TEST INJURES CRASH ON METAL

[Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck]

Thanks to wrestleboard.com

-- Crash Holly is currently at home recovering from a neck injury that he suffered wrestling Test last Monday for the WWF's Jakked and Metal shows. Test won the match after putting Crash away with his new finishing maneuver."I don't know what it's called, but it's his finish," Crash said, "because I was finished."

 

Following the match, Holly was seen laying on the mat for several minutes after the WWF went to a commercial break. WWF officials quickly came to his aid and Holly was finally taken backstage. Once backstage, it was obvious that Holly was in tremendous pain.

 

This past Tuesday, Holly visited a doctor for x-rays - to make sure nothing was broken. Even though no bones were broken, Holly suffered a stinger. Therefore, Holly will be sidelined from wrestling for only a few days - opposed to several weeks

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Gah. The roll of the dice (i don't know what Test calls his version) is a really dangerous move if done even slightly wrong. In the hands of Test it could be lethal. Crash is probably lucky it wasn't worse.

[Guest Human Fly]

How many finishing moves has Test had? The Big Boot, the Big Elbow, the pumphandle into powerslam, the diving powerbomb, and now the roll of the dice. Am I missing any? Does Crash Holly serve a purpose anymore? Has Test ever served a purpose?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Wow, just because Crash Holly got a neck stinger from Test's new finisher he should get fired? What a load of horseshit.

 

If everything worked by your shitty logic, then just about every wrestler on the roster should be fired too. These guys are fucking pro wrestlers, they know there's a chance that they might get hurt and accept those consquences, so quit your bitching.

[Guest tomthedon]

Your all just jealous cos Test is getting jiggy with Stacy :0)

[Guest DrEvil]

What the hell was the WWF thinking when they let him start to use this move.  They take the tombstone away from Taker and Kane after 10 years with no injuries by them, but they let Test use something as dangerous as the rotd.  To look effective, this move has to be done in a quick snapping motion.  Does Test seem like the kind of guy with the precision and co-ordination to do this safely?  I don't see what was wrong with the Meltdown (Clark's pumphandle slam), it looks good, and is a relatively safe move.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I agree. Personally, I liked his gutwrench powerbomb. It's pretty high impact and looks great as a finish.

[Guest Dace59]

The Last Rites/Roll the Dice is a Jr/ Heavweight move, to me done by little guys.

These nothing wrong with the inverted neckbreaker (Diamond Cutter) ending, it's the spinning the person over.

Test has show he can get the big men up for his pump handle powerslam, and it's a falt back bump, which can't be made that stiff at all. Very safe, he should stick to it.

[Guest Tony149]

Test should stick to the Pumphandle Slam or the Powerbomb he used to use. Test should drop Roll the Dice or whatever you want to call it. Big guys shouldn't do those kinds of moves. Big Show for a short time used The Hurricane's "Nightmare on Helms Street" and it looked really crappy.

[Guest dreamer420]

It's not a good move for Test to be trying to pull off.  I agree that it is better suited for lighter guys and should be done on guys who know how to take the move.  Obviously Crash didn't.

[Guest Dace59]

It wasn't likely to be Crash's fault, it's a simple move to take, a standing twist for the first part, and a front bump for the inverted neckbreaker ending, the attacker is the one that can mainly mes it up.

[Guest Ripper]

I might have to lean towards the guy taking it having more control over it.  Hell, Bill Goldberg didn't even hurt anyone with the move....and we all know that Test is about 100x more trained than him.  

 

It will just be another thing that will start to get Test over and then they will cut the legs from under him AGAIN and he will go back to being heatless.  

 

Lets see...He was over with the dating Steph/fueding Shane thing.....Then HHH married her and beat the crap out of him every week(and thus killing the push).  He started to get over by causeing HHH and Steph problems when she was fueding Trish...then HHH squashes him and powerbombs him through a table and that it(thus killing the angle)  He then starts getting over in the Rock fued and Rock beats him on free TV, He start fueding Rikishi(What happened to this) and thus they killed the fued.  Now he will get over because he will be "That big guy that does the spinning thing" and the crowd will ohh and ahh, and then some other ME will start doing it and he will be back to heatless city.  

 

You might not like Test but this guy has been screwed over quite a few times.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Damn... that's a mighty noble task you're taking by defending Test. Good luck with the flaming, Ripper, old chum.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

You fools, Test can't be fired! He has immunity for a year, remember?

[Guest Shadow]

You fools, Test can't be fired! He has immunity for a year, remember?

LMAO!!!!

 

Thanks for the laughs at 1:13 a.m. dude .

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

LMFAO!!!!!

 

Indeed....

[Guest Shaved Bear]

most i remember test being over was when he was fueding with shane...but hey i can be wrong

and what the hell kind of name is test

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

X-Pac was over when he wrestled Shane too.  Lets just face it.  In 1999 fans were idiots.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

kurtangledoesnotsuck, you obviously have something against Test. Fired for giving a guy an injury that will make him miss a couple of days? Moron.

 

 

As for Test's finisher, I think he should use both the Roll of the Dice and the boot. I like it when guys have more than one finisher. Heck, throw the gutwrench powerbomb in there once in a bit, too. I don't think he even does that much anymore. Seems like almost every guy in the company could use a lot more variation in the moves that they do. I mean do we have to see stuff like the Dudley's headbutt to the bad place and Christian's diving inverted DDT in every match?

 

Another reason I'd like to see him keep the Roll is that I like it when big guys don't exclusively use power moves. I wish Big Show kept the Final Cut, just 'cause it was something you wouldn't expect to see from someone his size. At least until Hurricane started using it. And whatever happened to the Alley-Oop? That was cool.

 

 

"I don't know what it's called, but it's his finish," Crash said, "because I was finished."

 

How does this "Wrestleboard" get any quotes from Crash Holly, let alone such a good one? I mean, a real good one ... funniest thing I've read all day. Anywho, just 'cause this doesn't seem like something they'd put up on wwf.com.

 

 

Does Crash Holly serve a purpose anymore? Has Test ever served a purpose?

 

What does their purpose have to do with anything?

 

 

Hell, Bill Goldberg didn't even hurt anyone with the move....and we all know that Test is about 100x more trained than him.

 

I didn't ever see Bill Goldberg roll them dice! When?

 

 

and what the hell kind of name is test

 

It's a dumb name, but he was called that because if you wanted to get a shot at the Corporation or something, first you'd have to "pass the Test."

[Guest Ripper]

I didn't ever see Bill Goldberg roll them dice! When?

 

 

It was when he would run down and beat up the ENTIRE Natural Born Thrillers.  He first did it on Reno (Which allowed Tony to scream "HE USED RENOS OWN MOVE!!!!" for about 20 minutes) and then he just kept using it on people.....Come to think of it, he did just stop doing it for some reason...maybe he did hurt someone.