Sexy Pin-Ups Model Coffins for Funeral Home

[Guest MrRant]

Sexy Pin-Ups Model Coffins for Funeral Home

 

 

Kindof reminds me of the great saying by Al Bundy:

 

"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer."

[Guest J*ingus]

On the one hand, idiot sexist marketing strikes again.

 

On the other, it is Italy, and they're a little odd over there at times.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Hey, why not?

 

BTW: How come there's nothing for the older femmes looking for a snug box for when they're six feet under...

[Guest Cancer Marney]

This is a superb idea. I'm printing out that calendar right now and putting it on my wall.

[Guest MrRant]

You know I do it all for you Marney. I know if I like it... you'll like it .

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

the Padre Pio is my favorite, I think. Maybe it's the nipples...

[Guest El Satanico]

It's just cut out images of women pasted on pictures of their coffins...how very lame.

 

It would've been good if it was women actually posing with the coffins. Well ok maybe i'm just weird and that would actually disturb "normal" people. Nooo i can't be the only one that would find women posing with or in coffins a nice sight.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Coffins are phallic in shape. Maybe they should have had the women wrapping themselves around the coffins or licking the wood... I mean if you're going to do it, you should go all the way, right?

[Guest El Satanico]

Why yes...yes they should

[Guest MrRant]

Coffins are phallic in shape. Maybe they should have had the women wrapping themselves around the coffins or licking the wood... I mean if you're going to do it, you should go all the way, right?

Now if they would only oil up some women and have them wrestle in the back of a truck or van. That would make it much more appealing to buy in my mind.

[Guest Ozymandias]

*shrugs*

That's still less sleazy than the Kiss Kasket (exactly what it sounds like, a coffin with Kiss logos and member faces on it).

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"That's still less sleazy than the Kiss Kasket (exactly what it sounds like, a coffin with Kiss logos and member faces on it)."

 

I've seen those before on TV -- aren't they also a cooler for beer and other things that can be used while you're still living...