Rob E Dangerously Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Ya know, she's the stoned-looking chick in the Apple ads. the ad Would ya?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 If I was drunk maybe
Guest J*ingus Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Absolutely. At this point, even Sara Undertaker is starting to look attractive to me.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 That's just sad Jingus...especially Since Sarah looks like she swallowed a beach ball.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Normally I'd say, "I'd let her suck my dick" but those teeth look like they could be hazardous. Jingus, lusting for pregment Cro-Magnans(sp?) is not heathy.
Guest DJ Jeff Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 No, probably not. She doesn't really appeal to me.
Guest J*ingus Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I know, I know... but at least I haven't committed the ultimate act of treason against male heterosexuality. At least I still find Terri Runnels hideous.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 Good, now I won't have you stoned to death.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I'd hit her from behind, maybe.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 You people are such pigs... I'll bet she's several times as attractive as any of you. And yes, I'd date her. I think she's cute, and I like her valley girl drawl.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 Marney, my girlfriend is better looking than that girl so why would I take a downgrade over what I have? The girl is kind of cute, and "I'd let her suck my dick" is my typical response to these types of questions, it's a joke. I tend to make jokes about about myself being "God's gift to women" and what not and as such it would be an honor for that chick to beable to go down on me. I have yet to convince my girl that it's an honor though, the dunb bitch thinks that *I* should consider it an honor. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 She's cute, so I guess that's a yes on my part. Although, probably a bit young for me. What's her age?
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I might if I could see the rest of her body.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 my girlfriend is better looking than that girl so why would I take a downgrade over what I have? Eh. Why would you choose just one? I wouldn't.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I wonder if polyamorous relationships would exist in America if the government didn't make them illegal due to messing up tax stuff.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 my girlfriend is better looking than that girl so why would I take a downgrade over what I have? Eh. Why would you choose just one? I wouldn't. I like the one I have. I made a promise that I'd be faithful to me and she did to me as well and I'm a man of my word. I don't need a bunch of women to be happy, if I did I would have them, but none of them would be as good as what I have now and I would lose that for inferior girls. Quality over quantity. I've had quantity and it's a headache, quality is a joy. ::SG's girl removes gun from his head:: I really do mean that and she isn't here.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 Shortsighted... I prefer lots and lots of quality. Er, until May. <glances over her shoulder>
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I'm getting married. Of course, since I work in politics, I think it's constitutionally required that I have affairs.
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 She looks a little young. What's the age of consent in America? Generally speaking?
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 It's as low as 14 with parental consent in a couple of states. Generally between 16 and 18. In the military, it's 16.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I'm getting married. Of course, since I work in politics, I think it's constitutionally required that I have affairs. Congatulations That's going to be one *HELL* of a "bachelor's" party, I imagine
Guest Some Guy Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I'm getting married. Of course, since I work in politics, I think it's constitutionally required that I have affairs. Congrats, are you going to Vermont or Hawaii (where I think homosexual marriage is legal) or just having an informal ceremony?
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