the latter), similar tales about a girl who inadvertently blurts out an embarrassing question in a biology class and a girl who has an unfortunate mishap with a hot dog are still widely related as true events. Last updated: 4 February 2001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Joel Benoit Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Avril my love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 17, 2002 No Shakira? BOYCOTT! See, Jingus, (and many others here) can appreciate the greatness of Shakira gyrating in the mud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I think the semen story was originally attributed to Rod Stewart. *Note* This is the only Rod Stewart trivia I know. I in no way, shape, or form condone Rod Stewart. PS - I'd vote for Shakira. To lift a Kotzen line, Jiggle = GOLD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
