Guest MrRant Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 If Dames and Metal Ed can do then the leader of NO MA'AM can answer your questions with wisdom bestowed by the great and powerful Al Bundy. Ask away!
Guest The Superstar Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Why does Smarktalk.com rule so much?
Guest MrRant Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Because it is blessed by myself. That and it has some of the best writers currently available and most are members of NO MA'AM.
Guest The Superstar Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 How soon will your baby become a member of No Ma'am?
Guest MrRant Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 How soon will your baby become a member of No Ma'am? She already is. Baptised her last Wednesday
Guest MrRant Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Umm.. yea. Why are you a bigot? Because you don't know any better my son.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 How do others lose their way Reverend?
Guest MrRant Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 By not following the path set out by Him. By not following the 10 Commandments He set forth for us to live life by which I present to you here: The Ten Commandments of NO MA'AM 1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays 2. It is wrong to be French 3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder 4. Lawyers, see rule three 5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes 6.Everyone should car pool except me 7.Bring back the word stewardesses 8.Synchronized swimming is not a sport 9.Mud wrestling is a sport 10. Ok... so there are only 9 Commandments When they start to lose their way the start thinking that vile thoughts like the French are ok. Or even worse that its not okay to call hooters 'knockers' or snack trays. These sheep must be brought back to the flock so our shepard Al Bundy can guide them to the light.
Guest danielisthor Posted September 20, 2002 Report Posted September 20, 2002 How could the great Al Bundy, a man who once scored 4 touchdowns in a game, ever marry a pathetic worthless woman like Peg? And how could he ever live next to a chicken?
Guest MrRant Posted September 20, 2002 Report Posted September 20, 2002 The Great One was taken in by the Worthless One's good looks at the time. Not knowing that when the Worthless One's father stuck that shotgun in his back and he said "I do" that it would cause a chain reaction. Her ass grew 3 x that day... perfecting itself for sitting on the couch, watching Oprah and eating Bon Bons. That is the folly of many men. And that is why Al Bundy speaks his knowledge on what happens to a woman when they get married. He has died to warn us of the sin of marriage. As far as the chicken goes. Ever since the mistake of letting women vote was invoked then the chickens were able to go where they pleased.
Guest danielisthor Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 The Great One was taken in by the Worthless One's good looks at the time. Not knowing that when the Worthless One's father stuck that shotgun in his back and he said "I do" that it would cause a chain reaction. Her ass grew 3 x that day... perfecting itself for sitting on the couch, watching Oprah and eating Bon Bons. That is the folly of many men. And that is why Al Bundy speaks his knowledge on what happens to a woman when they get married. He has died to warn us of the sin of marriage. As far as the chicken goes. Ever since the mistake of letting women vote was invoked then the chickens were able to go where they pleased. wise, very wise.
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