Your comedy dream match?

[Guest Rob Edwards]

After watching Unforgiven I've decided my dream match would be as follows

 

HHH V Taker in a Parachute match

 

The idea being that we throw them both out of a plane from ooh lets say 30,000 feet with one parachute between them that they have to wrestle for on the way down without knowing that that dastardly Ric Flair has turned (dor the 1000th time this year) on them and sabotaged the parachute

 

Any other dream matches?

[Guest saturnmark4life]

I like the idea of a moronic heel stable trying to tranquilize a face with a dart gun then the leader getting shot in the ass and having to work a tag match propped up in the corner. Of course the faces would dropkick his partner into him and cause the tag. That would be pretty funny.

[Guest tominator89]

I think it would be funny to promote a swimming pool match. I'd die of laughter as JR sold a powerbomb into water as if it were Foley flying off the Hell in a Cell.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

An "F" on a pole match.Vince and his lawyers vs. the World Wildlife Fund.Whoever grabs the "F" first wins, and has the legal rights to it.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Fuck all that shit. (No offense guys.)

 

Two words my friends: TRAMPOLINE MATCH

 

Think about it, instead of lumberjacks, tables or anything like that, the entire ringside area is surrounded by trampolines. Just stick Rey vs Kidman in a trampoline matchup and you've got instant gold. You'd be getting tope con hilos to the INSIDE and when somebody got thrown outside the ring, they'd just bounce right back in.

 

I realize this isn't very comedy-ish, but sue me. The whole "swimming pool match" thing put me in gimmick mode.

 

As for comedy, Funaki vs HHH in a "winner gets to be the new backstage politiker" match. Of course, Funaki wins and the Whole F'n Sho's reign of terror begins....

 

" Tramampoline!! Trambopoline!!!" - Homer S.

[Guest razazteca]

BookDust vs Kane-ites with Doink as guest ref