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Guest ShamRock

WWF AIM Chats are so funny.Full of marks.

Here's the most recent one I've been in.You have just entered room "WWF Chat 1."

Sk8erWays has entered the room.

Y2JChrisJrcho704: you know when the macho man was in the wwf his music was that graduation song

MachoManRS4: I know

eDgEhEaD3492: yeah

Y2JChrisJrcho704: i thought that was pretty gay

MachoManRS4: It was tight

eDgEhEaD3492: i liked it

Y2JChrisJrcho704: pomp and circumstance blows

MachoManRS4: Did you notice that Triple H is holding down Jericho?

roodle56 has left the room.

Sk8erWays: any hot girls in here willing to cyber

jessica88674 has left the room.

big josh 3000 has entered the room.

MachoManRS4: He's burying him nonstop

eDgEhEaD3492: lol

IWFTheBruiser has entered the room.

wiccanpuppet has left the room.

Y2JChrisJrcho704: did you know that macho man doesn't even wrestle anymore

Gm HiP hOp has entered the room.

tigergurl350 has entered the room.

MachoManRS4: You so late

CravingForSoBe has entered the room.

mvp2204 has left the room.

MachoManRS4: He isn't retired either

Y2JChrisJrcho704: well he don't wrestle for tv

eDgEhEaD3492: He isn't? Then where is her?

tigergurl350: any 1 think ray mysterio is hot

eDgEhEaD3492: *he?

Gm HiP hOp: who we talkin about?

MachoManRS4: Macho Man

eDgEhEaD3492: Macho Man

CravingForSoBe: Savage is awesome

big josh 3000 has left the room.

Y2JChrisJrcho704: he is, i'm just saying pomp and circumstance blows

MachoManRS4: He carried Warrior's ass

Gm HiP hOp: meh, Sting's better

CravingForSoBe: <---'s father owns a Golf Cart in which he was escorted at the Indy 500

beachbaby64597 has left the room.

MachoManRS4: he carried Hogan's ass

Sk8erWays has left the room.

CravingForSoBe: Hogan carried everyone

Y2JChrisJrcho704: no, savage so did not carry hogans ass

Y2JChrisJrcho704: craving ur right

CravingForSoBe: now everyone is carrying Hogan

CravingForSoBe: :/

Gm HiP hOp: back in the 80's Hogan carried everyone

CravingForSoBe: Jericho is the only guy who gets a good match out of him

MachoManRS4: LMAO

Y2JChrisJrcho704: and early 90's

CravingForSoBe: 80ies, lmao

CravingForSoBe: so hungry...

Gm HiP hOp: I'm eatin leftovers

Y2JChrisJrcho704: sobe, that is the worst drink in the world they taste horrible

CravingForSoBe: .....

CravingForSoBe: SoBe is BY FAR the BEST drink

CravingForSoBe: ever

CravingForSoBe: SoBe> All cola related products

MachoManRS4: If Hogan carried everyone,then why did his match with Andre the Giant suck at Wrestlemania 3?

Y2JChrisJrcho704: cola and sobe suck i like water

CravingForSoBe: Macho- because Andre never could work a match

Y2JChrisJrcho704: i didn't see WM3

Gm HiP hOp: cause there's not much you can do with Andre the giant

sexiwendy121 has entered the room.

eDgEhEaD3492: WHat r u talking about? That was such a good match?

sexiwendy121: wanna see my webcam?

lezbian32425 has entered the room.

sexiwendy121: wanna see my webcam?

sexiwendy121: wanna see my webcam?

sexiwendy121 has left the room.

MachoManRS4: Steamboat vs. Macho was way better

brunette carpet has entered the room.

Y2JChrisJrcho704: cuz you can pic up steamboat

tigergurl350: the undertaker kicks ass

brunette carpet: yeah the under taker rocks

CravingForSoBe: Hogan scoop slammed Andre....

tigergurl350: yeah you know what ur talkin

Y2JChrisJrcho704: taker did rock, now the biker thing is gay

tigergurl350: bout

CravingForSoBe: damn it

eDgEhEaD3492: I like Undertaker too

MachoManRS4: WOW!A scoop slam!

CravingForSoBe: I want some pretzels

CravingForSoBe: or something

CravingForSoBe: Macho- the guy was 520 pounds of pure fat

lezbian32425 has left the room.

tigergurl350: undertaker is awsome

Gm HiP hOp: Undettaker sucks

brunette carpet: who remembers jake the snake?

tigergurl350: so is rock and triple h

CravingForSoBe: Snake= druggie

CravingForSoBe: big time

eDgEhEaD3492: HHH?

MachoManRS4: Y'all just said Hogan carried everyone

CravingForSoBe: "Gimme some crack or I'm not coming to your next show"

Y2JChrisJrcho704: taker sux now

brunette carpet: no way the snake the snake will rule u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gm HiP hOp: Undertaker doesn't job, neither does Triple H, Rock is not fully committed

Y2JChrisJrcho704: i hate him so much

MachoManRS4: Rock would break his back for the company

Y2JChrisJrcho704: ... rock is fully committed, yea to the movie bussiness

CravingForSoBe: Rock sucks

CravingForSoBe: period

tigergurl350: shut up you dont know what the fuck ur talkin bout

CravingForSoBe: He used Vince's main event spot to launch his acting career

Gm HiP hOp: Rock does entertain the crowd, and that's why he's as big as he is

tigergurl350 has left the room.

CravingForSoBe: what are you talking about?

CravingForSoBe: the crowd hates Rock now

Y2JChrisJrcho704: he doesn't wrestle that much anymore tho

MachoManRS4: If he sucks,how come he pulls out *** matches on regualr basis

CravingForSoBe: proven: WMX8, Summerslam

MachoManRS4: ?

Y2JChrisJrcho704: he keeps fucking going off to do some movie

CravingForSoBe: RAW after WMX8

Y2JChrisJrcho704: it's pissing me off

Gm HiP hOp: *** matches are common

Gm HiP hOp: it's the ***** matches that are worth noting

CravingForSoBe: Macho- what is good about his matches

MachoManRS4: not on RAws and SDs

jamalnajeeb has left the room.

CravingForSoBe: same arsenal of moves

CravingForSoBe: all the time

MachoManRS4: same for everybody

Gm HiP hOp: the only reason rock got booed at Summerslam was because everyone knew Brock was gonna win, and WMX8 it was because everyone still loves Hogan

CravingForSoBe: Undertaker doesn't use the same arsenal

MachoManRS4: Hogan only got a boot and the leg drop

CravingForSoBe: ....

Y2JChrisJrcho704: that don't bug me, it's his fucking hype, everybody likes him for so long...

Y2JChrisJrcho704: moachoman, elbow drop

Y2JChrisJrcho704: ...

Y2JChrisJrcho704: macho

MachoManRS4: punches

Y2JChrisJrcho704: *

MachoManRS4: roll overs

CravingForSoBe: Scoop slam, chokeslam, bear hug, abdominal stretch, push attack, brawling moves,

MachoManRS4: low blows

MachoManRS4: that's more than hogan

Y2JChrisJrcho704: everybody does those sobe

CravingForSoBe: that's Hogan

eDgEhEaD3492: I don't like Rock or HHH. they aren't talented and they bore me so much wrestling. Edge can do such a better job. I think the WWE is def. holding back Edge from getting the title

MachoManRS4: Edge is overrated

CravingForSoBe: Edge sucks

CravingForSoBe: same with Jeff Hardy

eDgEhEaD3492: not really

CravingForSoBe: Edge NEEDS to join the UnAmericans

MachoManRS4: I agree

fordman88130 has entered the room.

Gm HiP hOp: Edge is awesome

eDgEhEaD3492: NO, THAT's NOT GONNA HAPPEN

CravingForSoBe: yes

CravingForSoBe: it will

CravingForSoBe: watch

Y2JChrisJrcho704: jeff and edge are good, the person i dont like right now the most is TAKER

MachoManRS4: Lance Storm carried his carcass at SummerSlam 01

CravingForSoBe: Taker sucks for throwing Lesnar through the Unforgiven panel

Y2JChrisJrcho704: I HATE THAT STUPID RED NECK BIKER BASTARD

eDgEhEaD3492: Edge won buddy

Sxy Girl 20 Ryan has entered the room.

MachoManRS4: so

brunette carpet has left the room.

fordman88130: THE TAKER IS AWSOME

MachoManRS4: It doesn't matter who wins

Y2JChrisJrcho704: TAKER SUX MAJOR ASS

eDgEhEaD3492: He was def. the better of the two

CravingForSoBe: Eddie Guerrero= awesome wrestler

fordman88130: but...............

Y2JChrisJrcho704: Eddie is a good wrestler

CravingForSoBe: but, I'll always stand by my theory of.... Cruisers suck

CravingForSoBe: period

MachoManRS4: Benoit = held down by HHH

 

I am machomanrs4.That's when I left the chat.Has anybody ever been in those?

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Guest Mad Dog

Yeah I've been in a few.

 

Your lucky that they were actually on topic for once. I go in them at random times and they rarely talk about the WWE.

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Guest The Son of Sting

The best line i have seen in a AIM chat was this classic.

 

"Eddy doesnt have the speed or skill to beat Edge"

 

I swear someone wrote that.

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Guest Olympic Slam

Just be thankful wrestling was the actual topic. Usually it's just a bunch of 13 yr olds cruising for text sex.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff

Eh, AOHell chats are better. Nothing like legions of Jeff Hardy lovers bitching over who gets to date him. Also, can't forget bitter ECW fanboys claiming that Justin Credible is more talented than Steve Austin...

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Guest gangsteruwa

A friend and I went in one of those and we basically kept saying stuff like Kobashi is God and then we eventually started turning it into a chat room for the wrestling group we were with. It was pretty funny and there were alot of UWA marks leaving that chat. We were also spreading HHHate throughout the conversation too. It's amazing how many people believe HHH never did roidz and that Jeff Hardy is the best high flyer ever.

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Guest DerangedHermit

Funniest line:

 

Gm HiP hOp: back in the 80's Hogan carried everyone

 

This one had me rolling...

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Some of those people have a thimble of insight, and I call them dumb smarks. It's a new breed of smark, one that has access to information, absorbs it, then perverts it to their markish tendencies.

 

And yes, that made my head hurt too. It was fairly obvious who you were in that conversation, you really didn't have to clarify.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Trivia247

OMG is this the Fan Base the WWE are paying attention too? Is that where these Micky mouse crap been coming from? AHHH

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Guest Ram

Yeah, at first, though, I thought you were Sk8erWays, but then:

 

Sk8erWays: any hot girls in here willing to cyber

 

So..

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Guest Midnight Express83

I gave up going in those. I used to go in there alot because WWF Chat used to have alot of wrestling with smarks. But those smarks left, so It was nothing but internet sex shit and dumb hackers who think they rule or something. Plus too many spam bots.

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Guest HartFan86

I remember those chats. If it was like "WWFSomethingsomething", it was a real wrestler. I remember I made "WWFTripleH" and everyone thought I was HHH cause I knew my real name.

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Guest razazteca

I have to agree with Midnight also as the WinMx chats are just as bad or worst, and 4 out of 50 had matches for trade.

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Guest Rob Edwards
Sk8erWays: any hot girls in here willing to cyber

jessica88674 has left the room.

Well the wrestling talk was pretty shite but that bit was worth it!

 

Meh the WWE main interactive chatroom is by far the worst

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Guest ShamRock

Another mark chat.Be prepared for a headache.

 

You have just entered room "WWF Chat 1."

jumpmen2345 has entered the room.

