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Do a crop circle in their yard and place a gnome holding a small piece of paper with a black circle on it in the center. You could add a tear of blood to his face too..

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Guest justsoyouknow
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Put a marble in their gas tank....that way, when they drive, it sucks the marble in and stalls, then after awhile they can start it up again, then they'll start driving and it stalls again......it's a lot of fun.

Guest Bosstones Fan
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Just throw a brick through their window.

 

Or try the Jack Handey thing where you carve a jack-o-lantern, stick a knife through it, attach a note that says "You" on it, and then leave it on their doorstep one night.

 

It'll make you feel better, and no harm done.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Well I'm definetly going to try the Gnome thing.

 

The Marble idea sounds like fun to.

 

Last Night I set off a bunch of fire crackers underneth their window and got to listen to them bitch out the Kid from across the street.

 

hehehe...

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CWM:

 

Fool some protesters into thinking they're Nazis or something so they would picket their house. If that doesn't work at first, just put up a sign saying "We hate n----rs" on their doors and windows. Works if you have alot of people who hate that.

 

Subscribe them to Scientologist magazines, JW magazines, Animal Porn stuff, anything mean and nasty.

 

Egg their house with rotten eggs.

 

Superglue the door dealie to the place where you put the gas shut (ya know what it is)

 

Don't just blast your music, blast it while it's being played in reverse.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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hmm...good ideas. I need to get some gnomes today

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I am now the Proud owner of 10 Lawn Gnomes.

 

Operation Gnome starts tonight.

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I am now the Proud owner of 10 Lawn Gnomes.

 

Operation Gnome starts tonight.

And if they throw it out into the garbage... make sure you get it back and then swap it in every once in awhile.

 

Returning gnomes = CREEPY

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Gnomes = RATINGS!!!

 

Oh, and it's great that the kid across the street got louded out for the firecrackers.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Awesome, how much were they?

about 10 bucks because I bought them from my friends mom.

 

BPP had a good idea about having them hloding stuff. I might glue a toy gun or something to their hands. Maybe some shades.

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I'm thrilled that you're actually going through with the gnome thing.

Guest The Electrifyer
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All these revenge ideas make me wish I had war with my neighbours.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I'm thrilled that you're actually going through with the gnome thing.

When I see a good idea...

 

It's only 9pm right now but as soon as it gets late Me and my two friends are going to begin Operation Gnome.

Guest the pinjockey
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You should just start tonight by leaving one out there. Work them into paranoia before blowing your wad.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I wait till it's dark and at that time I have two plans:

 

Plan A: If they are still being noisy I go to the door to complain while my friends sneak over the backyard fence and plant the Gnomes at the back door.

 

Plan B: If they seem to have gone to bed. I plant them up friends while my friends plant some in the back.

 

EDIT: Yeah I'm going to do One out front and one in the back.

Guest the pinjockey
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And just make sure that the eyes of the gnomes face right at the door.

Guest the pinjockey
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I was thinking that get some animal tranquilizers and one morning have the passed out dog laying on their doorstep surrounded by the gnomes.

 

I am not saying to hurt the dog. That would be wrong. Unless it is a very annoying dog.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Don't mess with the dog. Please.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I was thinking that get some animal tranquilizers and one morning have the passed out dog laying on their doorstep surrounded by the gnomes.

I think that might be going a little too far.

 

I'll keep it in mind though. I'm going to go pick up my partners in Gnome-crime. I'll tell you guys how it goes tomorrow.

Guest Ravenbomb
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they have a little dog? Great, here's what you do:

kidnap it

duct tape it to the front door

ring the bell

run

 

go to a pet store and get a bunch of mice, kill them some way that's messy but you can still tell that they're mice, but them in a paper bag and staple it to their front door.

 

Jam gum in their locks

 

(Stolen from Fight Club) Spray Freyon (sp?) in their locks and hit it with a rock or something.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Don't fuck with animals, dammit!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I did the first phase of Operation Gnome last night and this morning they came to my door all pissed off asking If I put gnomes on their property. I think they were a little freaked out.


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