Kylie Minogue is not attractive

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yes, Kylie is a total package, and gets our own packages very excited.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest ant_7000]

The females in question are nice looking no doubt they don't do nothin for me though. But I'm like that ol' lady that ask this question in that commercial "Where's the beef". These girls are too skinny (I mean Crackhead skinny) I need somethin to grab on.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I dunno, Kylie's got some meat on her bones, but she's still quite thin in her upper body.

 

The chunkiest I'd ever take would be my ex, and she wasn't all that big really. A tad thick, but not so bad that I was outright turned off.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nothin' wrong with the thicker girls either.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Of course not, but there is a limit with every guy. Some insane men I know lust for stick women and won't talk to anything that has any kind of body mass.

 

Kylie hates those types, another reason she's my personal goddess.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Damn, I didn't mention Kylie in a thread devoted to her in this post. Better fix that!

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Personally, I've always been entranced by the ethereal beauty of the consumptive.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

 

that was a modified version of my desktop last week. How can ANYONE hate that?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(drools over MidnightExpress's desktop picture)

 

I'm rather happy with the one I have now, which can be found here: Black and White OWNS ALL.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Marshall]

 

that was a modified version of my desktop last week. How can ANYONE hate that?

She looks retarded here.

[Guest Marshall]

Wait a sec! The video in which Kylie is in space and she has red hair and takes all her clothes off is HOT. I have to admit that.

 

But ALL of Geri's videos are HOT, so blah.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Geri only released one video here in the states solo. And her Spice Girls days well she was more like Slutty Spice. And starting out she was really ugly...so not much as changed there.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

No way... as far as Spice Girls go, you can't get better than Victoria Beckham (sp?) aka POSH (thanks for noticing my error Kotz!) Spice. Although I always like Melanie Blatt from All Saints better, even though I didn't like that many All Saints songs.

 

And for all this talk of T.A.T.U... WTF? For all the pimpage they get they're nothing special at all. Also, they've only gotten over on a gimmick... check out these "authentic quotes" from their website:

 

We (Elena and Julia) used to sing together in a kids-band called “Neposedi”, and I, Julia Volkova, was asked to leave the band for “misbehaving and molesting other band members”.

 

We (Elena and Julia) met again during audition at MOSFILM studios, when Ivan Shapovalov was looking for girls for his new band. He’s chosen us and we were happy because he promised to make us huge stars.

He made us to sign contracts with him, and according to these contracts we didn’t have any rights to even speak. We just had to do whatever he was telling us to.

 

Right... lesbian/pedophilia appeal. Only in Russia...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dude, Victoria is Posh Spice. I know, because she's my FAVE!!!!

 

And Davy's opinon doesn't count anymore. I'm curious what video he's talking about though, because it's one I've never seen.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Dude, Victoria is Posh Spice. I know, because she's my FAVE!!!!

Whoops, that was my error. I'll fix that. Victoria's the hottest, but I liked Sporty's solo material best, which is why I got them mixed up.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's okay, Kylie forgives you.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Kotz - her video was called "Look At Me" basically just showing she killed Ginger Spice in all forms and she is now Geri Haliwell....too bad America felt the same way, Kill Ginger and Geri at the same time. She flopped in the US

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, I meant the Kylie video he was talking about. I don't know of any video of hers where she's in space and stripping.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

Kylie is ok but she needs more Botox around the eyes, her age is catching up on her.

 

only gotten over on a gimmick

its the American Way

 

while some try to work the sex gimmick such as Britney or Christina Aguila-whore-a, they do not go the full all out like the TATU girls. Britney wants to be considered a virgin while running around partialy nude in award shows, and Christina is just a Mickey Mouse Clone of Britney. TATU girls pretend to be Lesbians and preform as such in concerts or videos by kissing each other or wearing see thru white clothes.....Elena is a natural REDHEAD

 

and give me Scary Chocolate Spice

[Guest Flyboy]

Oh come on, Kotzen..

 

Posh Spice? Ugh.

 

It's all about Sporty.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, Posh rules the roost.

 

Like Kylie. Age can be good.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Age is not a bad thing at all. Deborah Gibson looks good for her age and seems to have become vocal about her sexuality in interviews over the years. Sophia Loren was also still a babe as she got older. When she was 45 she looked like she wasn't a day over 35. Age also brings experience and that can be worth something right there.

 

Of course my future wife and breed piece Tia Carrere looks gorgeous for a 35-year-old. I swear Tia doesn't age like a normal woman.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

My mother thought Kylie was in her 20s when she saw my desktop.

 

Of course, whenever Kylie gets too old or married, I shift my obsession to Sophie Ellis Bextor.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Midnight Express83]

You can have your Kylie, Arvil, Posh, Ginger, Baby and Scary. I will take my women.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

You can have your Kylie, Arvil, Posh, Ginger, Baby and Scary. I will take my women.

On that topic, Kelly looks much better than Beyonce, and yet Beyonce gets all the attention because she's Beyonce. Whasupwidat?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

To finally end this:

 

Agent Provocateur Advert

 

That's only for high-speed connection folk, as every site that has it had it on Flash design and thus kept me from getting the link except this one I found on Google. You can probably Change the Broad to Low in the address and get it.

 

Either way, this was an advert run in Movie theaters a little while ago. It will end any "Kylie is not hot" arguments.

 

Thank you, drive through.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge