Guest The Jeff Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Mögen Sie die Gehirne alter Kinder essen? Becuase mag den ich das. Ein von meinen Hobbys thowing chesse an alten Frauen nicht machen miteinschließt. Sie scheinen, es zu mögen. Aber manchmal werfen sie hinter und es verletzt. Dies ist, wie ich den Schmerz alter Frauen fühle. Sie haben großen Schmerz. Spritze der Luft ist in zu einem Gesicht nett. Unter Ihrem armpits seien Sie Stich. Tennis ist ein gutes Spiel am Freitag. Seien Sie heute Dienstag, damit ich nicht spielen kann. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Translation here: Hello, I am called Bob, I been I have eleven anuses, I am three spots cafe. I am ubres pink. I am two blue horn. I am eyes cafe. I am pestanos red. I am green language. I am pezunas silverplated. I am violet tail. I am farm. I like the musica and likes me to dance. I do not like lemonade and I do not like to swim. I am intelligent. I am Handsome Umm....I don't think that was the right translation for the right thread there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted September 17, 2002 i smell a teutonic rat ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Hey stop stealing my gimmick from sweetcherrie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Are all these intentionally stupid posters supposed to be funny? They're festering a little too much in the General section now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 17, 2002 So this is definitely a gimmick now, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 17, 2002 "Jeff" better get real entertaining, real fast. ::finger hovers over bright red BAN button:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Damn it, hes making me look bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Jeff Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Heres the real translation: Do you like to eat the brains of old children? Becuase that I like that. An of my hobbies thowing chesse at old women miteinschließt not make. They seem to like it. But sometimes they throw behind and it injures. This is how I feel the pain of old women. They have large pain. Syringe of the air is in to a face nice. Under your armpits, let you be sting. Tennis will be a good game on Friday. Were today Tuesday so that I cannot play. From freetranslation.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2002 At least mine made sense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 17, 2002 ::considers giving Jeff the Three Minutes treatment:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PuzzyBludPopzicle Report post Posted September 17, 2002 The Jeff Posted on Sep 17 2002, 01:11 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heres the real translation: QUOTE Do you like to eat the brains of old children? Becuase that I like that. An of my hobbies thowing chesse at old women miteinschließt not make. They seem to like it. But sometimes they throw behind and it injures. This is how I feel the pain of old women. They have large pain. Syringe of the air is in to a face nice. Under your armpits, let you be sting. Tennis will be a good game on Friday. Were today Tuesday so that I cannot play. that surpasses the intelligence level of half this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 17, 2002 This is how I feel the pain of old women. Maybe I've been wrong about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 17, 2002 Yeah, as I read that, I knew that it was making NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. This The Jeff fellow was trying to make it look like I was him, methinks. But then again... he is kinda cute... (plots using the FINAL RESORT~! if The Jeff ever wanders into NHB) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Jeff Report post Posted September 18, 2002 The devil loves it if I play on my penis with a rock. God is insane at me sometimes however only if I dance naked at parties. Do you like to make that type of the thing with God? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 18, 2002 I think The Jeff's Broca's area is messed up. He can make words, but they have no order to them. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 18, 2002 The Jeff is WAY better than DJ Jeff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted September 18, 2002 The Jeff is WAY better than DJ Jeff. You take that back. Seriously, this character embarasses the name Jeff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted September 18, 2002 I can't wait to see The Jeff's first TOTALLY AWESOME BANNER~! Maybe we'll see the return of...the HHH BANNER! or the KEVIN NASH BANNER! "[name] RULES!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted September 18, 2002 I can't wait to see The Jeff's first TOTALLY AWESOME BANNER~! Maybe we'll see the return of...the HHH BANNER! or the KEVIN NASH BANNER! "[name] RULES!" You do realize this isn't me, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Does anyone else think that Jeff is using a random sentence generator? I hope so, because it would be one of the more embarassing things I've ever come across if someone was actually putting time and effort into writing those things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Which Jeff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 18, 2002 I'll agree that this Jeff is much cooler than DJ Jeff... even though they are both a waste of bandwidth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted September 18, 2002 I still prefer the normal poster... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted September 18, 2002 You guys that think that this loser is better than me must be on crack or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
