Anna Nicole Smith To Work With Rikishi

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Anna Nicole Smith To Work With Rikishi

 

(DE Newswire - Press Release)

 

The WWE and E! Entertainment is joining forces.

 

In a maneuver designed to combat stagnation on both company's high profile shows, Anna Nicole Smith and WWE wrestler, Rikishi, will be putting their assets together. Insiders are hoping the pairing will put a hammerlock on the sliding ratings both shows have recently been experiencing.

 

Says E! Director of Marketing, Christopher Ruhland, "The time for a media crossover is perfect. We're not exactly sure what Anna will be doing at this point, but with her acting skills, Anna will be a natural with the WWE. We may be able to have her as soon as Thursday's Smackdown!"

 

The rotund stars are said to be really excited about working together. "I can't wait to teach Anna how to do the Stinkface," says Rikishi of his signature move.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Oh God... who the hell slipped Vince the mind-altering drugs this week?

[Guest D'Lo White]

This is so stupid, who the hell cares about Anna Nicole Smith? I wonder who she'll stinkface?(Angle,Benoit)

 

I do agree her acting skills make her a natural for the WWE.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

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Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest chirs3]

I remember a time when people argued about which show was BETTER, Raw or Smackdown...

 

Now with Raw is HHH on one end and Anna Nicole Smackdown on the other, I think the arguments are going to go more along the lines of:

 

"Yea, well Raw doesn't suck quite as much as Smackdown does!"

 

"Does too!"

 

"Does not!"

 

Sigh...

[Guest Brian]

"Oh God... who the hell slipped Vince the mind-altering drugs this week?"

 

Jeff Hardy or RVD, your choice.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Wow...

 

And I thought me not getting UPN was a bad thing.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I actually think this will be amusing. Maybe more like watching a train wreck, but I'll still be amused when it's done.

 

Do YOU have something better for Rikishi to be doing?

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

My dream team has finally been realized! Thank God for Anna Nicole, since she's exactly what the WWE needs at the moment.

 

Seriously, how much longer can Vince live with his head up his own ass?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Do YOU have something better for Rikishi to be doing?

How about tossing him off a tall bridge?

 

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Maybe, Anna will be Steph's "HLA" mate?

[Guest Trivia247]

I dunno who to feel sorry for.

 

Anna nicole for getting into another embarassing Phase of her life...

 

or Rikishi for having to work with Anna Nicole!

[Guest Incandenza]

::gets self ready for another episode of Time I'm Ashamed to be a Wrestling Fan::

[Guest Trivia247]

are they thinking Anna Nicole will be = to Mike Tyson in restoring Hype and the ratings?

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Anne Nicole (which looks sloppy as hell) and Rikishi? Doing what? I hope to god she's not getting in the ring.

 

I know i'm not the only one who thinks her acting/voice is annoying.

[Guest ShooterJay]

Oh, fuck you WWE.

 

*Pulls out new CZW and Ring of Honor tapes*

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Why can't they just let the wrestlers wrestle?

 

This is the worst thing I've heard since the gay wedding...or HLA...

 

And those were just last week.

 

Time to fire everyone and start over.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

It probably wont be long before McMahon decides to do another "restart" for about the 7th time this year.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

What is the source for this? I don't see this anywhere else?

[Rob E Dangerously]

any real source for this news?

[Guest IB2BLACK]

This is so not believable. Who cares about Anna Nicole Smith? Somebody is you'll leg.

[Guest Kingpk]

Sadly, it's true.

 

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[Guest saturnmark4life]

i cannot BELIEVE they are sinking this low. But then if it goes Meaningless world belt - Sleeper as finisher in the 21st century - Gay wedding surely the next item in the grand scheme of things would be '- fat C list celebrity'

[Guest Anglesault]

Maybe Anna will be the first to pin Brock?

[Guest Kid Kablam]

words fail me. I'm serious, I can't think of a damn thing to say.

[Guest Trivia247]

For God Sake I hope they are just playing Anna off like she is Rikishi's Girlfriend and she will be just his Valet. its pitiful. I still don't know who is the more sad state, WWE for using Anna, or Anna for having nothing better to do than to risk impending embarassment working for the WWE. We don't know what they plan to do with her, she could be treated as bout as bad as Nicole Bass was. who the hell knows.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Please get off the drugs Vince...

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Judging by the last few weeks, Anna Nicole will beat Benoit with a sleeper hold and then make out with Stephanie while Rikishi and Angle dance.

 

 

[Guest Kingpk]

Hopefully they will hype the shit out of her appearance.

 

So I'll know when to watch something else.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Hopefully they will hype the shit out of her appearance.

 

So I'll know when to watch something else.

Agreed, warn us ahead of time.

 

And Vince: