Guest ShamRock Report post Posted September 26, 2002 WWF AIM Chats are so funny.Full of marks. Here's the most recent one I've been in.You have just entered room "WWF Chat 1." Sk8erWays has entered the room. Y2JChrisJrcho704: you know when the macho man was in the wwf his music was that graduation song MachoManRS4: I know eDgEhEaD3492: yeah Y2JChrisJrcho704: i thought that was pretty gay MachoManRS4: It was tight eDgEhEaD3492: i liked it Y2JChrisJrcho704: pomp and circumstance blows MachoManRS4: Did you notice that Triple H is holding down Jericho? roodle56 has left the room. Sk8erWays: any hot girls in here willing to cyber jessica88674 has left the room. big josh 3000 has entered the room. MachoManRS4: He's burying him nonstop eDgEhEaD3492: lol IWFTheBruiser has entered the room. wiccanpuppet has left the room. Y2JChrisJrcho704: did you know that macho man doesn't even wrestle anymore Gm HiP hOp has entered the room. tigergurl350 has entered the room. MachoManRS4: You so late CravingForSoBe has entered the room. mvp2204 has left the room. MachoManRS4: He isn't retired either Y2JChrisJrcho704: well he don't wrestle for tv eDgEhEaD3492: He isn't? Then where is her? tigergurl350: any 1 think ray mysterio is hot eDgEhEaD3492: *he? Gm HiP hOp: who we talkin about? MachoManRS4: Macho Man eDgEhEaD3492: Macho Man CravingForSoBe: Savage is awesome big josh 3000 has left the room. Y2JChrisJrcho704: he is, i'm just saying pomp and circumstance blows MachoManRS4: He carried Warrior's ass Gm HiP hOp: meh, Sting's better CravingForSoBe: <---'s father owns a Golf Cart in which he was escorted at the Indy 500 beachbaby64597 has left the room. MachoManRS4: he carried Hogan's ass Sk8erWays has left the room. CravingForSoBe: Hogan carried everyone Y2JChrisJrcho704: no, savage so did not carry hogans ass Y2JChrisJrcho704: craving ur right CravingForSoBe: now everyone is carrying Hogan CravingForSoBe: :/ Gm HiP hOp: back in the 80's Hogan carried everyone CravingForSoBe: Jericho is the only guy who gets a good match out of him MachoManRS4: LMAO Y2JChrisJrcho704: and early 90's CravingForSoBe: 80ies, lmao CravingForSoBe: so hungry... Gm HiP hOp: I'm eatin leftovers Y2JChrisJrcho704: sobe, that is the worst drink in the world they taste horrible CravingForSoBe: ..... CravingForSoBe: SoBe is BY FAR the BEST drink CravingForSoBe: ever CravingForSoBe: SoBe> All cola related products MachoManRS4: If Hogan carried everyone,then why did his match with Andre the Giant suck at Wrestlemania 3? Y2JChrisJrcho704: cola and sobe suck i like water CravingForSoBe: Macho- because Andre never could work a match Y2JChrisJrcho704: i didn't see WM3 Gm HiP hOp: cause there's not much you can do with Andre the giant sexiwendy121 has entered the room. eDgEhEaD3492: WHat r u talking about? That was such a good match? sexiwendy121: wanna see my webcam? lezbian32425 has entered the room. sexiwendy121: wanna see my webcam? sexiwendy121: wanna see my webcam? sexiwendy121 has left the room. MachoManRS4: Steamboat vs. Macho was way better brunette carpet has entered the room. Y2JChrisJrcho704: cuz you can pic up steamboat tigergurl350: the undertaker kicks ass brunette carpet: yeah the under taker rocks CravingForSoBe: Hogan scoop slammed Andre.... tigergurl350: yeah you know what ur talkin Y2JChrisJrcho704: taker did rock, now the biker thing is gay tigergurl350: bout CravingForSoBe: damn it eDgEhEaD3492: I like Undertaker too MachoManRS4: WOW!A scoop slam! CravingForSoBe: I want some pretzels CravingForSoBe: or something CravingForSoBe: Macho- the guy was 520 pounds of pure fat lezbian32425 has left the room. tigergurl350: undertaker is awsome Gm HiP hOp: Undettaker sucks brunette carpet: who remembers jake the snake? tigergurl350: so is rock and triple h CravingForSoBe: Snake= druggie CravingForSoBe: big time eDgEhEaD3492: HHH? MachoManRS4: Y'all just said Hogan carried