Which Wrestler was in "no condition to perform"

[Guest Anglesault]

He's not even looking at regal.

SO Test is a bad actor. Big deal. Half of WWE can't act.

I haven't taken formal acting lessons, but I have mastered the art of LOOKING at someone.

[Guest Incandenza]

He was probably daydreaming about washing his hair.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I wonder if RVD's appearance during the HHH match was planned like that. It's unusual for them to have a run in before a match like that, almost as if they wanted to kill time and reduce the length of match in which one of the performers was in no condition to perform.

Hardy wasn't even announced beforehand. If they knew couldn't they have surely picked out another guy to job to HHH?

[Guest AndrewTS]

He's not even looking at regal.

SO Test is a bad actor. Big deal. Half of WWE can't act.

I haven't taken formal acting lessons, but I have mastered the art of LOOKING at someone.

Maybe Stacey was just off-camera. And maybe she was bending over or something.

 

Yeesh, but to be in a match with someone who has a hobby of staring at his hand, and YOU coming off like the guy on drugs has to be some kind of accomplishment.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

Jeff Hardy looked like her could barely stand up, nevermind wrestle.

 

Meh...

 

...I used to be a big fan of the Hardys. Sad to see Jeff going down in flames like this.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Now here are the lyrics to Test's theme song: "Skiddy bump shiddy bang witty bomp see, skiddy bump litty dang kiddy bumpy dumpy, skada lada dom hum doobalee dee da dooby dong!"

 

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard I cried at that quote.

[Guest Quik]

Ha ha, screw Mattitude, Jeff needs Methadone!

 

I wish I had webspace. I want to Photoshop an apparition of Gary Coleman in front of Test going "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Andrew?"