What Batman Villian are YOU most like?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

VILLIANS PART THREE

 

Killer Croc: Once a mobster, till a rare heriditary condition devoloped making his skin into scales, and his tounge forked. It is still changing him, making him more reptillian.

 

King of Snakes: An insane millionaire wrongfully vows revenge against Robin for paralyzing him and leads the Ghost Dragons against him.

 

Lady Shiva (Now THIS is Marney): Deadly martial artist. Help Batman regain his tolerance for violence after Knightfall. Only been beaten by Batman. (NOTE: Batgirl may have done it too. I could care less about her comic, she's a very uninteresting character,)

 

Lew Moxon: Hired a killer to murder Charles and Martha Wayne

 

Lock-Up: Former Prison guard at Arkham. Fired for beating prisoners. Turned good and is now allied with Batman.

 

Mad Hatter: Jervis Tecth is obsessed with Alice in Wonderland and themes his crimes around it. He also uses mind control devices embedded in hats.

 

Magpie: Enjoys jewlrey to an insane level. Involved in Bats and Supes 1st meeting.

 

Man-Bat: A scientist looking for natuaral night vision, injects himself with a serum based on Vampire Bats (It was the 70's don't ask me.) he becomes a mutant hybrid. NOT ALWAYS A VILLIAN

 

Maxie Zeus: Believes he is Zeus and plants are his royal subjects. When he meets Ivy, it's the funniest comic I'd read up to that time.

 

Mr. Freeze: Frozen while trying to save his wife; later inadvertantly killed her. Totally emotionless.

 

Mr. Whisper: Schoolteacher who killed kids. Knows Batman's identity.

 

Mr. Zsasz: Dangerous psychotic obsessed with turning Batman into a killer. He has killed hundreds of people, and for each one he adds a small scar on his body.

 

Narcosis: Sucks life force by touching people. Believes he is doing God's work.

 

Nicholas Scratch: Transformed into a supierior being by a particle of light from space. Can use his personality and intellegence to turn people against each other.

 

Night Slayer: Obsessed with winning back his sister's affection, he kills to impress her.

 

Orca: Woman who merged her DNA with a Killer Whale to defend a waterfront housing project. Dead.

 

END OF PART THREE

[Guest Cancer Marney]

No, her body symbolized a damn Barbie doll, in this man's eye.  Her breasts were what, size 46-QQQ?

Depends on who was drawing her. MrZsasz's entire argument is simply silly. By his logic, he can't be the Joker any more than I can be Poison Ivy, because he presumably doesn't have green hair, white skin, and a grotesquely elongated lower jaw. Or Ra's, if he doesn't have tufts of beard sticking out of the sides of his face. Or the Reaper, unless he's about 6'8, balding, a crack shot, and a skilled martial artist.

And he's probably never fallen into a pond of toxic chemicals in his life, nor was his pregnant wife killed in an electrical accident. Furthermore, he exists in three dimensions rather than two, physically, although his skull does seem to be an infinitely dense singularity.

 

Shee-eesh... anyway, I've always loved Lady Shiva too. I can be her if it makes MrZsasz feel more able to get on with his life.

 

Now it's time for my nap. Later children.

[Guest papacita]

And he's probably never fallen into a pond of toxic chemicals in his life, nor was his pregnant wife killed in an electrical accident. Furthermore, he exists in three dimensions rather than two, physically, although his skull does seem to be an infinitely dense singularity.

I fell in chemicals...twice!

 

I officially have nothing meaningful to add to this thread.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Have to do a Jingus type breakdown on this post here:

 

1. Her body symbolizes the epitome of female perfection in a man's eye. As you have admitted, you don't have that.

 

You do realize that most of the people here don't have the perfect body don't you? I mean you don't have to really look like a character to identify with them. I happen to like The Beast, and identify with how he's an incredibly intelligent person, but yet others are scared/repulsed by him, but that don't mean I have blue fur. If a person identifys with a character, let them. Last time I checked, this was "what batman villan are you?" not "what batman villan I think you are"

 

2. The lesbian/asexual point

 

I dunno about anybody else, but there has got to be something with the fact she seems to hang around Harley Quinn a lot.

 

3. You are far too agressive to be Ivy. Unless Ivy has a ridiculous advantage (i.e. Gardenhouse of Doom) she folds pretty easily. You do not.

 

Ivy can be agressive (from what I seen) when she's threatened or her plants are attacked, but she doesn't seem the type to me that would actively pick a fight with anybody.

 

And Jingus, to answer your question:

 

That reminds me, cran, what was the one story in Black & White with the kid who's talking about wanting to do just one really horrible thing in his life, and decides he wants to kill Batman? Without ever doing a damn thing, that guy became possibly the creepiest Batman "villain" I've ever seen.

 

If it was a story in the Gotham Knights book, I can't say that I've ever read it, if it was in the first Black & White mini-series, then I really can't remember it, but want to re-read those stories .

