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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Oh yeah and going cammando rules all....so do thongs

 

I would never go commando for many reasons.

 

1) I don't even like running while I'm wearing boxers most of the time.

 

2) I get agitated whenever my...thing accidentally comes out of my boxers.

 

3) I wouldn't want my...thing hanging out whenever my fly is unzipped. I went back to NY for Memorial Day and fell asleep on the bus. I think I must have had on DOBs (dick out boxers) because when the bus pulled into the Port Authority I woke up and saw that my...thing was in broad daylight. My face was very hot as I tried to gather myself up and look to see if anyone noticed. This woman who was on the passenger side of the bus was GRINNING HER ASS OFF. I felt like a damn exhibitionist and I felt bad because there were kids around. To this day, I don't know how my...thing came out of my boxers and out of my jeans, but it did.

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Why haven't you flirted with me yet?

 

So I can no-sell you like Spoony.

The answer to that one is this...

 

As the Admin of the board, I didn't want any females here to feel harassed or anything by someone "in power", you know what I mean? However, I do think you're quite attractive and you really shouldn't have any self esteem issues.

 

Dames

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I never claimed to spell right damn beer :cheers:

 

But in all reality...thongs do rule all. From a personal standpoint I hate wearing panties, they feel funny. Thongs are the way to go, besides you don't get that awful panty line when you wear white pants or shorts or something really tight that clings to you

Occasionally, seeing panty line can be a turn on.....but seeing THONG is so much more.

 

Dames

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3) I wouldn't want my...thing hanging out whenever my fly is unzipped. I went back to NY for Memorial Day and fell asleep on the bus. I think I must have had on DOBs (dick out boxers) because when the bus pulled into the Port Authority I woke up and saw that my...thing was in broad daylight. My face was very hot as I tried to gather myself up and look to see if anyone noticed. This woman who was on the passenger side of the bus was GRINNING HER ASS OFF. I felt like a damn exhibitionist and I felt bad because there were kids around. To this day, I don't know how my...thing came out of my boxers and out of my jeans, but it did.

....Just a thought, but maybe you whipped it out in your sleep. My dick has been seen in plain sight, but thats a story I've told one too many times.

 

Dames

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

But you have to admit Dames, seeing a thong underneath makes some guys weak in the knees.

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But you have to admit Dames, seeing a thong underneath makes some guys weak in the knees.

Weak in the knees and STRONG in other areas.

 

Dames

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09
But you have to admit Dames, seeing a thong underneath makes some guys weak in the knees.

Weak in the knees and STRONG in other areas.

 

Dames

And THAT'S how I like my man. Now on to the bra. In a man's opinion which is better to see, full cleavage or a tease of cleavage? You know like if a girl wears a button down shirt and has a few of the buttons undone.

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And THAT'S how I like my man.  Now on to the bra.  In a man's opinion which is better to see, full cleavage or a tease of cleavage?  You know like if a girl wears a button down shirt and has a few of the buttons undone.

Hmm...

 

I LOVE teases of cleavage on the "girl next door" type, however, I tend to stare more at full cleavage. And in true male fashion, doesn't matter as long as the girl has a large chest :D

 

......What!

 

Dames

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Dames isn't bored cuz he is talking to me about thongs and bras and sex in general B-)

 

And I know you fellas enjoy women talking about this kind of stuff anyway. Dames you outta come down here, I have friends that would blow your mind away

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Dames isn't bored cuz he is talking to me about thongs and bras and sex in general B-)

 

And I know you fellas enjoy women talking about this kind of stuff anyway. Dames you outta come down here, I have friends that would blow your mind away

You're right, I'm not bored......but that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep sending in questions.

 

Ms. Small Arms (can I call you something else?), I've been saying for YEARS that I've been dying to go to Texas for its women. I might just take you up on that.

 

Dames

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Guest Sandman9000

Well, if Dames is off to Texas to get laid, means I'm in charge.

 

First order of business, Wifebeater becomes the official board mascot. Unless we can hang O.J. Hart from a flagpole by his briefs.