Dabballck: any hot guys 15-18 with a pic and want to trade press 777 or im me

DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK

stREet46SKatER: any1 says boss man sux press (HLA)

DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK

DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK

grademeister618: taker rocks

BigBossManiacFan: .....

bigevil05: HLA

JsBoyBlue: NWO 4 LIFE

mandylynn446 has left the room.

grademeister618: sux

stREet46SKatER: if any1 says bossman sux press HLA

DEVINZCOOL: HLKA

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: jeff hardy is hott

JJ20255: HLA RULES

MachoManRS4: Bossman does suck,it's true,it's true

DEVINZCOOL: HLA

bigevil05: HLA

Dabballck has left the room.

bigevil05: Hla

DEVASTATERXXX has entered the room.

JJ20255: HLA

bigevil05: HLA

grademeister618: hla

JsBoyBlue: HARDY BOYS RULE

stREet46SKatER: HLA,HLA,HLA

MachoManRS4: Jeff Hardy is a faggot

DEVASTATERXXX: stfu

TrishStratus2526 has entered the room.

JJ20255: HARDYS ALL THE WAY

jumpmen2345: anyone just wanna chat not about wrestling

JJ20255: !

JsBoyBlue: KANE AND HURRICANE SUCK

stREet46SKatER: I Love HLA

TrishStratus2526: :-*Hello Everyone:-*

DEVASTATERXXX: u pple r gay

phatTonio: KANE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JJ20255: KANE KICKS YOURE ASS

JsBoyBlue: TRISH IS A BABE

unodollars has entered the room.

stREet46SKatER: i had sex wit da won who almost did HLA

unodollars: anyone see unforgiven?

grademeister618: that carol person never talks

bigevil05: trish rocks

stREet46SKatER: me

MachoManRS4: Un-Americans rule!

grademeister618: no

LilSilkky77: anyone want to join a hot efed im me or press 933

stREet46SKatER: i saw unforgiven

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i saw un forgiven

unodollars: was unforgiven worth ordering it?

JsBoyBlue: UN-AMERICANS SUCK

BigBossManiacFan: no

stREet46SKatER: no

DEVINZCOOL: UN AMERICANS SUCK

BigBossManiacFan: bad ending\

JJ20255: UN AMERICANS SUCK MACHO

MachoManRS4: What's so sucky about them?

stREet46SKatER: cuz i wanted to see stephs ass

unodollars: what was the best part about it?

DEVASTATERXXX has left the room.

grademeister618: me 2

unodollars: i heard unforgiven sucked

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: un americans r dissin our country

grademeister618: no

stREet46SKatER: if she wears ganny panties or a thong

ZugIzlandICP has entered the room.

JJ20255: THEY SHOULD GET THE CANDANIAN FLAG BURNED'

DEVINZCOOL: IF U DONT LIKE THIS COUNTRY GET OUT MACHO MAN

BigBossManiacFan: unamericans are pretty good heels if everybody saying they suck

grademeister618: yup

MachoManRS4: and

BigBossManiacFan: ...

JJ20255: YO MAMA

MachoManRS4: ?

JsBoyBlue: HEY CHRIS JERICHO SLEPT WITH ONE OF HIS BAND MATES

unodollars: i like unamericans

stREet46SKatER: i love steph

JJ20255: SHOLD GET OUT

JsBoyBlue: go to www.fozzy.com

MachoManRS4: It's just a part of a storyline you marks

bigevil05 has left the room.

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i love jeff hardy

BigBossManiacFan: lmao

unodollars: lance is the man

TriXR4Kidz130 has entered the room.

grademeister618: america the prettyful

Sausage boy321: hey JsBoy stfu

BigBossManiacFan: anybody watch confidential

stREet46SKatER: i wanted to see some hla at unforgiven cuz i was front row

TriXR4Kidz130: hi

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i do

grademeister618: me

JJ20255: JEF RULEZ

grademeister618: no

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: jeff hardy is hott

grademeister618: no0

JsBoyBlue: HARDY BOYS RULE

phatTonio has left the room.

MachoManRS4: <<<<<< Storm fan

grademeister618: no

unodollars: tommy dreamer is dangerous

stREet46SKatER: lila ya girl?

