What Batman Villian are YOU most like?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Here's the the first part. Feel free to tease me about my geekiness. That's why it's here and not in Comic Books.

 

 

Abbatior: Serial Killer whokilled his family and believed that their souls gave him power.

 

Allergist: Man with extreme allergies. Wants to kill all plant life on Earth.

 

Amygdala: 9 ft. giant, who needs daily shots of Thorazine to keep him under control.

 

Anarky: Ruthless vigilante who takes on coperate America. Son of The Joker.

 

The Answer: Watched his family die during No Man's Land. Believes he would help bring about the end of the world.

 

The Banner: World-Wide Terrorist

 

Bane: Extreme strength aided by Venom steriods. Defeated Batman and ruled Gotham till he was beaten by Azreal. Later allied with Ra's Ah Ghul, before going solo.

 

Black Mask: Leader of a group of masked hoods. Believes we all where hidden masks. Tries to kill Bruce Wayne, not Batman.

 

Black Spider: Former addict who killed dealers. Killed.

 

Boss Tony Zucco: Killed Dick Grayson's parents

 

Bouncer: Uses a special alloy to become a human pinball.

 

Brutale: Assassin who is obsessed with blades.

 

Calender Man: Kills by Seasons, Days of the Week, or Holidays. Anything on the calender.

 

Cat-Man: Killed bag ladies and pagent queens. Obsessed with women.

 

Catwoman: Expert cat burgler, and obsessed with cats. Currently a hero.

 

Cavalier: Obssesed with deuling and fencing.

 

Charaxes: Formerly Killer Moth who sold his soul to become feared. He was mutated into a half man/half moth.

 

Cheat: A con-artist with psychic powers

 

Clayface: There have been 6 Clayfaces. All have had the ability to shapeshift and are vulnerable to electricity.

 

Corneilius Stirk: Cannibal who uses fear potion to stimulate thier hearts and make them tastier.

 

Corrosive Man: Can burn through anything.

 

Creeper: Mad anti-hero who is very unstable.

 

 

END OF PART ONE

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I'm Poison Ivy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm Mildly Threatening Man.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm Poison Ivy.

No you're not. You're not liberal enough, you're (probobly) not attractive enough, and from what I've seen you seem a lot more straightfoward then she is.

 

 

You're Brutale.

[Guest papacita]

I'd be Mr. Freeze, cuz I'm cool like that,

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'd be Mr. Freeze, cuz I'm cool like that,

You're too emotional. I think you're one of the "obsessed" villans. Ventriliquist perhaps?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm Mildly Threatening Man.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I thought you'd be "The Fo Sheez Avenger."

[Guest papacita]

I'm more psychotic than emotional, but eh.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You seem to have an obsession with Chyna.

[Guest papacita]

You seem to have an obsession with Chyna.

That's ridiculous!

 

:rips random Chyna poster from his wall and clutches it to his heart:

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The Fo Sheez Avenger? If that actually existed, I'd be forced to drop the phrase. I'm really REALLY not a comic book fan.

 

Comic strips are a different matter. I'll be the Fo Sheez Avenger.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

You're not liberal enough

If the Democrats had a plank in their platform saying "Kill every evil person and let plants grow all over the world," my name would be on the DNC rolls in a heartbeat. Poison Ivy isn't a liberal. She's an autocrat with a profound mistrust of human nature.

 

you're (probobly) not attractive enough

My breasts are actually smaller than my head, but I am a tall, slim redhead. And while I'm not a perfect 10 drop-dead gorgeous knockout, I'm told I'm an extremely pretty 8 when I remember to keep my mouth shut.

 

you seem a lot more straightfoward then she is.

I'm a political operative, you submoronic cretin.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You're not liberal enough

If the Democrats had a plank in their platform saying "Kill every evil person and let plants grow all over the world," my name would be on the DNC rolls in a heartbeat. Poison Ivy isn't a liberal. She's an autocrat with a profound mistrust of human nature.

 

you're (probobly) not attractive enough

My breasts are actually smaller than my head, but I am a tall, slim redhead. And while I'm not a perfect 10 drop-dead gorgeous knockout, I'm told I'm an extremely pretty 8 when I remember to keep my mouth shut.

 

you seem a lot more straightfoward then she is.

I'm a political operative, you submoronic cretin.

1. Poison Ivy is a fantical enviromentalist. Every post you have made so far suggests you are a conservative. Honestly, if you truly believe plants are more important than humans then you're a fucking hypocrite for getting angry at my support for Palestinian freedom fighters.

 

2. Well, I never suggested you were ugly. Just that very few women are "ahem" built like Ivy.

 

BTW, you said you were a lesbian? Well, that's it right there. Ivy is asexual, she has no desire for sex at all, but uses to get her way occaisionally.

