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Guest BionicRedneck
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Is that you again SmarkZone?

 

And to think I stuck up for this cock-jockey when he was originally banned.

 

:(

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Too Many. I don't believe in Banning trolls unless they have no imagination....so it's a good thing they banned this guy.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Call me crazy, but I've seen this name somewhere before. Was it in someone's sig or did I see it in a dream, or what?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted

Off-topic, I'd just like to say that while Debbie Harry looks pretty awful now, she was a total fox in the heyday of Blondie. Maybe not Kylie Minogue hot, but I could see why VH1 would give her the nod there.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

I agree with Kinetic. Prime Harry was smokin'. Then she got all bloated.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Yeah, but COME ON!

 

(simmers down, turns Blind Kylie Defender mode off)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted

Who was the sexiest artist? If I had to take a stab in the dark, I'd say Madonna. She was always naked for a long stretch of time there, plus they like to work her name into these lists whenever possible. Am I right?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Oh yeah. Madonna was first, I think Elvis was second.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Here's the link: Top Twenty, which Kylie is NOT ON!!!!!!!

Posted

I'd omit Beyonce Knowles and Shania Twain, personally. They're both attractive, but sexiest musicians ever? Please. I'd take Shirley Manson over either of them.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(annoying upper midwestern voice on)Well, VH1's gotta put stuff in there for the kids, dontcha know.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted
I'd omit Beyonce Knowles and Shania Twain, personally. They're both attractive, but sexiest musicians ever? Please. I'd take Shirley Manson over either of them.

Agreed. Scottish rocker = hot. I'm always expecting Beyonce to fall over, and Shania Twain to barbecue a pig or something.

Guest The Electrifyer
Posted

I agree with Kotz here on the Top 100 list, Kylie Minogue should be much higher. Most of my friends would probably agree too.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Damn straight. ONLY KYLIE~! can make being Little Red Riding Hood look THAT DAMN GOOD.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest razazteca
Posted

TATU, The Russian Idol poptarts shall dominate the charts very soon.....

 

call TRL and demand All the Things She Said

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Sorry Raz, but I'm a Kylie fanatic, and thus unwilling to vote for anyone else.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Shakira's wiggle powers put her over everyone but Madonna in my book, who wins for hotness longevity and the milf factor.

Guest buffybeast
Posted

Back on topic, I don't know why these jackasses around here don't realize how talented and sexy Albert is. I've tried to convince them, but they're too stupid to realize the awesomeness of Albert.

Guest razazteca
Posted

I'm not a fan of walking fur balls like Albert

 

are you a fan of Ed Asnder and Robin Williams also?

Guest buffybeast
Posted
are you a fan of Ed Asnder and Robin Williams also?

No, not really.

Guest Smark Hammill
Posted

Suck it?

 

I'm sorry, I meant to hit 1898 on my time machine, not 1998....

 

My apologies.

Guest Human Fly
Posted
Back on topic, I don't know why these jackasses around here don't realize how talented and sexy Albert is. I've tried to convince them, but they're too stupid to realize the awesomeness of Albert.

 

I'm not going to say anything about the sexy part, but do you have any instances on when Albert has been talented?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Well, he did have that match with Kane on the MSG Smackdown that was pretty watchable. Only **1/2 tops though.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Incandenza
Posted
Well, he did have that match with Kane on the MSG Smackdown that was pretty watchable. Only **1/2 tops though.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Was that the match where Kane dropped the IC strap to Albert? It wasn't that bad, if I recall correctly.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Yeah, with the SEVEN FOOT HURRICANRANA OF DOOM~!

 

Same match.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest buffybeast
Posted
Back on topic, I don't know why these jackasses around here don't realize how talented and sexy Albert is. I've tried to convince them, but they're too stupid to realize the awesomeness of Albert.

 

I'm not going to say anything about the sexy part, but do you have any instances on when Albert has been talented?

Excuse me, I have a whole tape of Albert matches from early 2000 through the present. His feud with Kane was a good match of his talent. Some of his matches against Bubba Ray were good, too.

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