1. USUALLY you'd be right, but Ivy's looks a central part of the temptress/witch part of her persona. In this case, either you got it, or you don't.

 

2. I thought it was funny that in ALL those issues she never once made a pass at her. Maybe because Harley's so afraid of what Mr. J might do.

 

3. PUH-LEEZE Unless she controls the enviroment, Ivy is practicly begging Bats to put on the cuffs.

 

Here's what happens:

 

1. Ivy carries out plan

 

2. Bats hears about it

 

3. Bats goes to Greenhouse of Doom.

 

4. Bats beats giant plant/ plant zombies etc.

 

5. Ivy immeadtely surreneders.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No, her body symbolized a damn Barbie doll, in this man's eye.  Her breasts were what, size 46-QQQ?

Depends on who was drawing her. MrZsasz's entire argument is simply silly. By his logic, he can't be the Joker any more than I can be Poison Ivy, because he presumably doesn't have green hair, white skin, and a grotesquely elongated lower jaw. Or Ra's, if he doesn't have tufts of beard sticking out of the sides of his face. Or the Reaper, unless he's about 6'8, balding, a crack shot, and a skilled martial artist.

And he's probably never fallen into a pond of toxic chemicals in his life, nor was his pregnant wife killed in an electrical accident. Furthermore, he exists in three dimensions rather than two, physically, although his skull does seem to be an infinitely dense singularity.

 

Shee-eesh... anyway, I've always loved Lady Shiva too. I can be her if it makes MrZsasz feel more able to get on with his life.

 

Now it's time for my nap. Later children.

Well, bad example sweety. Joker's disfigurement is his motivation. Without it, he has NO REASON to commit crime. As I said, NORMALLY you would be right. But Ivy's perfect body is a fairly important part of her character.

 

 

I think we BOTH took this too seriously.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I'm Two-Face.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I'm the Joker from the Old TV series. I just put on white face paint, but you can still see my facial hair.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

After this no one can ask me what my name means.

 

 

YES!

[Guest Cancer Marney]

bad example sweety. Joker's disfigurement is his motivation. Without it, he has NO REASON to commit crime.

Not precisely. In The Killing Joke, the disfigurement just sent him over the edge, but he was brought to the snapping point by his shitty life, the frustration of his ambitions, the death of his wife, the violence in the chemical factory, and finally the bat-creature that appeared out of nowhere. Anyway, by your logic unless you're horribly disfigured, your personality doesn't mesh with the Joker's so you can't be him.

 

As I said, NORMALLY you would be right. But Ivy's perfect body is a fairly important part of her character.

More accurately, Ivy's seductiveness is an important part of her character. You don't have to look exactly like Ivy to be seductive, and even though I usually get between a 7 and an 8, Flyboy thinks I'm a 9... so there.

 

I think we BOTH took this too seriously.

Oh yeah. No question. But then we're both Batman fanatics.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

bad example sweety. Joker's disfigurement is his motivation. Without it, he has NO REASON to commit crime.

Not precisely. In The Killing Joke, the disfigurement just sent him over the edge, but he was brought to the snapping point by his shitty life, the frustration of his ambitions, the death of his wife, the violence in the chemical factory, and finally the bat-creature that appeared out of nowhere. Anyway, by your logic unless you're horribly disfigured, your personality doesn't mesh with the Joker's so you can't be him.

 

As I said, NORMALLY you would be right. But Ivy's perfect body is a fairly important part of her character.

More accurately, Ivy's seductiveness is an important part of her character. You don't have to look exactly like Ivy to be seductive, and even though I usually get between a 7 and an 8, Flyboy thinks I'm a 9... so there.

 

I think we BOTH took this too seriously.

Oh yeah. No question. But then we're both Batman fanatics.

Joker's origin in The Killing Joke is not considered canon. He's given us a good 50 variations on "guys falls in acid" story since then. So any factors BESIDES falling in acid arn't offical, and thus I can't really say them.

 

 

Attractiveness is relative. You sound like a woman who is happy with her looks and knows her limitations. More power to you.

 

 

Yeah I guess we are.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I thought TKJ was the best origin story ever. It really made me feel sorry for him. And the ending, with him and Batman laughing together over that metaphorical joke, was brilliant. So was the beginning when Batman and the imposter were talking in the cell, and then the dialogue repeating in Batman's head when he shows up to free Jim... great, great story.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I thought TKJ was the best origin story ever. It really made me feel sorry for him. And the ending, with him and Batman laughing together over that metaphorical joke, was brilliant. So was the beginning when Batman and the imposter were talking in the cell, and then the dialogue repeating in Batman's head when he shows up to free Jim... great, great story.

Marney, I completely agree with you. However, when Denny O'Neil (Editor for the Bat-Stories at the time) showed his higher-ups the book they were apalled by the violence quotient. It was determined that the book, except for Batgirl's handicap, would be considered an Elseworlds a couple years before that term was invented. I don't know why they decided that would make the book easier to defend, but they did.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm..

 

The Smart Marks has its very own MrZsasz and Adam West. Odd.

