If you were an animal, what would you be?

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Well? What would you be?

 

On the basis of my love life at present, I'm a salmon.

[Guest Addy]

A GIRAFFE~!

 

I could spy on women taking topless skydiving lessons!

[Guest Incandenza]

A yak.

[Guest treble charged]

A cat. Especially one who has a home. I envy my cat, sometimes, just sleeping all day, not a care in the world.

[Guest papacita]

A panther

[Guest AM The Kid]

A dog...or a monkey.

[Guest Marshall]

Half duck billed platipus and half duck.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

A seagull. It can fly, find food just about anywhere, adapt to many different environments. Life is never dull if you're a seagull.

[Guest eiker_ir]

either a family dog like mine or a white shark

 

 

boo-yah~!

 

 

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Grizzly Bear. Live in the wilderness, be bigger and stronger than any other animal in the woods. Go fishin' all summer, eat like a hog, mate a few times, and sleep all winter long when it's cold.

[Guest Marshall]

either a family dog like mine or a white shark

 

 

boo-yah~!

 

 

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sack this space gimmick thing off. You have know idea how annoying it REALLY REALLY REALLY is.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I would be a big, fat old f'in rhino. Charge my prey, and GORE! GORE! GORE!

 

Oh yeah.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

A housecat

[Guest Grenouille]

A tiger.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Nobody's given the obvious answer:

 

a butterfly, beacuse noboday suspects the butterfly.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

I'd be a polar bear, because what other animal gets to hunt just for fun?

 

Besides that, what other animal hunts PEOPLE?

 

And nobody fucks with polar bears. Those things are beasts.

 

I'd randomly wander into Inuit villages and wreak havoc. It'd be fun.

 

FEAR THE POLAR BEAR~! GROOOOOOOOOOWL~!!!!

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I'd have to say something similar to a hawk..or an eagle.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'd be a rabbit because they fuck a lot.

[Guest Flyboy]

A bird of some sort...

 

Too bad I can't be a mysterious dragon.

[Guest MaxPower27]

A puppy. I thought about it, and cam up with this.

 

Girls puppies.

 

Girls me. (the angry is hate)

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Hmm, seeing how spoiled my three cats are, I'd go with the feline choice...

[Guest midnight_burn]

Probably a cat, or some other very lazy animal.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

My secondary choices are as follows:

 

1.Dolphin. They're the only animal other than humans that have sex for reasons other than procreation. (IE, fun.)

 

2.Pigs. Thirty. Minute. Orgasms.

 

Scientific facts.

[Guest J*ingus]

Either a cat or a bear. Same general dietary preferences, same tendency to sleep away 60% of the day, same cute cuddly "aw!"-producing looks.

[Guest Insanityman]

A puffin. Or possibly a peguin.

[Guest converge241]

a penguin

 

 

"slide"

[Guest SupaTaft]

I'd be... an eel.

 

Just because they're so neat!

 

-Taft

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Either a snake, a gila monster, or a raven.

[Guest HBK16]

A cat for the same reason treble charged would.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

I WANT TO COME BACK AS A WHALE! TAKE ME NOW! ANY KIND WITH A SQUARE HEAD! they're just so big and floaty. The easiest life ever. And no one fucks with them unless they're armed. Which they often are. Bastards.