everyone CravingForSoBe: "Gimme some crack or I'm not coming to your next show" Y2JChrisJrcho704: taker sux now brunette carpet: no way the snake the snake will rule u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gm HiP hOp: Undertaker doesn't job, neither does Triple H, Rock is not fully committed Y2JChrisJrcho704: i hate him so much MachoManRS4: Rock would break his back for the company Y2JChrisJrcho704: ... rock is fully committed, yea to the movie bussiness CravingForSoBe: Rock sucks CravingForSoBe: period tigergurl350: shut up you dont know what the fuck ur talkin bout CravingForSoBe: He used Vince's main event spot to launch his acting career Gm HiP hOp: Rock does entertain the crowd, and that's why he's as big as he is tigergurl350 has left the room. CravingForSoBe: what are you talking about? CravingForSoBe: the crowd hates Rock now Y2JChrisJrcho704: he doesn't wrestle that much anymore tho MachoManRS4: If he sucks,how come he pulls out *** matches on regualr basis CravingForSoBe: proven: WMX8, Summerslam MachoManRS4: ? Y2JChrisJrcho704: he keeps fucking going off to do some movie CravingForSoBe: RAW after WMX8 Y2JChrisJrcho704: it's pissing me off Gm HiP hOp: *** matches are common Gm HiP hOp: it's the ***** matches that are worth noting CravingForSoBe: Macho- what is good about his matches MachoManRS4: not on RAws and SDs jamalnajeeb has left the room. CravingForSoBe: same arsenal of moves CravingForSoBe: all the time MachoManRS4: same for everybody Gm HiP hOp: the only reason rock got booed at Summerslam was because everyone knew Brock was gonna win, and WMX8 it was because everyone still loves Hogan CravingForSoBe: Undertaker doesn't use the same arsenal MachoManRS4: Hogan only got a boot and the leg drop CravingForSoBe: .... Y2JChrisJrcho704: that don't bug me, it's his fucking hype, everybody likes him for so long... Y2JChrisJrcho704: moachoman, elbow drop Y2JChrisJrcho704: ... Y2JChrisJrcho704: macho MachoManRS4: punches Y2JChrisJrcho704: * MachoManRS4: roll overs CravingForSoBe: Scoop slam, chokeslam, bear hug, abdominal stretch, push attack, brawling moves, MachoManRS4: low blows MachoManRS4: that's more than hogan Y2JChrisJrcho704: everybody does those sobe CravingForSoBe: that's Hogan eDgEhEaD3492: I don't like Rock or HHH. they aren't talented and they bore me so much wrestling. Edge can do such a better job. I think the WWE is def. holding back Edge from getting the title MachoManRS4: Edge is overrated CravingForSoBe: Edge sucks CravingForSoBe: same with Jeff Hardy eDgEhEaD3492: not really CravingForSoBe: Edge NEEDS to join the UnAmericans MachoManRS4: I agree fordman88130 has entered the room. Gm HiP hOp: Edge is awesome eDgEhEaD3492: NO, THAT's NOT GONNA HAPPEN CravingForSoBe: yes CravingForSoBe: it will CravingForSoBe: watch Y2JChrisJrcho704: jeff and edge are good, the person i dont like right now the most is TAKER MachoManRS4: Lance Storm carried his carcass at SummerSlam 01 CravingForSoBe: Taker sucks for throwing Lesnar through the Unforgiven panel Y2JChrisJrcho704: I HATE THAT STUPID RED NECK BIKER BASTARD eDgEhEaD3492: Edge won buddy Sxy Girl 20 Ryan has entered the room. MachoManRS4: so brunette carpet has left the room. fordman88130: THE TAKER IS AWSOME MachoManRS4: It doesn't matter who wins Y2JChrisJrcho704: TAKER SUX MAJOR ASS eDgEhEaD3492: He was def. the better of the two CravingForSoBe: Eddie Guerrero= awesome wrestler fordman88130: but............... Y2JChrisJrcho704: Eddie is a good wrestler CravingForSoBe: but, I'll always stand by my theory of.... Cruisers suck CravingForSoBe: period MachoManRS4: Benoit = held down by HHH I am machomanrs4.That's when I left the chat.Has anybody ever been in those? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mad Dog Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Yeah I've been in a few. Your lucky that they were actually on topic for once. I go in them at random times and they rarely talk about the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Son of Sting Report post Posted September 26, 2002 That hurt my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Son of Sting Report post Posted September 26, 2002 The best line i have seen in a AIM chat was this classic. "Eddy doesnt have the speed or skill to beat Edge" I swear someone wrote that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Just be thankful wrestling was the actual topic. Usually it's just a bunch of 13 yr olds cruising for text sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Eh, AOHell chats are better. Nothing like legions of Jeff Hardy lovers bitching over who gets to date him. Also, can't forget bitter ECW fanboys claiming that Justin Credible is more talented than Steve Austin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gangsteruwa Report post Posted September 26, 2002 A friend and I went in one of those and we basically kept saying stuff like Kobashi is God and then we eventually started turning it into a chat room for the wrestling group we were with. It was pretty funny and there were alot of UWA marks leaving that chat. We were also spreading HHHate throughout the conversation too. It's amazing how many people believe HHH never did roidz and that Jeff Hardy is the best high flyer ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Funniest line: Gm HiP hOp: back in the 80's Hogan carried everyone This one had me rolling... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Some of those people have a thimble of insight, and I call them dumb smarks. It's a new breed of smark, one that has access to information, absorbs it, then perverts it to their markish tendencies. And yes, that made my head hurt too. It was fairly obvious who you were in that conversation, you really didn't have to clarify. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted September 26, 2002 OMG is this the Fan Base the WWE are paying attention too? Is that where these Micky mouse crap been coming from? AHHH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted September 26, 2002 Yeah, at first, though, I thought you were Sk8erWays, but then: Sk8erWays: any hot girls in here willing to cyber So.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted September 26, 2002 I go into those things and can actually feel my IQ dropping... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted September 26, 2002 I gave up going in those. I used to go in there alot because WWF Chat used to have alot of wrestling with smarks. But those smarks left, so It was nothing but internet sex shit and dumb hackers who think they rule or something. Plus too many spam bots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted September 26, 2002 I agree with Midnight. However they aren't all that bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2002 I was on WWE.com chat today and some idiot kept calling me gay cause I said the Undertaker should have jobbed to Brock Lesnar and that he made him look bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted September 26, 2002 I remember those chats. If it was like "WWFSomethingsomething", it was a real wrestler. I remember I made "WWFTripleH" and everyone thought I was HHH cause I knew my real name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted September 27, 2002 how do you find wrestling chats on AIM? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted September 27, 2002 I have to agree with Midnight also as the WinMx chats are just as bad or worst, and 4 out of 50 had matches for trade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted September 27, 2002 Sk8erWays: any hot girls in here willing to cyber jessica88674 has left the room. Well the wrestling talk was pretty shite but that bit was worth it! Meh the WWE main interactive chatroom is by far the worst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShamRock Report post Posted September 28, 2002 Another mark chat.Be prepared for a headache. You have just entered room "WWF Chat 1." jumpmen2345 has entered the room. Dabballck: any hot guys 15-18 with a pic and want to trade press 777 or im me DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK stREet46SKatER: any1 says boss man sux press (HLA) DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK grademeister618: taker rocks BigBossManiacFan: ..... bigevil05: HLA JsBoyBlue: NWO 4 LIFE mandylynn446 has left the room. grademeister618: sux stREet46SKatER: if any1 says bossman sux press HLA DEVINZCOOL: HLKA LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: jeff hardy is hott JJ20255: HLA RULES MachoManRS4: Bossman does suck,it's true,it's true DEVINZCOOL: HLA bigevil05: HLA Dabballck has left the room. bigevil05: Hla DEVASTATERXXX has entered the room. JJ20255: HLA bigevil05: HLA grademeister618: hla JsBoyBlue: HARDY BOYS RULE stREet46SKatER: HLA,HLA,HLA MachoManRS4: Jeff Hardy is a faggot DEVASTATERXXX: stfu TrishStratus2526 has entered the room. JJ20255: HARDYS ALL THE WAY jumpmen2345: anyone just wanna chat not about wrestling JJ20255: ! JsBoyBlue: KANE AND HURRICANE SUCK stREet46SKatER: I Love HLA TrishStratus2526: :-*Hello Everyone:-* DEVASTATERXXX: u pple r gay phatTonio: KANE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ20255: KANE KICKS YOURE ASS JsBoyBlue: TRISH IS A BABE unodollars has entered the room. stREet46SKatER: i had sex wit da won who almost did HLA unodollars: anyone see unforgiven? grademeister618: that carol person never talks bigevil05: trish rocks stREet46SKatER: me MachoManRS4: Un-Americans rule! grademeister618: no LilSilkky77: anyone want to join a hot efed im me or press 933 stREet46SKatER: i saw unforgiven LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i saw un forgiven unodollars: was unforgiven worth ordering it? JsBoyBlue: UN-AMERICANS SUCK BigBossManiacFan: no stREet46SKatER: no DEVINZCOOL: UN AMERICANS SUCK BigBossManiacFan: bad ending\ JJ20255: UN AMERICANS SUCK MACHO MachoManRS4: What's so sucky about them? stREet46SKatER: cuz i wanted to see stephs ass unodollars: what was the best part about it? DEVASTATERXXX has left the room. grademeister618: me 2 unodollars: i heard unforgiven sucked LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: un americans r dissin our country grademeister618: no stREet46SKatER: if she wears ganny panties or a thong ZugIzlandICP has entered the room. JJ20255: THEY SHOULD GET THE CANDANIAN FLAG BURNED' DEVINZCOOL: IF U DONT LIKE THIS COUNTRY GET OUT MACHO MAN BigBossManiacFan: unamericans are pretty good heels if everybody saying they suck grademeister618: yup MachoManRS4: and BigBossManiacFan: ... JJ20255: YO MAMA MachoManRS4: ? JsBoyBlue: HEY CHRIS JERICHO SLEPT WITH ONE OF HIS BAND MATES unodollars: i like unamericans stREet46SKatER: i love steph JJ20255: SHOLD GET OUT JsBoyBlue: go to www.fozzy.com MachoManRS4: It's just a part of a storyline you marks bigevil05 has left the room. LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i love jeff hardy BigBossManiacFan: lmao unodollars: lance is the man TriXR4Kidz130 has entered the room. grademeister618: america the prettyful Sausage boy321: hey JsBoy stfu BigBossManiacFan: anybody watch confidential stREet46SKatER: i wanted to see some hla at unforgiven cuz i was front row TriXR4Kidz130: hi LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i do grademeister618: me JJ20255: JEF RULEZ grademeister618: no LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: jeff hardy is hott grademeister618: no0 JsBoyBlue: HARDY BOYS RULE phatTonio has left the room. MachoManRS4: <<<<<< Storm fan grademeister618: no unodollars: tommy dreamer is dangerous stREet46SKatER: lila ya girl? JsBoyBlue: LANCE