The One and Only OAOMEF Thread

[Guest J*ingus]

But it's so rarely that I get to edit someone's posts with complete impunity...

 

::To get the thread back on track, JINGUS Clawslams some random non-OAOMET'er.::

 

"Now someone get their ass in here and sell that, or else I'll be forced to whip out my huge, long-reaching, deep-impacting, admired-by-friends-and-foes-alike, untameable, unstoppable, incredibly powerful... SUPER MOD POWERS~! on you."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"...what, what did you THINK I was going to say?"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

If it'll make you appy you can edit my posts. But this troll is pissing off people...some of which think it's me.

 

Ban him.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman comes in, lies on the ground, and says "Ow! That Clawslam really hurt me! Ow!"::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM is the OAOAST CHAMPION~!....so he no sells::

 

CWM: MWAHAHAHAHA~! Remember Jingus you can ban me here but I can ban you at SmarkTalk and The Underground! And I have the windows open and my mouse curser hovering over the butttoN!

[Guest J*ingus]

::Is outnumbered, growls.::

 

"Wait, unless you're a SUPERmod at Smarktalk, that can't be, since I'm a mod there too! HAH, beat THAT!"

[Guest J*ingus]

::Sandman comes in, lies on the ground, and says "Ow! That Clawslam really hurt me! Ow!"::

"Heh. Damn right, boyo. See you at Doomsday, since I get the odd feeling that neither I nor you will lose the Deathmatch tournament until we meet..."

[Guest The Superstar]

::Whispers to Jingus that if he wants to be on the DEBUT OAOMEF show, he better send me a promo or something::

[Guest alfdogg]

I was gonna join, but then I saw your best posters list, to see that Agnes was on it and not me.

[Guest The Superstar]

but that was because it was late at night and I hadn't seen you post in quite a few days!

[Guest Sandman9000]

All right, as far as I know, this is who is in the KODM tourny:

 

#1: Sandman9000

#2: EvenflowDDT

#3: Masked Mystery Eskimo

#4: The SuperStar

#5: Big Poppa Popick

#6: Jingus

#7: Green Mist

#8: Angle-Plex

#9: Alfdogg

#10: Thunder Kid

#11: Naz Mistry

#12: ? (SJLer?)

 

Correct me if I left you off the list, or if you want in.

 

The matchups and brackets and gimmicks will be posted as time goes on.

 

They will probably be released on IZHD.

[Guest alfdogg]

What are we going to do with the tag titles?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Is outnumbered, growls.::

 

"Wait, unless you're a SUPERmod at Smarktalk, that can't be, since I'm a mod there too! HAH, beat THAT!"

I am a SUPERmod

[Guest alfdogg]

I'm a SUPERmod too.

[Guest Tony149]

SM, when you figure out the matches for the KODM tourny, PM me the line up, so I can book the card for Doomsday without running around trying to figure out what's happening at the PPV like I did for EF.

[Guest alfdogg]

Make Reject the 12th guy, I guess.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Works for me.

 

Now I'll post this in the CORRECT thread like I meant to in the first place.

 

Damn I'm dumb.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT sneaks up behind Sandman with an electric guitar and raises it to swing, but begins to hyperventilate, drops the guitar, and runs. What will make him use violence?!::

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

:: Eskimo drives up in a forklift and throws Evenflow out of his federation. Then he tells the WORLD~! to tune in to OAOMEF: Breakout next week where a special match featuring a well known talking alcoholic fish will be taking place! ::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::no-sells the OAOMEF bringing in Keiko.::

[Guest The Superstar]

::Tells everyone that the OAOMEF Battle Royal will feature FOUR WORLD CLASS OAOAST SUPERSTARS~!::

[Guest Sandman9000]

They just have to find some first!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Tells everyone that the OAOMEF Battle Royal will feature FOUR WORLD CLASS OAOAST SUPERSTARS~!::

::CWM laughs because he is the only star on this board::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

BPP reminds CWM that he isnt a commissioner anymore, so how could he be a star when he gets fired from his job?

[Guest The Superstar]

No, trust me, they'll be here. Heh...heh...heh...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

BPP reminds CWM that he isnt a commissioner anymore, so how could he be a star when he gets fired from his job?

::CWM says he still has behind the scenes power because he is that DAMN GOOD~!::

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

OAOMEF House Show Results for 9/21:

 

- Derek The Fish defeated Hulk Hogan with the Flip Flap Flop Splash

- OAOMEF USTV title: Angle-Plex defeated Sgt Slaughter with the Angleplex

- JINGUS defeated Kane with a DevilBomb for the rights to the gimmick

- Bob Barron and William Regal defeated Bps21 and RVD with Regal's POWER OF THE PUNCH on RVD

 

INTERVAL

 

- OAOMEF X title: The Superstar defeated HHH by re-tearing his quad

- OAOMEF Cruiserweight title: Shark Boy defeated Butler Waltman with the DSD~!

- Chris Jericho defeated John Cena and Ric Flair to regain some heat

- OAOMEF World Title: Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mystery Eskimo fought to a time limit draw~!

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

:: Kicks the thread back into life ::

 

Eskimo: Watch OAOMEF Breakout tomorrow nite, kids!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::CWM kicks the thread back dead::

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

:: Eskimo performs CPR on the thread and takes it into intensive care ::