Genesis Border Run Request Thread

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

As with the first Genesis border run (Which occurred during Genesis II), this border run will be for ALL SWF/JL personel. Leaguers, WFers, retirees, mods, etc., alike will be able to request a things from anywhere in Mexico and south of that. However, due to the uh...largeness of the event, not every single request will be met, except by mods, match winners, and any other people who would get their request on a normal border run. I'm giving you folks plenty of time to get them in, and this time I'll be able to get more stuff as Giant Gonzales will be accompanying me. However, due to that fact, we may be a little late getting back with the stuff.

 

!Seld00t

[Guest Kibagami]

Bring me back the head of Vicente Fox.

 

And isn't Catherine Zeta-Jones Mexican? Bring her to me!

 

S.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Uh... I'll take some tequila-flavoured pudding and two underaged Mexican whores.

[Guest SupaTaft]

I need nothing for I have just defeated Marney in a battle of wits.

 

I own the CE folder! YES~!!

 

... perhaps a squishy bed filled with the wonderful down of a Mexican goose.

 

-Taft

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Bring me back the head of Vicente Fox.

 

And isn't Catherine Zeta-Jones Mexican? Bring her to me!

 

S.

Silent, no she's Welsh. Besides, I think that someone might have previously claimed her...Wait, that was Selma Hayek or however one might spell it, which of course led to the "epic" Bourbon Street Brawl between Molock and JD, wherein Molock no-showed and had the introduction of Nelson of the Ocean, Neilsen of the Jungle's brother.

 

But enough babbling from me, I've got to job folks to Giant Gonzales!!!!

 

NOW TESTIFY!!!!

 

!Seld00t

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

some really good tacos. I mean really, really good tacos.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I'd like a tiny brown mouse that runs around with a sobreo on, screaming "ARIBA! ARIBA! ANDELEI! ANDELEI!" or however you spell it.

 

...if possible, an extremely slow moust with a pointy sombreo and lazy eyes would also be appreciated.

 

-Taylor "Speedy and Slowpoke 4 Life!" Thompson

[Guest Kibagami]

So....if you're not sure, could you just bring her back anyway?

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

A bootleg "2002 Promo Writer of the Year" trophy.

 

Come on, you've got a whole week to look for it.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

What the hell are you all talking about?

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Get off my lawn.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

That's played.

 

I reiterate my aforementionned question.

[Guest Kibagami]

The lawn never gets played, you peddler.

 

::no-sells::

 

And neither does that!

 

...God, I need something better to do right now.

 

S.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"How 'bout you take Outcast's lawn south of the border and throw it in the gulf of Mexico?

 

Anyways...I want a genuine "flying jalepeno", or if you can't find one just come back and give me a flying forearm smash.

 

A book on how to grow a mullet as good as Eddie Guerrero's.

 

And some type of mummy pet for my mummies. Maybe a mummy parakeet or perhaps a mummy gerbil.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest CED Ordonez]

While your there, please search for the following for Ced-man:

 

- Asia Carrera's Mexican Equivalent

 

- An authentic Spanish Announcer's Table.

 

- A tape of the virtually unknown yet legendary ***** technical exhibition between Giant Gonzales and Giant Silva with a bowl of peyote as the special guest referee (SP quality, please!)

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I want Ced's mum.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Tod: This is another tradition of Andrea's, where she asks folks who are booked at a PPV (or who are retired) what they want from Mexico. She doesn't REALLY get it, per se, but it's fun anyway.

 

Da "Why do I have to explain everything?" ELM

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

...or does she?

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

I want a cup of the finest salsa you can find with a gigantic mexican hat, ponco, and gituar for my halloween costume.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I would like

 

- 3/4th of McWeed's stash.

 

- a plethora of Mexican whores, ages 16-25, for the purposes of awards to those who do good in the WF and JL

 

- Julio Chavez's grandmother

 

-A-Rod's salary for a year

 

- Jennifer Lopez's long lost sister

 

- Your mom.

 

Da "wow, those were bad" H

[Guest Ace309]

I want a chair that "Love Machine" Art Barr once sat in, along with peyote. Lots and lots of peyote.

[Guest realitycheck]

Border Run! Border Run! Awesome! Could I request...

 

- The only authentic Japanese, Mexican cusine cooking chef. (As seen on Iron Chef)

 

- A Mexican sewar rat named Edwardo, to be used as a pet, a tester for my Authentic Japanese Mexican Chef, and perferably with a particuarly nasty additude. So I can drop him down TNT's pants when he gets to rowdy.

 

- El Presidente's election results. Not that I don't trust him, or anything.

 

- A Kahula & Creame, complete with a little foo-foo umbrella. Perferably served by a dusky skinned, busty maiden. Though ELM's sister will do.

 

-Z

[Guest Tod deKindes]

I see...

 

I want my MTV.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I shall require, these things three.

 

Shocker's "1000% Guapo" shirt. It's stylish, and no one should have to go day to day without one.

 

All the midget luchadores you can find. The pieces will begin falling into place, once I procure them for my unholy army.

 

The head of Konnan, so that it may be stuffed and placed above my fireplace.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I want Ced's mum.

*Highkicks Jay Dawg for not paying attention to the fact that Ced's an Asian with a Mexican last name*

 

Though I shouldn't fault you since God knows how many times I've been solicited by a Spanish speaking telecommunications person because of my last name.

 

*Faults JD anyway and kicks him in the junk*

 

*Somehow no sells the situation by running away*

[Guest Thoth]

I want a Mexican plushie. And if I have to explain this to you... oh god I don't want to have to do THAT.

[Guest chirs3]

Get me:

 

---> Approximately 3 x 10 to the 14th bottles of Tequila. Nothing brand-name, either.

 

---> I must continue the grand tradition of Mexican Midgets (got 5 so far... I think), but I'm at a loss as to what specifically... Ok, get me a Mexican Midget. The particulars I'll leave to you - surprise me.

 

---> I once had you bring me the head of the Frito Bandito. Now go get me the rest of him.

 

---> A lifetime's supply of easy-to-break accoustic guitars, so I can repackage myself as "The Honky-Tonk Cave-Man" and win by crooked musical means.

 

That's all, this time.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Don't make me impromptu defend this title against you, biotch!

[Guest kelloggs]

All I humbly ask for is a 18 year old mexican girl named Lupe to make me better Taco's then the one's you're getting Frost.

[Guest Divefire]

Lets see… I’d like Andrea Montgomery returned from her tour of Mexico to nurse me back to health after my killing, erm, match against Wilson.

 

Failing that, I’ll take my Mexican double, El Fireolittlo Muchos Asskickios to work my shows for the next month.