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Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!

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Guest Sandman9000

For those of you who remembered the whole thread where we all bitched about how we tried to love someone else and how it all went down in flames, you remembered (well, you don't, so I'm reminding you) about my crush named Emily, and how she more or less emotionally kicked me in the junk.

 

Well, my first day as a radio DJ at college, I pick up a CD by a band called Bowling For Soup, titled Drunk Enough To Dance. The second song is called "Emily." Well, I looked at the lyrics, and it is WAY to close to what I went through.

 

The lyrics are like this. If you really want to see how they went together with my story, search around for the Unobtainable Crushes thread.

 

This is freaked my ass out.

 

Emily

 

VERSE 1

It wasn't supposed to be like this

Another dose of unhappiness

I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again

So I got drunk

Had sex with all your friends

You told me to never call your house again

 

CHORUS

Emily, you saved the day

Emily, when you threw me away

 

She was always such a pretty girl

Nobody like her in the world

A little piece of heavenly

That no one else could stand

I see her in my dreams at night

I see you when I close my eyes

I just can't seem to shake you, Emily

 

VERSE 2

You got your money and I got cast

Outside thrown out on my ass

In the city with no one else, no where else to go

So I hooked up with this model from Singapore

Emily, I sure am glad you didn't want me anymore

 

CHORUS

 

She was always such a pretty girl

Nobody like her in the world

A little piece of heavenly

That no one else could stand

I see her in my dreams at night

I see you when I close my eyes

I just can't seem to shake you, Emily

Yeah

 

Emily, you saved the day

Emily, you saved the day

Emily, you saved my ass

 

 

 

The second part of the chorus, just says almost what I feel every now and then about her.

 

Seriously, that song just freaked my ass out.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Doo-Do-Doo-Do-Doo-Do-Doo-Dooooooooooooo wan wan waaaaaaaaaaa.

 

That was my awful rendition of the Twilight Zone theme.

 

Forrest Whittaker cannot replace Rod Serling.

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Guest EvenflowDDT's_biggest_Fan

tha way of the samerai says yeah, Forest Witiker can replace Rod Serling

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
tha way of the samerai says yeah, Forest Witiker can replace Rod Serling

Nope. Just because he was in some samurai movie, doesn't mean he should host the latest incarnation, of the 4th Greatest Sci-Fi show of all time.

 

He doesn't even touch Rod's cool factor.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Geez Sandie...I thought you were like 14...your in college? huh.

 

 

Evenflow cut this shit out, it isn't funny and it is really annoying.

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Guest EvenflowDDT's_biggest_Fan

I already said I'm not Ev3nflow, but if you want me to go away, just ask nicely

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Guest justsoyouknow

Bowling for Soup rules it.....The Bitch Song is great, it reminds me of some of my exes.....as for the song/story combo, that's some scary shit.

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Guest evenflowDDT

You work at your college radio Sandman? Sweet... high five! I will too hopefully, once I find the station. Don't laugh, UCSC is a huge campus, and most of it is forest, and last time I tried to find the KZSC station I got lost and ended up going in a circle ;)

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