Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted September 26, 2002 I got this off VH1.com, so anyone who's been following this list all week and wants to be surprised, GET OUT NOW! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1's 100 Greatest: Sexiest Artists 100 David Lee Roth 99 Alicia Keys 98 David Cassidy 97 Kid Rock 96 The Corrs 95 Lita Ford 94 Rod Stewart 93 *NSYNC 92 Olivia Newton-John 91 Scott Weiland 90 Natalie Imbruglia 89 Chrissie Hynde 88 Dave Matthews Band Dave Matthews, lead singer 87 Salt-N-Pepa 86 Diana Ross 85 Paula Abdul 84 Fiona Apple 83 Creed Scott Stapp, lead singer 82 Andy Gibb 81 Samantha Fox 80 Donna Summer 79 Gavin Rossdale 78 Barry White 77 Tori Amos 76 Marc Anthony 75 Spice Girls 74 Foo Fighters Dave Grohl, lead singer 73 George Michael 72 The Red Hot Chili Peppers Anthony Kiedis, lead singer 71 Lil' Kim 70 Beck 69 Mary J. Blige 68 Chris Isaak 67 Courtney Love 66 Pat Benatar 65 Mark Wahlberg 64 Eddie Vedder 63 Annie Lennox 62 Christina Aguilera 61 Tom Jones 60 Garbage Shirley Manson, lead singer 59 Bruce Springsteen 58 The Go-Go's 57 Pink 56 Vanessa Williams 55 Billy Idol 54 Joan Jett 53 Roger Daltrey 52 Stevie Nicks 51 Jimi Hendrix 50 Goo Goo Dolls Johnny Rzeznik, lead singer 49 Kurt Cobain 48 En Vogue 47 Usher 46 Tommy Lee 45 Jewel 44 Enrique Iglesias 43 Susanna Hoffs 42 Ricky Martin 41 Sheryl Crow 40 Guns N' Roses Axl Rose, lead singer 39 Sugar Ray Mark McGrath, lead singer 38 Toni Braxton 37 Robert Plant 36 Aaliyah 35 Michael Hutchence 34 Sade 33 Shakira 32 LL Cool J 31 Marvin Gaye 30 Faith Hill 29 Will Smith 28 TLC 27 Kylie Minogue 26 Cher 25 The Beatles 24 Whitney Houston 23 D'Angelo 22 Lauryn Hill 21 Steven Tyler 20 Duran Duran Duran Duran understood one thing: if you’ve got it, flaunt it. In their videos, the British new wavers had perfect settings like yachts to us as a background for their sharp cheekbones and $200 haircuts. The MTV generation swooned. 19 Mariah Carey For once in his life, ODB is talking sense. The demure Ms. Carey has always been a looker (remember that #1’s album cover?). Her tight tops and midriff-baring ensembles are even hot enough to make us forget Glitter. 18 Debbie Harry Harry was simply the sexiest thing in ‘70s punkville. The former Playboy bunny wrapped her downtown glamour in a package of brazen dye jobs and trashy fashions. Come-hither vocals like “Call Me” didn’t hurt the formula either. 17 Bono Bono is both saint-like and scrumptious, so he’ll forgive you for the lust you point in his direction. His full-time beneficence may earn your respect, but it’s the leather-clad charisma and impassioned vocals even make most fans weak in the knees. 16 Beyonce Call her Miss Knowles. Destiny’s Child’s fiercely independent singer isn’t about to mess around with any scrubs. There’s something about her that says “royalty.” Has a queen ever turned you on? 15 Shania Twain Shania Twain’s sassy attitude and spray-on trousers turned country music’s wholesome Hee Haw! image on its ear. That video with the top hat and mic stand ain't exactly the b-roll from Coal Miner's Daughter. 14 Lenny Kravitz There's only one thing to say about Lenny: “Rock star.” The superstar has the retro-chic wardrobe, an arsenal of ass-kicking songs, and the implacable cool to put it all together in a superstar package. 13 Jon Bon Jovi Sporting a classic American look, Jon has been turning heads since the big hair era. These days his charisma only augments that great physique and chiseled good looks. 12 David Bowie Bowie has played the lead in his own musical drama for decades, teasing his audience with his fluctuating personas. As space shot Ziggy or the dapper Thin White Duke, he has brought a massive amount of chic to whatever look he takes on. 11 No Doubt Gwen Stefani could be a supermarket checkout girl and still make your jaw drop. Instead, she’s a forceful front woman who enthralls stadium-sized crowds while still showing her feelings in intimate lyrics. Now we know why Gavin is smiling. 10 Janet Jackson When she gave up her little girl Jackson persona, she went straight for the sexy stuff. Whispery seductions, very hip makeovers, and a set of killer abs prompted nasty boys to sing her praises, but don’t worry: they’ll never get her beeper number. 