 

Don't mess with me about Batman.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

And another thing. Ivy is essentially a plant. She wishes to destroy human civilization and replace it with plants. That could have many definitions. But the fanatical enviromentalism is a trait not often linked to conservativism.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Batman Villians PART TWO OUT OF MANY

 

Crime Doctor: A doctor who has a facination with crime. Will treat patients in the middle of a heist

 

David Cain: Framed Bruce Wayne for murder

 

Deadshot: A hitman with a special eyepiece that allows him to have perfect aim

 

Dozer: During No Man's Land, The Penguin's pit-fighter

 

Dr. Death: The original super-villian. Killed by Batman

 

The Electrocutioner: Kills criminals who escaped justice

 

Faceless: Serial killer who wears his victim's faces.

 

Carmine Falcone: The last "Godfather of Gotham" killed by Two-Face

 

Falseface: Master of Disguise

 

Film Freak: Speaks only in movie lines, killed by Bane

 

Firefly: Insane pyromaniac with a fire-proof suit.

 

Harley Quinn: The Joker's psychotic girlfriend.

 

Harvey Dent/Two-Face/Janus: Dent was DA till he was disfigured by a mobster. He then became obsessed with duality as Two-Face, and with Justice as Janus.

 

Holiday: Killed members of the Falcone family on holidays. Three people killed as Holiday: Harvey Dent, his wife, and Falcone's own son Alberto.

 

Joe Chill: Hitman originally thought to have killed Batman's parents. Learned it was a lie during "Zero Hour".

 

Joker: Batman's deadliest enemey. Named believed to be Jack Napier, created by Batman. Paralyzed Batgirl, killed Robin II.

 

END OF PART TWO

[Guest papacita]

Crime Doctor: A doctor who has a facination with crime. Will treat patients in the middle of a heist

LMAO at that one.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Crime Doctor: A doctor who has a facination with crime. Will treat patients in the middle of a heist

LMAO at that one.

You should READ it happen... it's even funnier.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I would probably be Cavalier...I have always had a thing for sword fighting.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I think I would either be The Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, or this guy...

 

 

Reaper, The

 

Real name : Judson Caspian. Judson Caspian turned his attention to crime fighting after a similar traumatic incident as made the Batman. Caspian's wife Mary Rachael was murdered during a robbery at their own home. Judson himself was injured in the fray. It was this act that created the Reaper. Without Batman's moral code, the Reaper was free to dispense deadly justice to all crinimals he encountered. This drove Batman to hunt down with the aid of Joe Chill and the weapon used to kill his own parents.

 

Thanks to batmanuk.co.uk

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Poison Ivy is a fantical enviromentalist. Every post you have made so far suggests you are a conservative.

Conservatism and concern for the environment are not mutually exclusive, despite the liberal line you appear to subscribe to. Post-Silver Age crap Ivy has typically been portrayed as an antihero rather than a villain. In No Man's Land she takes in and cares for children, feeding them and protecting them. When Ivy's depicted correctly, she doesn't think plants are more important than humans; she's just disgusted with the lack of concern humans have for plants.

 

Well, I never suggested you were ugly. Just that very few women are "ahem" built like Ivy.

True. Very few women strap torpedoes to their chests as a matter of course.

 

Ivy is asexual, she has no desire for sex at all, but uses to get her way occaisionally.

Pfft. I've never read a single Batman story discussing Ivy's attitudes towards sex. She's an extremely sensual character and I have a very hard time believing that she's supposed to be asexual. Even if that was ever true in any story, it just means she was written poorly.

 

Don't mess with me about Batman.

I'll mess with you about whatever I please, boy.

 

Even though your namesake was really, really cool in The Last Arkham, and even though he got his name from one of my favourite authors.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Poison Ivy is a fantical enviromentalist. Every post you have made so far suggests you are a conservative.

Conservatism and concern for the environment are not mutually exclusive, despite the liberal line you appear to subscribe to. Post-Silver Age crap Ivy has typically been portrayed as an antihero rather than a villain. In No Man's Land she takes in and cares for children, feeding them and protecting them. When Ivy's depicted correctly, she doesn't think plants are more important than humans; she's just disgusted with the lack of concern humans have for plants.

 

Well, I never suggested you were ugly. Just that very few women are "ahem" built like Ivy.

True. Very few women strap torpedoes to their chests as a matter of course.

 

Ivy is asexual, she has no desire for sex at all, but uses to get her way occaisionally.

Pfft. I've never read a single Batman story discussing Ivy's attitudes towards sex. She's an extremely sensual character and I have a very hard time believing that she's supposed to be asexual. Even if that was ever true in any story, it just means she was written poorly.

