Guest DrTom Posted September 26, 2002 Report Posted September 26, 2002 Well. I'm going to counter-counter-counter-sue YOU for saying "You are so fucked" while having a Mick Foley avatar. It gave me images of Foley doing bad things to me (while flashing the thumbs up and saying "Have a nice day!"), and has scarred me for life. You will pay, you callous subhuman wretch, you will pay indeed.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 26, 2002 Report Posted September 26, 2002 *spills coffee on his crotch*
Guest papacita Posted September 26, 2002 Report Posted September 26, 2002 Though this sounds iffy, I swear I heard it was true. (Heh heh.) In Tennessee, a man's house was hit by lightning. He filed a 'suit against God. And they didn't throw it out. However, God failed to appear in court. So the judge ruled he had to pay damages. However, they have not yet been able to track down God and force him to pay. Damn...I didn't think anything could top the stupidity of that Satan case. From what I remember about the Satan case, it was thrown out, because since no one knows exactly where Hell is, they weren't sure which jurisdiction the trial would fall under.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted September 26, 2002 Report Posted September 26, 2002 Or pretty much any country in Africa.
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 26, 2002 Report Posted September 26, 2002 If Satan were to go to court, would he represent himself, since he is probably a lawyer by trade?
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 26, 2002 Report Posted September 26, 2002 I'm suing you for making lawyer jokes, my uncle is a lawyer and you my friend are going down.
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Well, I'm suing you for that freaky head underneath your post -- Alf has always scared me...
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Well. I'm going to counter-counter-counter-sue YOU for saying "You are so fucked" while having a Mick Foley avatar. It gave me images of Foley doing bad things to me (while flashing the thumbs up and saying "Have a nice day!"), and has scarred me for life. You will pay, you callous subhuman wretch, you will pay indeed. I'll never have a hard-on again after reading that... :::: shivers ::::
Guest DrTom Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 I'll never have a hard-on again after reading that... Sheesh, everyone's a victim...
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 I think mentioning Mick Foley and the phrase "hard-on" in the same messege is a good reason for a lawsuit.
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