 

Second order, bah, I'll think of it later.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Well Dames you are more than welcome to call me Jennifer, Jen or anything like that seeing as that is my name.

 

The girls down here are a lot wilder and we can do some amazing things B-)

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Well, if Dames is off to Texas to get laid, means I'm in charge.

 

First order of business, Wifebeater becomes the official board mascot. Unless we can hang O.J. Hart from a flagpole by his briefs.

 

Second order, bah, I'll think of it later.

Don't worry, I'll update the board as its going on. OJ Hart Inspired me.

 

Dames

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Guest Kingpk

How many times will you see The Tuxedo, which is destined to outgross Titanic 4x over and sweep the Oscars?

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Well Dames you are more than welcome to call me Jennifer, Jen or anything like that seeing as that is my name.

 

The girls down here are a lot wilder and we can do some amazing things B-)

Thanks Jen. And of course, everything is bigger in Texas. What part of Texas are you from again? I have family in San Antonio but I've never visited.

 

Dames

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How many times will you see The Tuxedo, which is destined to outgross Titanic 4x over and sweep the Oscars?

I'll see it opening night....and probably once more. Love is from Texas too!

 

Dames

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

I'm from Houston. And yes everything is bigger in Texas, we know how to party and drink. My couch is open, but it could cost ya.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

I'm sure arrangements can be made. Houston's pretty fun if you know what to do. Most of the clubs and such are downtown, I live in the upper middle class part, but there are always things to do.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

MrZsasz notes that anyone here can feel free to call him Bill.

 

Although he always got a kick out of teachers calling him "Mr. Stark"

 

Jennifer, I hope you don't mind if I call you Jennifer, I've been down to Houston many times. It's a GREAT party town.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Hey Bill, she said I can call her Jennifer, Not YOU!

 

I'm just kidding.

 

You guys can call me Damian....my name is no secret.

 

Dames

Well, I was taking my cues from the great Michael Keaton in Jackie Brown.

 

"Jackie, I hope you don't mind if I call you Jackie, those Customs people are a bunch of fucking pricks...."

 

 

Keaton is my hero.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

I don't mind being called Jennifer at all. It beats being called "Texas" and yes Houston is a great party city. It just sucks that everything is so far, I mean San Antonio is 3 hours away, Dallas is 5 hours away. San Antonio is fun as hell.

 

Oh and just if anyone is interested, on Labor Day, Memorial Day, and the 4th of July The Guadalupe River is the best place to be. I went over the Memorial Day weekend with my boss (female, just in case you thought I conducted business like that...shame shame) and you wouldn't believe the shit we both saw.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
I don't mind being called Jennifer at all. It beats being called "Texas" and yes Houston is a great party city. It just sucks that everything is so far, I mean San Antonio is 3 hours away, Dallas is 5 hours away. San Antonio is fun as hell.

 

Oh and just if anyone is interested, on Labor Day, Memorial Day, and the 4th of July The Guadalupe River is the best place to be. I went over the Memorial Day weekend with my boss (female, just in case you thought I conducted business like that...shame shame) and you wouldn't believe the shit we both saw.

Each other Breasts?

 

 

(Dames smacks Zsasz upside the head)

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

God where do I begin.

 

Well parties all over the place, chicks willing to do whatever you want, and bets on which chicks have real and fake tits. And I will say that we did find the chick with the best fake real looking tits I've ever saw. and one night we did see a full porno thanks to our tent neighbors that forgot to turn off their flashlights while in the tents. Nothing like watching a live porn and drinking a beer

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Dames, you should consider it an honor to be no-sold like me. I'm Spoony now in her mind, so I must have made some progress.

 

Anyways, I really don't like thongs because of their effects. I had a girlfriend with a more-than-ample rump, and she wore nothing but thongs. However, they provided zero support for this rump, and when added to the fact that she didn't really exercise regularly or anything, caused the ever-feared COTTAGE CHEESE OF DOOM to form. I support the normal sized(as in not granny) panties. I like to see a panty line. As for cleavage, any is fine.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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