Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 I might get caught tonight though because I'm slightly buzzed. GOto the Underground Smarks chatroom to find out how buzzed!
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 HEY! Don't no sell the best advice EVER
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 sigh. People have NO imagination. If you want to get even with neighbors take my advice: While they are at work put a sign in their front lawn that reads "REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER". They may remove the sign...but once people see it...the stink of sex crimes NEVER comes off. BPS that's a good idea...better?
Guest B-X Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Send their name and address to the Mormons. They will pester them forever.
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Send their name and address to the Mormons. They will pester them forever. Say that they're homosexuals who need guidance... That'll do the trick!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Ok Guys, I got them last night with the Gnome Pictures. They're still cleaning them up now. Tonight I am going to try something different. Bps Proposed it last night. I am going to put a Registered Sex Offender sign on the lawn when they go out today. Tonight I'll hit em with the gnomes again If I can. Check this link out for Revenge Help Link Provided by B-X who's been the reason I haven't got caught yet.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 damn man...nice one bps...thats just classic
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Ok Guys, I got them last night with the Gnome Pictures. They're still cleaning them up now. Tonight I am going to try something different. Bps Proposed it last night. I am going to put a Registered Sex Offender sign on the lawn when they go out today. Tonight I'll hit em with the gnomes again If I can. Check this link out for Revenge Help Link Provided by B-X who's been the reason I haven't got caught yet. Man that website has got some great frickin ideas!!
Guest treble charged Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 But leave the animals alone!
Guest B-X Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 just remember with that text that protocols may have changed over the last 8 years since that text was written. Use with caution.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Yeah, I wouldn't do that "tell the airlines that there is a bomb on the plane" part.
Guest NazMistry Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 You should buy one big gnome, bigger than the rest. And set up a display of the smaller gnomes surrounding the big gnome, like they are the big gnome's army. OR You could use the bigger gnome to make very rare appearances which only one of the neighbours sees each time. Mind it would have to be the same neighbour everytime.
Guest Insanityman Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Hmmm... my friends and I have had a few prank wars. We've done everything from shitting in backpacks to crapping in their yards at random places. My friend got caught and got in some trouble for surrounding their yards with smoke bombs. You want to get a laugh? Use melted candle wax and make a pentagram around their driveways, it's great stuff. (Or when it starts to snow over their block the house in).
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Dude, I really don't think you should go out there buzzed. If it's just to put a sign up, sure, but nothing else. This has come too far to be jeopardized, and you know a night of slience may just lull them into a false sense of security. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Kotzen's got an idea here. Every now and then, take a night or two off, just to freak them out even more. They will spend all of their time looking for something that doesn't exist.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 I'm back after a day of no computer use (fuck YOU computer virus!). Anyway I didn't get a chance to do the sign prank because they never went out. So I'm modifying it: The Sign gets planted on the lawn and then I phone the media, and everyone else in the yellow pages and have them show up at the house. Tonight though I'll continue with my gnome stunts but I'll be keeping it fairly simple.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 what you should do, is let them throw away the gnomes (getting them out before they go in the truck of course) and don't use those gnomes again. At the same time, buy a HUGE gnome (like the size of a statue) and spray paint it gold. Then when they wake up, the Gnome Buddah is in their lawn, and he's angry~! For added effect, buy stage blood and add some tears of blood.
Guest crandamaniac Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 what you should do, is let them throw away the gnomes (getting them out before they go in the truck of course) and don't use those gnomes again. At the same time, buy a HUGE gnome (like the size of a statue) and spray paint it gold. Then when they wake up, the Gnome Buddah is in their lawn, and he's angry~! For added effect, buy stage blood and add some tears of blood. you should also put little gnomes on there, maybe make it look like the gnome buddah sacrificed a gnome or something to really freak them out
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 LOL. I can do that. I get some money tomorrow for doing some work for my family so I can buy the supplies for that.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 Here's an idea, cut the head off a gnome and have blood dripping from its neck, and have another gnome looking like its carrying the bloodied head.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 This is all very satanic sounding.
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 Don't forget the goat's head and the burning white candles. ... Use a fake goat's head though, for the sake of Chris Benoit.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 oh....so I shouldn't have killed the goat?
Guest treble charged Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE~!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 Well I mean I'd already killed the goat for supper...I mean doesn't everyone?
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 Oh, everyone does. But Chris Benoit's going to be VERY ANGRY... He's the God of Goats, y'know.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 I like my meat fresh...sue me
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 If the gnomes are ceramic, crush one with a hammer and leave gnome crumbs scattered on the doorstep.
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 Shoot holes in one or two if they're plastic. Also: Do they have necks? If so, you should hang one with a noose. Tie it in front of their door.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 Subtlety is the key with the gnomes. Don't go all out with bloody sacrificial bits quite yet. Take a gnome, and spray it with some perfume, and put lipstick and fake eyelashes on it, then put a box of chocolates in its hand. That will creep them out more than any amount of stage blood.
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