Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2002 This starts on Smackdown, with the post-movie return of the Rock. Rock is hyped as having a major announcement. When he comes out, he comes out in a pink t-shirt and pants, with bleached hair. When he gets the mic, he announces that over his time in the movies, he has turned gay. He redubs himself as "Rocky". Rikishi comes out to ask Rocky what the hell he is doing. Rocky comments that "whenever I was saying I was gonna shove stuff up people's asses, it wasn't a threat, it was a cry for help! and you ignored it!" Rocky then says that since he is the way he is now, he challenges Rikishi to a match. Rikishi mentions backing his ass up in Rocky's face, which Rocky replies to with "I'd move it! Rikishi, I've always had a thing for you! Bring those to me fattie boy!" Needless to say, Rikishi is creeped out, and he goes in search of non-thong pants. Only to find that Rocky has stolen them all, leaving him with one thong. As for the match, the creeped out Rikishi loses early after a Rock Bottom and People's Elbow. Rocky then goes on to bug John Cena, saying that he loves how Cena has a thing for being naked and slapping people, so Rocky offers him a deal. "Cena, why don't we get naked and slap each other some?". Rocky also comments that Cena "looks good in those shorts". Cena is also creeped out. Rocky then faces Cena and beats him, since he creeped Cena out so much. Rocky continues his sexual harrassment tour against Kidman, Billy, Chuck, Michael Cole, Crash Holly and then Rey Mysterio Jr. Rocky tells Rey, "I've always had a thing for little guys. I'll have to force you down hard and give you 619, but, I will leave out the 1" Needless to say, Rey loses also. Rocky keeps this up until he comes into the sights of Brock Lesnar. Rocky flirts with Brock and tells him all sorts of weird stuff. Until they sign a title match. During the match, Rocky french-kisses Brock, leaving him open for a Rock Bottom and Elbow for the pin and the title. Next SD: Rocky comes out with his normal clothes and hair, announcing that the reason he acted gay for months was to play mindgames and retake the title from Brock Lesnar. Therefore he become the Rock again, and all is well in the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest RevEvil Report post Posted September 21, 2002 Rocky then says that since he is the way he is now, he challenges Rikishi to a match. Rikishi mentions backing his ass up in Rocky's face, which Rocky replies to with "I'd move it! Rikishi, I've always had a thing for you! Bring those to me fattie boy!" The wwe needs gay incest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted September 24, 2002 Don't give them any ideas... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted September 24, 2002 Hey Rock has had practice playing a homosexual from SNL, remmember his groundbreaking performance as that bartender with a soft spot for showtunes and effeminately stroking his microphone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 24, 2002 Rocky then says that since he is the way he is now, he challenges Rikishi to a match. Rikishi mentions backing his ass up in Rocky's face, which Rocky replies to with "I'd move it! Rikishi, I've always had a thing for you! Bring those to me fattie boy!" The wwe needs gay incest? Hey, we already have the Hardys... Observe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted September 24, 2002 Hey Rock has had practice playing a homosexual from SNL, remmember his groundbreaking performance as that bartender with a soft spot for showtunes and effeminately stroking his microphone He also had practice when he wrestled other men half-naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
