Which Wrestler was in "no condition to perform"

[Guest Anglesault]

Add to the fact that after everytime time Booker kicked out Test had this crazy look on his face that looked to be a combination of sucking dick and getting struck by lightning and that's why he's my darkhorse. No sober man should be making faces like that.

Add to that the "Who are YOU" look on his face when Regal was talking to the UA in the back.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Add to the fact that after everytime time Booker kicked out Test had this crazy look on his face that looked to be a combination of sucking dick and getting struck by lightning and that's why he's my darkhorse.

 

I don't know why that comment made me laugh so fucking much.

[Guest cabbageboy]

It was Jeff. RVD wrestles stoned all the time I would imagine, it doesn't especially bother him. Jeff however couldn't seem to hit any of his spots at all.

 

Booker/Test was crappy but I think that was just due to being crappy, not due to drugs of any kind.

[Guest Human Fly]

 

Only picture I could find of him from last night

[Guest Anglesault]

He's not even looking at regal.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Remember Sabu's ECW matches? Where he would put a camel clutch on the guy, and try to tape up his leg at the same time? Or he would he hit a high spot and then immediatly grab his jaw and try to reattach it to his skull?

 

That's what Jeff looked like last night. Now, when Sabu did it, it was funny. Because here you have this guy who's going through a table upside down in 2 minutes, and his biggest concern at the moment is trying to tourniquet his arm.

 

Jeff just looked wasted/crippled.

[Guest BlackRainbow1025]

Sabu was a spot machine, but I still dug the guy. How cool was it when his arm was ripped open by barbwire and all he can think about is trying to get something to hold it together b/c the match wasn't over. Sick, sick man, but you have to love it.

 

I was going to say Test was the wrestler in question b/c he looked like shit (moreso than usual) in his match and when he came in on the Kane/Regal match. He just looked completely out of it. Jeff always looks that way and always botches spots so I didn't notice a huge difference. As far as RVD goes.....RVD under the influence of a substance? No way, I refuse to believe that, haha. Never affected his performance in ECW, why would he be in no condition to perform now?

[Guest Brian]

"Never affected his performance in ECW, why would he be in no condition to perform now?"

 

Are you kidding me? He used to blow spots left and right stoned, it's just that he had more of a rep than as opposed to now?

 

I'm thinking Test? Now he's going to have to get his hair cut (and Christian's too).

[Guest Anglesault]

Will someone please tell me what the fuck Test is looking at? Does he see Regal in double?

[Guest BlackRainbow1025]

Who in ECW didn't blow spots left and right? I'm just saying, it wasn't so bad that he wasn't "in any condition to perform". I suppose I worded it wrong in saying it didn't affect his performance at all. He seemed to do alright to me.

[Guest Cubbie78]

shit, that was an awful cryptic post, could be a number of people (how sad is THAT?..heh)..they should just come out and say it, if they know

[Guest chirs3]

Erp... just realized there's a page 2... oops.

 

Don't mind me.

[Guest bravesfan]

Does RVD dry humping Trips count as "performing?"

[Guest BlackRainbow1025]

I'd say moreso than Test standing there like a moron while Booker T sideslams himself then later in the match having Booker T try to spinebuster him and again, he stands there like a complete retard then sorta falls down to try and cover up or something.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Will someone please tell me what the fuck Test is looking at? Does he see Regal in double?

*falls out of chair laughing*

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Will someone please tell me what the fuck Test is looking at? Does he see Regal in double?

From this site

 

 

"Little known fact: Test has a very short attention span."

 

Go figure. It's true!

[Guest Vyce]

I'm hoping they're not referring to RVD, since I actually thought his match with Jericho was the best match on RAW last night.

 

If we're going on blown moves in the match, Jeff is the likely suspect. I swear, I believe that he's stoned MOST of the time.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Somebody needs to doctor that picture so that Test is staring at a levitating guinea pig.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

That link was the greatest thing ever... Except for E&C Baby Produckshuns!!

 

Damn. That is all.

[Guest jester]

I wonder if RVD's appearance during the HHH match was planned like that. It's unusual for them to have a run in before a match like that, almost as if they wanted to kill time and reduce the length of match in which one of the performers was in no condition to perform.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I think it's safe to say it was Hardy. On the almost cracking someones skull thing, if you'll remember, he spectacularly fucked up a top rope rana on HHH, causing the master of the resthold finisher to come down on his neck and head.

 

In any case, I think we all agree, Test really fuckin sucks. Yes.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Test isn't THAT bad!

I think he's entertaining.

[Guest Kid Kablam]

He's not even looking at regal.

SO Test is a bad actor. Big deal. Half of WWE can't act.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

When in the last year hasn't Jeff Hardy or Lita looked Stoned? They looked more coked up then X-pac. Shit, I get contact high just looking at them!

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

Yeah, sort of reminds me about what Dynamite Kid did to Kawada, once. Kawada hits Kid with to stiff drop kicks that sends Kid out of the ring. Kawada then comes over the ropes with a *something* (looked like a cross body), and Dynamite just walks away. Must have hurt like hell for Kawada (he tries like hell to stablilize his fall) but it was frickin' hillarious to watch...

Maybe Trip will now claim to be inspired by the great Dynamite Kid?

Then again, maybe not.

[Guest humongous2002]

That picture of Jeff milking that dog is very disturbing.

[Guest fazzle]

I'm thinking it was Test also. Remember the really ugly rana in the Test/Booker match? That's probably where the "head split open" line came from.

[Guest nikowwf]

Test always looks lost. Test sucking does not mean he is on drugs.

 

That had to be Jeff. He missed every spot, nearly killed HHH on the rana, and looked to be out of breath at times. He was freaking awful.

 

Niko

[Guest BlackRainbow1025]

Okay, um, I just came across this and I thought this was related to the subject in this thread.... more evidence that Jeff is fucking weird. I am very disturbed.

 

Come on boy, red rocket, red rocket! I actually see everyone's point. I watched the Hardy/HHH match again (maybe I'M in no condition to perform) and Jeff is obviously on something. Looked really, really out of it, moreso than usual. Test still sucks though. Maybe he should start drugs as an excuse for whatever that match with Booker T was supposed to be.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Booker and Test both blew a bunch of spots in that match, so blame them both.