Guest Ram Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Do a crop circle in their yard and place a gnome holding a small piece of paper with a black circle on it in the center. You could add a tear of blood to his face too..
Guest justsoyouknow Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Put a marble in their gas tank....that way, when they drive, it sucks the marble in and stalls, then after awhile they can start it up again, then they'll start driving and it stalls again......it's a lot of fun.
Guest Bosstones Fan Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Just throw a brick through their window. Or try the Jack Handey thing where you carve a jack-o-lantern, stick a knife through it, attach a note that says "You" on it, and then leave it on their doorstep one night. It'll make you feel better, and no harm done.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Well I'm definetly going to try the Gnome thing. The Marble idea sounds like fun to. Last Night I set off a bunch of fire crackers underneth their window and got to listen to them bitch out the Kid from across the street. hehehe...
Rob E Dangerously Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 CWM: Fool some protesters into thinking they're Nazis or something so they would picket their house. If that doesn't work at first, just put up a sign saying "We hate n----rs" on their doors and windows. Works if you have alot of people who hate that. Subscribe them to Scientologist magazines, JW magazines, Animal Porn stuff, anything mean and nasty. Egg their house with rotten eggs. Superglue the door dealie to the place where you put the gas shut (ya know what it is) Don't just blast your music, blast it while it's being played in reverse.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 hmm...good ideas. I need to get some gnomes today
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I am now the Proud owner of 10 Lawn Gnomes. Operation Gnome starts tonight.
Guest MrRant Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I am now the Proud owner of 10 Lawn Gnomes. Operation Gnome starts tonight. And if they throw it out into the garbage... make sure you get it back and then swap it in every once in awhile. Returning gnomes = CREEPY
Guest AM The Kid Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Awesome, how much were they?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Gnomes = RATINGS!!! Oh, and it's great that the kid across the street got louded out for the firecrackers. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Awesome, how much were they? about 10 bucks because I bought them from my friends mom. BPP had a good idea about having them hloding stuff. I might glue a toy gun or something to their hands. Maybe some shades.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I'm thrilled that you're actually going through with the gnome thing.
Guest The Electrifyer Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 All these revenge ideas make me wish I had war with my neighbours.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I'm thrilled that you're actually going through with the gnome thing. When I see a good idea... It's only 9pm right now but as soon as it gets late Me and my two friends are going to begin Operation Gnome.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 What are the specifics of your attack plan, exactly?
Guest the pinjockey Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 You should just start tonight by leaving one out there. Work them into paranoia before blowing your wad.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I wait till it's dark and at that time I have two plans: Plan A: If they are still being noisy I go to the door to complain while my friends sneak over the backyard fence and plant the Gnomes at the back door. Plan B: If they seem to have gone to bed. I plant them up friends while my friends plant some in the back. EDIT: Yeah I'm going to do One out front and one in the back.
Guest the pinjockey Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 And just make sure that the eyes of the gnomes face right at the door.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Yeah I plan on it.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 A Dog yeah. Some small little mutt.
Guest the pinjockey Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I was thinking that get some animal tranquilizers and one morning have the passed out dog laying on their doorstep surrounded by the gnomes. I am not saying to hurt the dog. That would be wrong. Unless it is a very annoying dog.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Don't mess with the dog. Please. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I was thinking that get some animal tranquilizers and one morning have the passed out dog laying on their doorstep surrounded by the gnomes. I think that might be going a little too far. I'll keep it in mind though. I'm going to go pick up my partners in Gnome-crime. I'll tell you guys how it goes tomorrow.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 they have a little dog? Great, here's what you do: kidnap it duct tape it to the front door ring the bell run go to a pet store and get a bunch of mice, kill them some way that's messy but you can still tell that they're mice, but them in a paper bag and staple it to their front door. Jam gum in their locks (Stolen from Fight Club) Spray Freyon (sp?) in their locks and hit it with a rock or something.
Guest mesepher Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 how old are you? and how old are the neighbors?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Don't fuck with animals, dammit! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I did the first phase of Operation Gnome last night and this morning they came to my door all pissed off asking If I put gnomes on their property. I think they were a little freaked out.
Guest Ram Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Find out what they did with the gnomes so you can reuse them.
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