Why do people hate Albert around here?

[Guest The Next Big Jew, Paul Heyman]

Suck it!

[Guest Marshall]

It?

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Is that you again SmarkZone?

 

And to think I stuck up for this cock-jockey when he was originally banned.

 

[Guest razazteca]

how many of these are there?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Too Many. I don't believe in Banning trolls unless they have no imagination....so it's a good thing they banned this guy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Call me crazy, but I've seen this name somewhere before. Was it in someone's sig or did I see it in a dream, or what?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

Off-topic, I'd just like to say that while Debbie Harry looks pretty awful now, she was a total fox in the heyday of Blondie. Maybe not Kylie Minogue hot, but I could see why VH1 would give her the nod there.

[Guest Incandenza]

I agree with Kinetic. Prime Harry was smokin'. Then she got all bloated.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, but COME ON!

 

(simmers down, turns Blind Kylie Defender mode off)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

Who was the sexiest artist? If I had to take a stab in the dark, I'd say Madonna. She was always naked for a long stretch of time there, plus they like to work her name into these lists whenever possible. Am I right?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh yeah. Madonna was first, I think Elvis was second.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Here's the link: Top Twenty, which Kylie is NOT ON!!!!!!!

[Guest Kinetic]

I'd omit Beyonce Knowles and Shania Twain, personally. They're both attractive, but sexiest musicians ever? Please. I'd take Shirley Manson over either of them.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(annoying upper midwestern voice on)Well, VH1's gotta put stuff in there for the kids, dontcha know.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I'd omit Beyonce Knowles and Shania Twain, personally. They're both attractive, but sexiest musicians ever? Please. I'd take Shirley Manson over either of them.

Agreed. Scottish rocker = hot. I'm always expecting Beyonce to fall over, and Shania Twain to barbecue a pig or something.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I agree with Kotz here on the Top 100 list, Kylie Minogue should be much higher. Most of my friends would probably agree too.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn straight. ONLY KYLIE~! can make being Little Red Riding Hood look THAT DAMN GOOD.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

TATU, The Russian Idol poptarts shall dominate the charts very soon.....

 

call TRL and demand All the Things She Said

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Sorry Raz, but I'm a Kylie fanatic, and thus unwilling to vote for anyone else.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Shakira's wiggle powers put her over everyone but Madonna in my book, who wins for hotness longevity and the milf factor.

[Guest buffybeast]

Back on topic, I don't know why these jackasses around here don't realize how talented and sexy Albert is. I've tried to convince them, but they're too stupid to realize the awesomeness of Albert.

[Guest razazteca]

I'm not a fan of walking fur balls like Albert

 

are you a fan of Ed Asnder and Robin Williams also?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, Ed Asner rules.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

U got spunk

[Guest buffybeast]

are you a fan of Ed Asnder and Robin Williams also?

No, not really.

[Guest Smark Hammill]

Suck it?

 

I'm sorry, I meant to hit 1898 on my time machine, not 1998....

 

My apologies.

[Guest Human Fly]

Back on topic, I don't know why these jackasses around here don't realize how talented and sexy Albert is. I've tried to convince them, but they're too stupid to realize the awesomeness of Albert.

 

I'm not going to say anything about the sexy part, but do you have any instances on when Albert has been talented?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, he did have that match with Kane on the MSG Smackdown that was pretty watchable. Only **1/2 tops though.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

Well, he did have that match with Kane on the MSG Smackdown that was pretty watchable. Only **1/2 tops though.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Was that the match where Kane dropped the IC strap to Albert? It wasn't that bad, if I recall correctly.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, with the SEVEN FOOT HURRICANRANA OF DOOM~!

 

Same match.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest buffybeast]

Back on topic, I don't know why these jackasses around here don't realize how talented and sexy Albert is. I've tried to convince them, but they're too stupid to realize the awesomeness of Albert.

 

I'm not going to say anything about the sexy part, but do you have any instances on when Albert has been talented?

Excuse me, I have a whole tape of Albert matches from early 2000 through the present. His feud with Kane was a good match of his talent. Some of his matches against Bubba Ray were good, too.