One And Only King Of The Deathmatch Thread

[Guest NazMistry]

I enter the King Of The Deathmatch tournament to prevent the evil gods of the dark dimension from taking over our dimension.

Damn, you gotta love Mortal Kombat.

[Guest Punk Princess]

I'd mark out if evenflowDDT, like, falls off a scaffold into a pile of glass, gets paralyzed from the fall, cut up by the glass, and bleeds to death. Then I wouldn't have to deal with his shit anymore... I'D BE IN CHARGE!!!!!!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Slaps Evenflow for being retarded::

[Guest J*ingus]

Well, get your ass down to the National Guard armory building in Springfield, TN this Friday night. I'll be there, and so will a ring. See you there, HHHoser.

[Guest hhhruls]

its on then bich.

[Guest J*ingus]

I'll be the ring announcer.

 

The six-foot tall, 230 pound, martial arts student in his spare time, ring announcer.

[Guest Sandman9000]

What the fuck has happened to my deathmatch thread?

[Guest J*ingus]

::busts a lightbulb over Sandman's head::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

is thinking about driving the 5 hours to see Jingus in real life tear the shit outta someone

[Guest J*ingus]

Well, unless Alfdoggruls makes the drive also (or this one real idiot called Kid Xtreme shows up), I wouldn't waste the gas.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

yeah i know...

 

tell you what...record it if he comes and put it up on the web

[Guest Sandman9000]

All right, as this is the KING OF THE DEATHMATCH THREAD, I supposed we should ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCH that is supposed to happen at Doomsday, for the OAOAST X-Title.

 

Now, this is just the list of combatants. The actual matchups, brackets, and gimmicks will be released as time goes on. You know, to build up drama and suspense and shit.

 

#1: Sandman9000 (OAOAST X-Title Champion)

#2: EvenflowDDT

#3: Masked Mystery Eskimo (Has Tag Title Shot)

#4: The SuperStar

#5: Big Poppa Popick (USTV Champion)

#6: Jingus (Has Tag Title Shot)

#7: Green Mist (OAOAST Tag Champion)

#8: Angle-Plex (Has USTV Title Shot)

#9: Thunder Kid

#10: Naz Mistry (OAOAST Tag Champion)

#11: Alfdogg

#12: Reject

 

 

Anyone got a problem with this? Speak up before IZHD on Monday, because this lineup goes final after the show Monday.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Looks good Sandman.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Looks like a great line-up, although almost "too" good... I can't imagine anything else on the PPV even comparing.

[Guest alfdogg]

Looks like a great line-up, although almost "too" good... I can't imagine anything else on the PPV even comparing.

Of course...any tournament with me in it is a given.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Well, there really is no reason for me to bump this, but I like attention.

 

Bracket 1: The SuperStar vs. Naz Mistry vs. Thunder Kid

 

Bracket 2: ? vs. ? vs. ?

 

Bracket 3: ? vs. ? vs. ?

 

Bracket 4: ? vs. ? vs. ?

 

In the KODM: Sandman9000, EvenflowDDT, Masked Mystery Eskimo, Big Poppa Popick, Green Mist, Jingus, Alfdogg, Reject, Angle-Plex.

 

Bracket 2 announced during next weeks, IZHD, 3 and 4 the week after, gimmicks for first round week after, and so on.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Just curious, Sandman do you already have all the brackets planned out? How much of it is written already?

[Guest Sandman9000]

As announced on this weeks IZHD, Bracket two has been announced. So, everything looks like dis.

 

Bracket #1: SuperStar vs. Naz Mistry vs. Thunder Kid

 

Bracket #2: Sandman9000 vs. Green Mist vs. Jingus

 

Bracket #3: ? vs. ? vs. ?

 

Bracket #4: ? vs. ? vs. ?

 

 

In the KODM: Alfdogg, EvenflowDDT, Big Poppa Popick, Angle-Plex, Masked Mystery Eskimo, Reject.

 

Obviously Brackets 3 and 4 will be announced next week on IZHD, since once I announce 3, 4 will be obvious.

 

Gimmicks for first round matches will be announced later, then gimmicks for second round matches. I don't know if I am going to announce the gimmick for the finals match before the show or wait until the match itself.

[Guest alfdogg]

My predictions:

 

Supershit

Sandman

Evenflow

BPP

[Guest evenflowDDT]

My predictions:

 

Supershit

Sandman

Evenflow

BPP

SPOILER WARNING!!!!

 

Seriously though... how do you know me & BPP aren't in the same bracket? By the by, thanks for the props in the prediction of making it past the first round.

[Guest alfdogg]

I think you making it is an easier bet than BPP.

 

I just think you and Sandie meeting somewhere in the tourney is a given.

 

(Just so you know, I have nothing to do with booking this)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea I know, I was just messing around. Anyway, I really gotta get to this paper before my professor comes and knocks me out again

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'd enter but I want to give you all a chance to win.

[Guest Sandman9000]

POINTLESS BUMPING~!

 

Bracket #1: SuperStar vs. Naz Mistry vs. Thunder Kid

 

Bracket #2: Jingus vs. Green Mist vs. Sandman9000

 

Bracket #3: Angle-Plex vs. EvenflowDDT vs. Reject

 

Bracket #4: Alfdogg vs. Big Poppa Popick vs. Masked Mystery Eskimo

 

Gimmicks for the matches and the second round matches will be revealed in the upcoming weeks.

 

You poor, poor bitches.

 

Oh yeah, MVS, where did you find a copy of the Heavy Metal remix of Hate Me Now? I can't find it anywhere on Kazaa!

[Guest Sandman9000]

Nice for MVS to no-sell my question.

 

Allright, in case you forgot or are too lazy to scroll up to the previous post, ah fuck it, just look at the previous post.

 

The KODM has been written. I can honestly say that it is the most disturbing thing I have ever written in my life. Tony may be able to testify to that fact (without spoiling shit)

 

First round gimmicks will be revealed on IZHD. Second round, sometime this week, Final prob day of Doomsday.

 

Hee hee hee.

 

Hail to the king, baby.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Pointless bumping and post whoring. AKA OAOAST 101.

 

Might as well do the card up again.

 

Bracket 1: SuperStar vs. Naz Mistry vs. Thunder Kid: Barbed Wire Boards and Barbed Wire Baseball Bat

 

Bracket 2: Sandman9000 vs. Green Mist vs. Jingus: DeathCore Tables

 

Bracket 3: Angle-Plex vs. EvenflowDDT vs. Reject: Carpet Tack Strips and Bed of Mousetraps

 

Bracket 4: Alfdogg vs. Big Poppa Popick vs. Masked Mystery Eskimo: Barbed Wire Ladder and Bed of Mousetraps

 

second round stuff on breakout, final at match time.

 

Hail to the King, Baby.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Let's see if anyone will pay attention to the thread this time.

 

Since I forgot to have them announced during Breakout, I'll do it.

 

Winner of Bracket 1 (SS vs. TK vs. Naz) vs. Winner of Bracket 2 (Sandman vs. GM vs. Jingus) in a Barbed Wire Ropes Staple Gun Thumbtack Bat Panes of Glass DeathMatch

 

Winner of Bracket 3 (AP vs. Flow vs. Rej) vs. Winner of Bracket 4 (Alf vs. BPP vs. MME) in a Double Hell Four Corners of Pain Bucket of Salt DeathMatch

 

Winners of those two matches meet in the final for the X-Title, gimmick revealed at match time, and it's a violent one!

 

Hail to the King, Baby.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Bucket of Salt? Ooh, that's just nasty!