Political humour and the vagaries of Fate

[Guest Some Guy]

We'll get you watching wrestling one of these days Marney and you'll "mark out."

[Guest J*ingus]

"HLA" is from a really dumb storyline they did on Raw a couple of weeks ago, and seems destined to become a running joke in the forseeable future.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

I don't get men's facination with the so called HLA. I mean, sure, two beautiful women doing unmentionable acts may be visually stimulating, but no matter what you do, that's as far as it will go. You're pretty much guarenteed not to get any. I mean, that's not arousing, that's depressing.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

That's what I would think too.

[Guest Some Guy]

It's the thought of getting in between them that's arrousing, you just take the fantasy one step too far, you know to the point where the guy gets regected. If you stop prior to that it's pretty cool.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Yea, well, if you were making sweet love with some hot memeber of the opposite sex (which in your case, considering your name is Some Guy, I will assume the other person will be female) and then some guy pops up and get's between you, you're not likely to be all that happy about it. Assuming you're not into that. And, while a guy in that situation would be like "Dude, get away from me!", the girls involved in HLA would likely break out the napalm. Hell hath no fury like two women who were enjoying the moment, and some guy pops in uninvited.

[Guest RevEvil]

Here's a somewhat humorous discription of different political ideologies that I shamelessly copied from someone in the 411 forum, who likely copied it from another source:

 

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

 

Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The State takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of the cows. The State gives you as much milk as you need.

 

Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The State takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex- chicken farmers. You have to take care of all the chickens the State took from the chicken farmers. The State gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.

 

Pure Fascism: You have two cows. The State takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

 

Corporate Fascism: You have two cows. The State takes both; their cronies form a corporation, hire you to take care of the cows and sells you the milk.

 

Dictatorship: You have two cows. The State takes both; drafts you.

 

Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbor helps you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

 

Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them but the State takes all the milk.

 

Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

 

Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbor decides who gets the milk.

 

Represenative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbor picks someone to tell you who gets the milk.

 

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the State regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

 

Pure-Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

 

Libertarian-anarcho-capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. [Or some strangers try to take the cow/bull and kill you -- maybe they are stopped by a private protection agency, maybe they are not...]

 

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The State requires you to take harmonica lessons.

 

Radical Feminism: If you have 2 cows, you declare an amazonian state free of bull oppression and sit around waiting for the cows to hump each other.

 

Utopianism: If you have 2 cows, Mother Nature zaps the cows, turning their udders into eternal milk-shake dispensers.

 

Borgism: Assimilate the farmer, use the cow, strip the farm, leaving only manure behind. Manure is irrelevent. Resistance is futile.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I don't get men's facination with the so called HLA. I mean, sure, two beautiful women doing unmentionable acts may be visually stimulating, but no matter what you do, that's as far as it will go. You're pretty much guarenteed not to get any. I mean, that's not arousing, that's depressing.

Yeah, but it's fucking art. In more ways than one...

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Vote for Me in 2020 and I'll make HLA a constitutional amendment.

[Guest hardyz1]

If there's anybody here from PA, I'm sure you've seen the TV ads for Fisher and Rendell's campaigns for governor. Negative ads rock.

[Guest Some Guy]

Yea, well, if you were making sweet love with some hot memeber of the opposite sex (which in your case, considering your name is Some Guy, I will assume the other person will be female) and then some guy pops up and get's between you, you're not likely to be all that happy about it. Assuming you're not into that. And, while a guy in that situation would be like "Dude, get away from me!", the girls involved in HLA would likely break out the napalm. Hell hath no fury like two women who were enjoying the moment, and some guy pops in uninvited.

No I would not be happy if a man tried to jumo in while I'm making swet love to my girl, I'd probably lose my hard on and then beat him with a bat, then go back to making sweet love.

 

Lesbians love me, just ask Marney.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

...not like that.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

I am all for terrorists setting themselves on fire, as am I for suicide bombers who forget that a bomb was set pre-day light savings time, and so they think they got an extra hour, they blow on an empty highway. Of course, anything that involves humans and combustion I am strongly in favor of. Of course, being male, that's not all that surprising, is it?

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Of course, anything that involves humans and combustion I am strongly in favor of. Of course, being male, that's not all that surprising, is it?

No its not. What we men like is plenty of explosions and HLA. Although that name for it is terrible.

 

Exploding lesbians! Someone out there can have that idea for free.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Lesbian Decoys, for all the horny guys who would try to put a move on them.

"Hey there, cuties, y'all need a little help?"

(tick tick tick tick tick)

"Hello?"

(Spine tingling decoy lesbian explosion! Of course, I'd prefer it at least singe the guy in the equation, but, hey, exploding lesbian technology is only so advanced, far behind the electric toothbrush department.)

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

From my experience of lesbians I don't think they need any more help.

 

We need to work on technology that makes men less succeptible. And also able to spell successptbbbbbbbl.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Susceptible. I once got that in a junior high spelling bee.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), House minority whip, on Iraq: "If you're saying it's a threat to the US and that's the justification that takes us down this path, there is no justification for that."

 

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[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Woah, are we still talking about exploding lesbian bombs? I was just kidding, Mr. Pelosi.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

"Mr. Pelosi?"

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Well, hey, I've known a guy named Nancy....(eyes darting left to right)

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Please don't tell the story if it involves ball gags.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Um......nooooo.....nice for you to assume I'd think that way, though.......wait, what?

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Well, you said you knew "a guy" ("I have a, uh, a friend who, uh, wanted me to buy some - some - you know, some - condoms for him") who was called "Nancy," so I just assumed you'd had a one-night stand in a biker bar or something.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Well, naturally. I mean, you see me, you think sadomasochistic homosexual biker sex. Though I really rather you not, it's starting to freak me out. I mean, really. I'm a 17 year old impressionable kid, I don't need this kind of pressure! (Actually, I think pressuring peope is hilarious, but that's another story.)

[Guest Some Guy]

If we're posting political pics then I've always liked this one.

 

 

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The caption's pretty stupid, but that's a really interesting picture..What the FUCK is he doing?

[Guest Some Guy]

I agree about the caption but I think the picture itself is funny and I don;t know what he's doing.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"If there's anybody here from PA, I'm sure you've seen the TV ads for Fisher and Rendell's campaigns for governor. Negative ads rock."

 

I used to live in PA and Fisher and Rendell are running for gov. That's going to be an interesting race. Fisher -- AG, Rendell -- ex-philly mayor.

 

What's the neg. ads about, and who's in the lead? Right now if I had to guess, I'd say Rendell...