Rob E Dangerously Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 "Tis Time to kill any educator who does not teach Cubicism above cubelessness. To save humanity from extinction, like prior civilizations perished, youth must redirect self teachers, or destroy them. Stupid Educators know of the Truth I speak and know that it will indict them as the most evil bastards on the Earth. Dumb ass educators fear Gene Ray and his Time Cube Creation - and they run from any mention of Time Cube Debate. Only a dumb student can be educated - as in brainwashed and indoctrinated. Time Cube debate denial is educator evil. It is not immoral for students to kill all educators who ignore Nature's Harmonic Time Cube or suppress free speech rights to debate Time Cube Creation Principle. Ignorance of Time Cube is Greatest Evil." "St. Petersburg Times is Evil for refusing to inform public about the recent discovery of Nature's 4-Day Time Cube - greatest scientific discovery of humanity… proving Time Cube obscurantism as equal to Forbidden Knowledge, or to a criminal brainwashing of children by the educators. Demand the Times 893-8111 to print Nature's Time Cube." Gene Ray is the Wisest Human to ever live on the Earth, and is also the world's first and only true Cubic entity. ---- ya know, this guy is nuts.
Guest J*ingus Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Wow, #134 on the list of People I'd Like To Shoot In The Head Repeatedly.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 You should take the Time Cube Personality test http://www.cubarian.com/next/test.html
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 But... WHAT IS IT ABOUT???? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Okay, I just tried taking that test, and it's very fucked up. I couldn't even answer any of the questions with their choices. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 My results.. YOU ARE STUPID AND EVIL! Evil EDUCATORS have taught you to WORD-MURDER your children! Give up your CANNIBALISM and kick the evil 1/4 SANTA-GOD out, You are Slave to all media. YOU DO NOT EXIST, for you are never more than a 1/4 or 1 of 4-different lives during life metamorphosis. YOU Live Under A Curse. Where did your mind go You educated STUPID bastard are unworthy of Earth. You are STUPID student without Cubic life wisdom, and yellow belly coward. YOU are the lowest form. YOU can't procreate alone. YOU destroyed the village. YOU destroyed the family. YOU destroyed childhood. YOU destroyed naturalism. YOU don't know the Truth. YOU pitiful mindless fool, YOU are educated stupid. YOU worship cubeless word. YOU are your own poison. YOU create your own hell. YOU must seek Time Cube NOW how interesting..
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Okay, I'm a pretty open-minded person, but how in the wide world of fuck did this guy get any followers? Did he offer free beer and hookers? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 the answer choices are so slanted its insane, its set to fail weird
LaParkaYourCar Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 The questions on that damn test are all one sided. You'd have to be the most depressed person ever to even answer half the questions.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 You know, if you could disprove the timecube, the dude will give you $10,000.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 How do you even prove it? WHAT THE HELL IS THE TIMECUBE???
Guest Marshall Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Do those around you talk about you behind your back... Frequently Occasionally Constantly Sometimes How can you answer that? Its a flawed question.
Guest The Electrifyer Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 My Cube test results: YOU ARE STUPID AND EVIL! Evil EDUCATORS have taught you to WORD-MURDER your children! Give up your CANNIBALISM and kick the evil 1/4 SANTA-GOD out, You are Slave to all media. YOU DO NOT EXIST, for you are never more than a 1/4 or 1 of 4-different lives during life metamorphosis. YOU Live Under A Curse. Where did your mind go You educated STUPID bastard are unworthy of Earth. You are STUPID student without Cubic life wisdom, and yellow belly coward. YOU are the lowest form. YOU can't procreate alone. YOU destroyed the village. YOU destroyed the family. YOU destroyed childhood. YOU destroyed naturalism. YOU don't know the Truth. YOU pitiful mindless fool, YOU are educated stupid. YOU worship cubeless word. YOU are your own poison. YOU create your own hell. YOU must seek Time Cube NOW Those answers though, contain such bad choices, like this question 20. How often do you feel inadequate compared to most of the people around you? Frequently Occasionally Constantly Often Wheres the option of "never"? Often, Constantly and Frequently are pretty much the same things.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 http://www.cubarian.com/next/tract.html The funniest thing I've seen in a while..sort of..
Guest Marshall Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 I also got YOU ARE STUPID AND EVIL!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 I've got it!!! WORDS ARE EVIL!!! Damn, how could I have missed it that whole time? It's a SILENT CULT~! I'd never make it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Evil Talking Dog rules!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 You're right, he does. I want that in my mailbox every month. CALL THE MAJOR COMIC COMPANIES AND DEMAND EVIL TALKING DOG!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 For some reason, I find this funny..I dunno why...
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 The first panel is what I think you're referring to, and you're right, it is hilarious. I think it's funny only because it's a freaking dog saying "Excellent" about a kid getting touched by a teacher with tears in his eyes. So cruel it's hilarious. If teachers are evil, aren't they evil for trying to teach us the ways of the cube? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 yeah, the first panel is funny. All I can think of is Mr. Burns saying that, so I hear his voice when I read it..too funny.. 9. Is this all a big joke? Sometimes it can seem that way. Cubarians by their very nature are noted worldwide for their critical intelligence and humor. Nevertheless, we are extremely serious in our devotion to the underlying principles behind the Time Cube phenomenon, as well as what it says about the human condition in general. However, it is important to take note of the fact that all contents of this website and any related materials claim parody protection under the U.S. Supreme Court rulings of The Estate of Roy Orbison v. 2Live Crew, and Falwell v. Flynt. Every page on this site is clearly labeled as "parody" and is to be considered as nothing else, as far as any legal considerations are concerned.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Well, I'm certainly glad it's fake. I was really getting worried there. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest J*ingus Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Anyone up for a good night of site hacking and mail bombing?
Guest treble charged Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 How can we hack the site? I mean, we already destroyed naturalism, and we don't even exist. It wouldn't even be possible.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Um, hello? It's fake. Parody. Says so in the quote Marvin put up. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest RevEvil Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 The comic is a parody of Jack Chick's religious tracts.
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