 

Anyway, I never really realized there were so many silly named villian characters. I guess its because Im not to big on Batman.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

well, i probably knew about 15 or so of all them, some of the ones i didn't know seem cool, some seem lame. I always liked the clock king though, did you miss him? anyways i'll be aphex twin evil smile man and leave it at that.

[Guest Flyboy]

The Smart Marks has its very own MrZsasz and Adam West. Odd.

Damn right!

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I want to hear what Batman villains other people are now. Lady Shiva and Poison Ivy are taken.

[Zorin Industries 0]

Ra's Al Ghul.

 

Because even though hes a villian, he does have a certain sense of honour and nobility.

[Guest El Satanico]

Can i be Faceless?

 

A villian based on Ed Gein rules.

[Guest El Satanico]

Joker: Batman's deadliest enemey. Named believed to be Jack Napier, created by Batman. Paralyzed Batgirl, killed Robin II.

Isn't Jack Napier the name of the guy that played Alfred on the 60's tv show?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I think that was Alan Napier.

 

More accurately, Ivy's seductiveness is an important part of her character. You don't have to look exactly like Ivy to be seductive, and even though I usually get between a 7 and an 8, Flyboy thinks I'm a 9... so there.

 

I wonder what he gives himself.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Dunno. Personally, I still think I'm a 7-8. <shrugs>

[Guest mesepher]

Dunno. Personally, I still think I'm a 7-8. <shrugs>

post a photo

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Nope.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

well, i probably knew about 15 or so of all them, some of the ones i didn't know seem cool, some seem lame. I always liked the clock king though, did you miss him? anyways i'll be aphex twin evil smile man and leave it at that.

Clock King was created by the 60's TV show and therefore is apoycrphical.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

The burning question... which one is Dames, and why?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

PART FOUR

 

Outsider: Turned out to be a ressurected Alfred who had amnesia. It was the 60's JUST. DON'T. ASK.

 

Penguin: Former Jewel thief. Now a racketeer and smuggleer who owns a string of nightclubs.

 

Poison Ivy: Fanatical enviromentilist turned into a literal Mother Nature by a treachorous lover. Her kiss is deadly and she attempts to replace animals with plants and rule over all.

 

Professor Milo: Mad scientist who is obsessed with controlling Arkham Asylum

 

Ra's Al Ghul: Immortal who needs the Lazerus Pits to survive. Father of Bruce's only love, Talia. Considers Bruce his heir.

 

The Reaper: Psychoctic vigilante. Was so dangerous, he forced batman to team with the man who killed his parents to stop him.

 

Riddler: Edward Nygma turned to crime to prove his superiority over other people. His level of thought has reached the point where normal thought is mundane to him; hence everything is a riddle.

 

Scarecrow: Obsessed with fear. Uses fear gas to gain a sick pleasure out of watching people die from his illusions.

 

Spellbinder: Uses hypnosis to distract heroes from his crimes.

 

Spook Ver. 1: The man who designed Blackgate Prison. Would lead prisoners out for a fee.

 

Spook Ver. 2: After Spook's death, his spirit came back to kill those who caused his death one-by-one. Bruce wayne was among them and stopped him before he could kill all of them.

 

Tally Man: Psychotic hitman. Tally Man's mother killed his entire family. Tally man almost killed both Azreal and Nightwing.

 

The General: A child obsessed with war. Will lead minor-league villians into "battle".

 

The Monk: A Vampire who was the last person Batman out-and-out killed. Came back in the 80's

 

Ventriloquist: Usually seen with Scarface. However he has a host of other personas. (Socko, anyone?)

 

The Wrath: Swears vengeance on all forms of established law.

 

The Zero: Planned crimes based on the neumber zero.

 

Zodiac Master: Three guesses what he really liked.

 

 

And we are done! If that's not 100, then there are a lot more Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl villans I can post. if THAT doesn't work then we go to the villians created by the Animated Series.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

The burning question... which one is Dames, and why?

Dames picked Riddler, because he loves Frank Gorshin.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I honestly have no clue who I am.

 

I'm more of a Marvel man, myself.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Well you missed a shit-load of villians there but you are hereby commended for the interesting and original topic.

 

Now if only more people would reply...

 

I consider myself to be an odd and frightening amalgamation of The Joker and the one big fella from the first page (I'm too lazy to actually go back and look for his name).

 

Marvel r OWNJ DC!!

 

-Taft

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well you missed a shit-load of villians there but you are hereby commended for the interesting and original topic.

 

Now if only more people would reply...

 

I consider myself to be an odd and frightening amalgamation of The Joker and the one big fella from the first page (I'm too lazy to actually go back and look for his name).

 

Marvel r OWNJ DC!!

 

-Taft

I avioded one-shot villians, REALLY lame ones, ones created by the 60's Show, ones created by the Animated show, and ones who focus on the peripheral heroes. (Nightwing, Robin, Batgirl, Birds of Prey)

 

Discounting those guys, I got almost all of them.