Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 I saw discussion over this in the Deathmatch tourny thread so I thought I'd move it here. I saw it that MME, Jingus, AP and SS would still be competing in the OAOAST as a heel stable. AP and SS say they want to be exclusive to OAOMEF, which is fine, but AP is No 1 USTV title contender so I want him to get that belt for us! Also, MME and Jingus are No 1 tag contenders so we will still be competing in the OAOAST.
Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 Is my buddy David gonna be in?
Guest J*ingus Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::Rips DABF's head off and eats it.:: "SKBF clones are NOT welcome in this folder!"
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 Who the hell is David Akeroyd?
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 Well SS isn't exclusive either, because his contract with us says so...but we can give you some airtime on SMTV to beat up WWeeeeeeeeeeers oh yeah... In-Character, BPP beltshots everyone in this thread, calling it shoddy and a pale imitation BPP then calls Sandman on his cell, and tells him that "other federation" is at it again...and they're dissing Sandman. Chaos ensues
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::Sandman sighs, hangs up someone else's cell phone, loads his shotgun, and heads over to the XPW offices. Some people never learn::
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 BPP calls Sandman and tells them XPW has moved to where OAOMEF is
Guest NazMistry Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 What si the point in the OAOMEF? Politics or not, the OAOAST sucks... Did I just say that out loud? Oh, and I'ma moron and I really really suck and want to spend all my time jobbing
Guest J*ingus Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::JINGUS hangs a huge indestructable sign on the building which says "OAOMET, and not XPW".::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 What si the point in the OAOMEF? Politics or not, the OAOAST sucks... Did I just say that out loud? Oh, and I'ma moron and I really really suck and want to spend all my time jobbing The last part is very true...
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 BPP takes down the indestructible sign, hands it to Sandman and says: Here, use this...it's just a decoy, but its indestructible
Guest NazMistry Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 What si the point in the OAOMEF? Politics or not, the OAOAST sucks... Did I just say that out loud? Oh, and I'ma moron and I really really suck and want to spend all my time jobbing Well considering I job all the time anyway, it won't be much of a adjustment, so I'm cool with it. Even the moron part is kinda true when I'm drunk.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::Sandman thanks BPP, and whacks Jingus in the head with the sign. Of course, the cheap piece of shit splits in two, and hardly damages the Devilman. Sandman shakes his head at how cheap the OAOMEF is::
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 :: Eskimo fines BPP and Sandman $1000 for being on his property ::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::CWM sits down on one of the OAOMF coaches in the green room but the couch falls apart:: CWM: god damn child labour ain't what it used to be.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::Sandman aims his shotgun at MME and tells him that the money is in the wallet in his pocket. Actually, Sandman is usually pretty broke, so the money is in BPP's pockets. Either way, MME has to come get the money if he wants it::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 ::CWM sits in the back drinking Juicy Juice and eating OAT TOAST::
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted September 17, 2002 Report Posted September 17, 2002 :: Hands CWM a mop and tells him to get cleaning ::
Guest The Superstar Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 ::Hits everyone with his COMMISSIONER'S GAVEL OF DOOM~!::
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 ::Sandman is on a high platform. He danges the X-Title above SuperShit, just out of his reach. SS keeps jumping and lunging for the belt, but Sandman keeps yanking it out of SS' way. SS keeps trying to get the X-Title back, but Sandman won't let him. It's funny, in a sad, pathetic way::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 ::CWM points out to Eskimo it might be his thread but CWM is the mod::
Guest The Superstar Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 ::No, actually Superstar wasn't trying to get the title. He was trying to nail Sandman's balls with the commissioner's gavel. Seeing as he couldn't reach, he sneaks up behind him and gives him a DRAGON SUPLEX~! off the platform::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 ::CWM is standing behind SS. SS turns around and CWM pushes him off::
Guest The Superstar Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 ::Lands on his feet with cat-like reflexes and GAVELSHOTS~! CWM::
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 How? CWM pushed SS off a platform at least eight feet off the ground. Yes, SS could have landed on his feet. However, it would physically be impossible for SS to then turn around and hit a person who is eight feet above them. So, in regards to CWM, ::no sell::
Guest The Superstar Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Oh, right. Well um...... ::runs off to the OAOMEF headquarters to book midget impersonations of Sandman and CWM::
Guest J*ingus Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 ::Knocks the platform down, and CAW and Sandpants along with it.:: "I've always been more of a grizzly than a black bear, for all two of you who might get that joke, ha ha ha."
Guest hhhruls Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 shut me me, im not a smrt guy im such faget i jst suk kok and ass and elbws and toes why ws i band from vanila migits and smrkbrd nyway i ws jst xplaning y i suk hhh cuz he is the gam wit a littlr dik then cris jerico and kurt angl so ill shut the fuk up, u r godz especily JINGES cuz i suk.
Guest J*ingus Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 You're on my turf now, bitch.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Just ban him already.
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