JsBoyBlue: LANCE STORM IS GAYS

stREet46SKatER: lila you girl?

unodollars: on RAW, he hit chris in the face with the singapore cane

BigBossManiacFan: if u have been watching for at least a month or so u sould of saw that angle and lance are friends,

grademeister618: harverd sux

JJ20255: RIGHT ON HARDYS ALL THE WAY

xXDivaFaithXx has entered the room.

stREet46SKatER: you wanna go out?

grademeister618: no

xXDivaFaithXx has left the room.

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: no

unodollars: he needed to have jaw surgery from that and will be out from 4-6 weeks

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: i have a bf

TriXR4Kidz130: jesus

TriXR4Kidz130: a little desperate

unodollars: hes tough though

JsBoyBlue: ARE THERE ANY ANGLE FANS IN HERE?

jumpmen2345: only hot girls are aloud to have their sn as trish are you hot

MachoManRS4: I am

WolfLoverIsMe has entered the room.

JJ20255: NO

stREet46SKatER: who loves trish press 100% statusfaction

ZugIzlandICP has left the room.

ZugIzlandICP has entered the room.

graces littleman: what about devin storm leaving WWA to go to WWE

JsBoyBlue: BECAUSE ANGLE SUCKS

jumpmen2345: i do

DEVINZCOOL: TALKIN TO ANGLE

grademeister618 has left the room.

BigBossManiacFan: ive been wondering what is stratusfaction

MachoManRS4: Angle rules

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: n e lita fans in here

JJ20255: THATS TO MANY KEYS BUT I OD

DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK

JsBoyBlue: ANGLE SUCKS

DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: yup

JsBoyBlue: ANGLE SUCKS

whatricewhat has entered the room.

MachoManRS4: why does he suck?

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: yup

JsBoyBlue: FOLEY IS GOD

unodollars: angle rules

DEVINZCOOL: ANGE SUCKS

DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK

TriXR4Kidz130 has left the room.

unodollars: angles the best ever

DEVINZCOOL: U SUCK

SXY3VO has entered the room.

DEVINZCOOL: USUCK

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: angel is the best

jumpmen2345: angle sucks his own cock

SXY3VO: i'm 18/f/miami, wanna chat? click here to join me hiya! come see me on webcam :-) a/s/l ? i'm 18/f/miami click here for my pics

LiLaSnPiNaYaSh14: lol

JJ20255: ANGLE LIKES TO SUCK THE MAHCO MAN

SXY3VO has left the room.

ZugIzlandICP: ange sux I agree you mother f'r

DEVINZCOOL: USCK

whatricewhat has left the room.

BigBossManiacFan: angle vs lance would be classic or a canadian showdown between storm and benoit

unodollars: hes talented, funny, entertainer, hard worker

ZugIzlandICP has left the room.

unodollars: best ever to me

JsBoyBlue: ANGLE AND MACHOMAN ARE LOVERS

DEVINZCOOL has left the room.

unodollars: benoit would beat lance

BigBossManiacFan: ....

JJ20255: YEP

JsBoyBlue: BENNIOT SUCKS

unodollars: benoits fucking crazy

jumpmen2345: yep

unodollars: he would tear lance up

WolfLoverIsMe has left the room.

JsBoyBlue: HOGAN IS GAY

tennessee512 has left the room.

JJ20255: YO MAMA

JJ20255: IS

MachoManRS4: The folks over there at the smarks gonna be rolling on the floor laughing at you marks

JJ20255: GAY

SXYE5R has entered the room.

SXYE5R: i'm 18/f/miami, wanna chat? click here to join me hiya! come see me on webcam :-) a/s/l ? i'm 18/f/miami click here for my pics

unodollars has left the room.

SXYE5R has left the room.

JsBoyBlue: RIC FLAIR RULES

JJ20255 has left the room.

JsBoyBlue: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Guest T®ITEC

I know I'm dumb, but gee... I can't even attempt to read that.

 

But yes, marks on the internet = great entertainment value.. sometimes in a "you had to be there" situation.

 

EDIT: Proved myself right..

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