Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Well? What would you be? On the basis of my love life at present, I'm a salmon.
Guest Addy Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 A GIRAFFE~! I could spy on women taking topless skydiving lessons!
Guest treble charged Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 A cat. Especially one who has a home. I envy my cat, sometimes, just sleeping all day, not a care in the world.
Guest Marshall Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Half duck billed platipus and half duck.
Guest Olympic Slam Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 A seagull. It can fly, find food just about anywhere, adapt to many different environments. Life is never dull if you're a seagull.
Guest eiker_ir Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 either a family dog like mine or a white shark boo-yah~!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Grizzly Bear. Live in the wilderness, be bigger and stronger than any other animal in the woods. Go fishin' all summer, eat like a hog, mate a few times, and sleep all winter long when it's cold.
Guest Marshall Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 either a family dog like mine or a white shark boo-yah~! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sack this space gimmick thing off. You have know idea how annoying it REALLY REALLY REALLY is.
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 I would be a big, fat old f'in rhino. Charge my prey, and GORE! GORE! GORE! Oh yeah.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Nobody's given the obvious answer: a butterfly, beacuse noboday suspects the butterfly.
Guest The Metal Maniac Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 I'd be a polar bear, because what other animal gets to hunt just for fun? Besides that, what other animal hunts PEOPLE? And nobody fucks with polar bears. Those things are beasts. I'd randomly wander into Inuit villages and wreak havoc. It'd be fun. FEAR THE POLAR BEAR~! GROOOOOOOOOOWL~!!!!
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 I'd have to say something similar to a hawk..or an eagle.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 I'd be a rabbit because they fuck a lot.
Guest Flyboy Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 A bird of some sort... Too bad I can't be a mysterious dragon.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 A puppy. I thought about it, and cam up with this. Girls puppies. Girls me. (the angry is hate)
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Hmm, seeing how spoiled my three cats are, I'd go with the feline choice...
Guest midnight_burn Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Probably a cat, or some other very lazy animal.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 My secondary choices are as follows: 1.Dolphin. They're the only animal other than humans that have sex for reasons other than procreation. (IE, fun.) 2.Pigs. Thirty. Minute. Orgasms. Scientific facts.
Guest J*ingus Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Either a cat or a bear. Same general dietary preferences, same tendency to sleep away 60% of the day, same cute cuddly "aw!"-producing looks.
Guest Insanityman Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 A puffin. Or possibly a peguin.
Guest SupaTaft Posted October 1, 2002 Report Posted October 1, 2002 I'd be... an eel. Just because they're so neat! -Taft
Guest Will Scarlet Posted October 1, 2002 Report Posted October 1, 2002 Either a snake, a gila monster, or a raven.
Guest HBK16 Posted October 1, 2002 Report Posted October 1, 2002 A cat for the same reason treble charged would.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted October 3, 2002 Report Posted October 3, 2002 I WANT TO COME BACK AS A WHALE! TAKE ME NOW! ANY KIND WITH A SQUARE HEAD! they're just so big and floaty. The easiest life ever. And no one fucks with them unless they're armed. Which they often are. Bastards.
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