9 Sting He has sung about whores and stalkers, but has made them sound romantic. Then this brainy bard revealed he could also have sex for hours and hours at a time. We believe him when he says that middle age is the hottest part of life. 8 Britney Spears She defines erotica for the teen set, and yes it stems from the navel-showing, snake-handling moves that are her on-stage signature. No, the singing-nymphet-plus-schoolgirl outfit isn’t exactly new, but damn, it sure is effective. 7 Jim Morrison Hendrix and Joplin were libertines, but Mr. Mojo Rising oozed the kind of seismic sex appeal that turned elevators into boudoirs. And man, could he fill out a pair of leather trousers. 6 Tina Turner Tina Turner has always been the best. Whether getting friendly with a microphone during her years with Ike, or dancing in a chain-mail dress in her Mad Max phase, it only takes a single purr to make you forget she’s your grandma’s age. 5 Prince Mom always said guys only have one thing on their mind. Prince is her proof. This genius of the G-spot couldn’t even fry an egg without imagining eating it off someone’s bare backside. Then, of course, he’d have to write a song about it. 4 Mick Jagger Jagger has made good on the promise of “Let’s Spend the Night Together” by becoming the counter-culture’s signature lothario. Is it the swaying hips, the growling voice, or dapper outfits? A little of each, we suspect. 3 Jennifer Lopez Lopez is ubiquitous these days. Whether sizzling on the big screen or cooing one of her chart hits, the Bronx-born diva is a modern-day Venus emerging from the foam of popular culture. 2 Elvis Presley Even before ‘50s teens had seen Elvis’ bad boy good looks, the languid drawl of “That’s All Right Mama” made them aware of a world spinning below their belts. When he finally hit the TV screen, he became Public Enemy No. 1 of sex. 1 Madonna Ta Da! Madonna is the ultimate sex symbol, because no matter how much she bares, she always leaves us hungry for more. For all the exercises in questionable taste, her artistic provocations and just plain smarts are the greatest turn-on of all. 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Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Number 33: Shakira Number 6: Tina Turner. This list is automatically irrelevant , stricken from the record, and disqualified and the people who made it deserve to be fed to lions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 26, 2002 What is wrong with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 26, 2002 BULLSHIT (ranked too high): 67. Courtney Love...I guess they need one crackwhore on the list 63. Annie Lennox...too creepy looking 57. Pink...does nothing for me 52. Stevie Nicks...she is not a pretty woman. 22. Lauryn Hill...BLAH! She does nothing for my boner. 19. Mariah Carey...if this was 7 years ago maybe 18. Debbie Harry...I have no problem with her on the list...but #18? 16. Beyonce...MY ASS!! I wouldn't put her in my top 20 11. No Doubt...she only looks good about 50% of the time IMO 1. Madonna...she is the most overrated artist when it comes to sexyness AND muscial talent...VH1 just blows her non stop, so I'm not suprised. GOT SCREWED: 90. Natalie Imbruglia 45. Jewel If I'm just rating music chicks they might both be in my top 5...Natalie at least Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted September 26, 2002 The concept of ranking the 100 sexiest artists in RnR is stupid. What the hell happened to vh1? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slingshot Suplex Report post Posted September 26, 2002 No huge problems with the list....some too high ....Madonna....some too low... Alicia Keys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Um.. HELLO? I TOLD YOU ALL THE LIST WAS FLAWED!!!!! (head explodes again) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Report post Posted September 26, 2002 so that's the fake list they sent out to throw us off right? RIGHT?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted September 26, 2002 VH1's top 100 lists are so lame. They probobaly honestly try to do the Top 10, but then 11-100 are just a list of every Top 40 artist in random order. How in the hell would you decipher a #53 from a #81?