Guest MrRant Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Sexy Pin-Ups Model Coffins for Funeral Home Kindof reminds me of the great saying by Al Bundy: "Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer."
Guest J*ingus Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 On the one hand, idiot sexist marketing strikes again. On the other, it is Italy, and they're a little odd over there at times.
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Hey, why not? BTW: How come there's nothing for the older femmes looking for a snug box for when they're six feet under...
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 This is a superb idea. I'm printing out that calendar right now and putting it on my wall.
Guest MrRant Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 You know I do it all for you Marney. I know if I like it... you'll like it .
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 the Padre Pio is my favorite, I think. Maybe it's the nipples...
Guest El Satanico Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 It's just cut out images of women pasted on pictures of their coffins...how very lame. It would've been good if it was women actually posing with the coffins. Well ok maybe i'm just weird and that would actually disturb "normal" people. Nooo i can't be the only one that would find women posing with or in coffins a nice sight.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Coffins are phallic in shape. Maybe they should have had the women wrapping themselves around the coffins or licking the wood... I mean if you're going to do it, you should go all the way, right?
Guest El Satanico Posted September 18, 2002 Report Posted September 18, 2002 Why yes...yes they should
Guest MrRant Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 Coffins are phallic in shape. Maybe they should have had the women wrapping themselves around the coffins or licking the wood... I mean if you're going to do it, you should go all the way, right? Now if they would only oil up some women and have them wrestle in the back of a truck or van. That would make it much more appealing to buy in my mind.
Guest Ozymandias Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 *shrugs* That's still less sleazy than the Kiss Kasket (exactly what it sounds like, a coffin with Kiss logos and member faces on it).
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 19, 2002 Report Posted September 19, 2002 "That's still less sleazy than the Kiss Kasket (exactly what it sounds like, a coffin with Kiss logos and member faces on it)." I've seen those before on TV -- aren't they also a cooler for beer and other things that can be used while you're still living...
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