 

Don't mess with me about Batman.

I'll mess with you about whatever I please, boy.

 

Even though your namesake was really, really cool in The Last Arkham, and even though he got his name from one of my favourite authors.

Well, you havn't read enough Batman, because in her re-imagine origin (The one were she was referred to as Pamela Isly for the first time. Before that she had a different name, Penolope Ivy.) it was revealed that she took no actual enjoyment in sex, just in using her body to make others do her will. She was an asexual with a love for manipulation.

 

 

Once again, you're wrong, I'm right.

[Guest J*ingus]

Sadly enough, I'd probably be the bastard child of Cat-Man and Film Freak.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

it was revealed that she took no actual enjoyment in sex, just in using her body to make others do her will. She was an asexual with a love  for manipulation.

Once again, you're wrong, I'm right.

And an asexual with a love for manipulation would necessarily admit to being an asexual with a love for manipulation... uh, no. Not unless she was retarded as well.

 

<buffs her fingernails> Step off.

 

Slightly more seriously (because you can only be so serious in a thread about which Batman villain you are) who said anyone had to be a perfect match? I'm probably as close to Poison Ivy as you get off glossy paper, and even if I'm not, she fits me best and I like her best. So shaddap.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Cheat: A con-artist with psychic powers

 

If this guys says "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DRESSES LIKE A BAT! WOO!!" I am so freaking out over this.

 

Personally, one of my favorite "villans" isn't a true Batman villan at all. There was a story in this mini-series called "Batman: Black & White" called Civic Virtue . Everybody could identify with what this guy went thru. He had a bad day, and went off on the world in a Michael Douglas "Falling Down" type way, going after what he felt was the injustices of modern society. Everybody has had a situation where some bonehead does something to piss you off and you wish you could just off him right there, and even tho the story is only a few pages long, Howard Chaykin (the writer and artist, also did American Flagg ) makes a villan seem both horrific, sympathetic, and all too real

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Marney this is my LAST post to you here. You have 3 strikes against you being Ivy:

 

1. Her body symbolizes the epitome of female perfection in a man's eye. As you have admitted, you don't have that.

 

2. The lesbian/asexual point.

 

3. You are far too agressive to be Ivy. Unless Ivy has a ridiculous advantage (i.e. Gardenhouse of Doom) she folds pretty easily. You do not.

 

Your 3 minutes... are up!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who remebers the Batman: B&W story where Bats and Joker are really friends and their battles are one elaborate hoax.

 

Awesome.

[Guest J*ingus]

That reminds me, cran, what was the one story in Black & White with the kid who's talking about wanting to do just one really horrible thing in his life, and decides he wants to kill Batman? Without ever doing a damn thing, that guy became possibly the creepiest Batman "villain" I've ever seen.

[Guest J*ingus]

1. Her body symbolizes the epitome of female perfection in a man's eye. As you have admitted, you don't have that.

No, her body symbolized a damn Barbie doll, in this man's eye. Her breasts were what, size 46-QQQ?

[Guest Cancer Marney]

You have 3 strikes against you being Ivy

You're taking this a little too seriously. Like I said, she's the one I like, and she's the one I think fits me best.

 

You are far too agressive... she folds pretty easily. You do not.

Might want to keep that in mind.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Have to do a Jingus type breakdown on this post here:

 

1. Her body symbolizes the epitome of female perfection in a man's eye. As you have admitted, you don't have that.

 

You do realize that most of the people here don't have the perfect body don't you? I mean you don't have to really look like a character to identify with them. I happen to like The Beast, and identify with how he's an incredibly intelligent person, but yet others are scared/repulsed by him, but that don't mean I have blue fur. If a person identifys with a character, let them. Last time I checked, this was "what batman villan are you?" not "what batman villan I think you are"

 

2. The lesbian/asexual point

 

I dunno about anybody else, but there has got to be something with the fact she seems to hang around Harley Quinn a lot.

 

3. You are far too agressive to be Ivy. Unless Ivy has a ridiculous advantage (i.e. Gardenhouse of Doom) she folds pretty easily. You do not.

 

Ivy can be agressive (from what I seen) when she's threatened or her plants are attacked, but she doesn't seem the type to me that would actively pick a fight with anybody.

 

And Jingus, to answer your question:

 

That reminds me, cran, what was the one story in Black & White with the kid who's talking about wanting to do just one really horrible thing in his life, and decides he wants to kill Batman? Without ever doing a damn thing, that guy became possibly the creepiest Batman "villain" I've ever seen.

 

If it was a story in the Gotham Knights book, I can't say that I've ever read it, if it was in the first Black & White mini-series, then I really can't remember it, but want to re-read those stories .