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 27, 2002 VH1's top 100 lists are so lame. They probobaly honestly try to do the Top 10, but then 11-100 are just a list of every Top 40 artist in random order. How in the hell would you decipher a #53 from a #81?? well, since it was never about the music anyways... actually, that was eMTpyV's job. The list that I'd like to see is the 100 ugliest Stars, now THAT would be entertaining Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 27, 2002 Speaking of sexy, I can't stop looking at Thumbtack's avatar. Mmmm, I have the Playboy she's in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HellSpawn Report post Posted September 27, 2002 VH1's 100 Greatest: Sexiest Artists 96 The Corrs ???? C'mon !!!! Andrea Corr is simply one Beautiful girl- way above at least this ones : 92 Olivia Newton-John 90 Natalie Imbruglia 89 Chrissie Hynde 87 Salt-N-Pepa 86 Diana Ross 85 Paula Abdul 84 Fiona Apple 80 Donna Summer 77 Tori Amos 71 Lil' Kim 63 Annie Lennox !!!!!!!!! What??????????? 45 Jewel 43 Susanna Hoffs moving the subject... 36 Aaliyah ? OK I got the point... if you die you always will be over alive people. 27 Kylie Minogue ? or... if you are fresh on our minds.. you can beat several yesterday people. Let me get this straight... Paul Stanley (KISS) is not on this list? how about Bret Michaels? or maybe... wait a minute... lets pick a few girls I dont want to send wrong signals. 30 Faith Hill is hotter than Mariah and Tina. Oh well, its VH1 so.... who cares. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted September 27, 2002 Thanks for the spoilers -- Now I don't have to watch this crap... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 27, 2002 Not as stupid as the 100 greatest artists of hard rock. Slayer-40's Smashing Pumpkins-low 30's. stupid, stupid, stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slingshot Suplex Report post Posted September 27, 2002 Bah..Faith Hill is overrated in every category she can be put in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted September 27, 2002 Madonna as 1 is bad choice buy its self, she needs to do somethin with that gap in her teeth. Tina Turner in herday was fine and still she's decent for 60 and I think she's looks better than some 30 and 40 year olds. I thought Janet Jackson would be 1 in my book. whats up Paula Abdul 85 that is way low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 27, 2002 The list begins and ends with one person, dammit. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 27, 2002 The list begins and ends with one person, dammit. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge DLR + Madonna? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 27, 2002 (slaps Mesepher, points to his sig) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pochorenella Report post Posted September 27, 2002 I can't believe Dave Grohl is on the list and Paul Stanley is not. And I may be in the minority here but I agree Madonna is sexy as hell, but no way she's sexier than J-Lo. Lopez could use a potato bag as a dress and she'd look hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted September 27, 2002 The concept of ranking the 100 sexiest artists in RnR is stupid. What the hell happened to vh1? I have no problem with VH1's lists. I'm not saying I agree with all of them, but it's damn sure better then "the best of TRL." Or MTV sucking up to NSync and naming them sexiest artist. Ha Ha, they were like 90 something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 28, 2002 Ryan Starr got screwed! And, so did Sporty Spice! *walks off* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 28, 2002 everyone no-sold my UGLIEST suggestion... anyways, I can't believe you guys are taking this list so seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 28, 2002 I'm an obsessed fan, I'm supposed to. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 28, 2002 I'm an obsessed fan, I'm supposed to. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge you're the exception man... anyone who wants the combo of Diamond Dave and Madonna... haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted September 28, 2002 Speaking of sexy, I can't stop looking at Thumbtack's avatar. Mmmm, I have the Playboy she's in. Who is that in Thumbtack's avatar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 28, 2002 Dude, Madonna is hot as hell. The gap is sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted September 28, 2002 Axl Rose? Kurt Cobain? *vomits* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 29, 2002 J-Ho at #3?????? Fuckin' Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 29, 2002 Speaking of sexy, I can't stop looking at Thumbtack's avatar. Mmmm, I have the Playboy she's in. Who is that in Thumbtack's avatar? Brooke Burke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