STORM IS GAYS stREet46SKatER: lila you girl? unodollars: on RAW, he hit chris in the face with the singapore cane BigBossManiacFan: if u have been watching for at least a month or so u sould of saw that angle and lance are friends, grademeister618: harverd sux JJ20255: RIGHT ON HARDYS ALL THE WAY xXDivaFaithXx has entered the room. stREet46SKatER: you wanna go out? grademeister618: no xXDivaFaithXx has left the room. LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: no unodollars: he needed to have jaw surgery from that and will be out from 4-6 weeks LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i have a bf TriXR4Kidz130: jesus TriXR4Kidz130: a little desperate unodollars: hes tough though JsBoyBlue: ARE THERE ANY ANGLE FANS IN HERE? jumpmen2345: only hot girls are aloud to have their sn as trish are you hot MachoManRS4: I am WolfLoverIsMe has entered the room. JJ20255: NO stREet46SKatER: who loves trish press 100% statusfaction ZugIzlandICP has left the room. ZugIzlandICP has entered the room. graces littleman: what about devin storm leaving WWA to go to WWE JsBoyBlue: BECAUSE ANGLE SUCKS jumpmen2345: i do DEVINZCOOL: TALKIN TO ANGLE grademeister618 has left the room. BigBossManiacFan: ive been wondering what is stratusfaction MachoManRS4: Angle rules LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: n e lita fans in here JJ20255: THATS TO MANY KEYS BUT I OD DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK JsBoyBlue: ANGLE SUCKS DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: yup JsBoyBlue: ANGLE SUCKS whatricewhat has entered the room. MachoManRS4: why does he suck? LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: yup JsBoyBlue: FOLEY IS GOD unodollars: angle rules DEVINZCOOL: ANGE SUCKS DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK TriXR4Kidz130 has left the room. unodollars: angles the best ever DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK SXY3VO has entered the room. DEVINZCOOL: USUCK LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: angel is the best jumpmen2345: angle sucks his own cock SXY3VO: i'm 18/f/miami, wanna chat? click here to join me hiya! come see me on webcam :-) a/s/l ? i'm 18/f/miami click here for my pics LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: lol JJ20255: ANGLE LIKES TO SUCK THE MAHCO MAN SXY3VO has left the room. ZugIzlandICP: ange sux I agree you mother f'r DEVINZCOOL: USCK whatricewhat has left the room. BigBossManiacFan: angle vs lance would be classic or a canadian showdown between storm and benoit unodollars: hes talented, funny, entertainer, hard worker ZugIzlandICP has left the room. unodollars: best ever to me JsBoyBlue: ANGLE AND MACHOMAN ARE LOVERS DEVINZCOOL has left the room. unodollars: benoit would beat lance BigBossManiacFan: .... JJ20255: YEP JsBoyBlue: BENNIOT SUCKS unodollars: benoits fucking crazy jumpmen2345: yep unodollars: he would tear lance up WolfLoverIsMe has left the room. JsBoyBlue: HOGAN IS GAY tennessee512 has left the room. JJ20255: YO MAMA JJ20255: IS MachoManRS4: The folks over there at the smarks gonna be rolling on the floor laughing at you marks JJ20255: GAY SXYE5R has entered the room. SXYE5R: i'm 18/f/miami, wanna chat? click here to join me hiya! come see me on webcam :-) a/s/l ? i'm 18/f/miami click here for my pics unodollars has left the room. SXYE5R has left the room. JsBoyBlue: RIC FLAIR RULES JJ20255 has left the room. JsBoyBlue: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 28, 2002 I know I'm dumb, but gee... I can't even attempt to read that. But yes, marks on the internet = great entertainment value.. sometimes in a "you had to be there" situation. EDIT: Proved myself right.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted September 28, 2002 grademeister618: harverd sux The irony of the situation is hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites