Popick goes on a blind date

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Because humilating events make for great stories, I'm going to see how close y'all can come to what will happen on my blind date tomorrow evening

 

The Background:

 

I mentioned to my friend "L" that she should hook me up with her single friends about 2 weeks ago. So she did, and I am to have dinner at a college pizza joint tomorrow night with her friend *I had a party that I wasn't going to miss tonite...*

 

Facts (of the blind date) for your predictions:

 

my qualifications I gave her...

 

1) Single

2) Non-psycho

3) pleasant easy-going personality

 

Her comments back about the setup (my friend the setter-upper)

 

1) knows a fun, easy-going non-psycho girl who is single

2) *my setter-upper, a girl, says this girl is cute*

3) says it might not be a romantic thing, but could be fun

 

So that's all that I know, besides the girl's name, going into tomorrow night. I have specifically not asked about appearance, instead trusting my friend L who's known me for 8 years and knows my tastes in an attempt to not seem shallow.

 

I have not a clue what will happen, but I'd love to get your predictions or horror stories.

 

When I get back Sunday night, Ill say what happened and declare a winner for who came the closest.

[Guest MrRant]

Well you just said "non-psycho" and didn't accurately describe what you meant by psycho to your friend. So beware

[Guest NazMistry]

If TV has taught me anything over the year's, it's that you'll end up in bed with the blind date but she'll say it was a night of fun, and you'll be heartbroken.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Hmm...

 

It starts out with you saying you like only cheese pizza, but she like mushrooms. Grudgingly, you give in.

 

Next, you walk down the street pleasantly. Somehow you fall into a lake.

 

Third, you go to buy her coffee, only to realize you lost your wallet in the lake. You are too proud to admit this, however, and it comes up that you wash dishes for the rest of the night.

[Guest Sandman9000]

C'mon, BPP! You disguist me.

 

We BOTH know that psycho blind dates are WAY more fun then those "regular" people!

 

::Smashes glass over his head and tries to make out with the next girl he sees::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I will not date another girl who will fall apart into a pit of depression...

 

Psychologists are WAY too expensive

[Guest treble charged]

I know what'll happen. First, you'll stop by the ATM, and get some cash. In a rush, you'll leave, and meet her at the pizza place. When you get there, though, you'll learn you left your card in the bank machine. You'll end the date early, then come on here and tell everyon about how bad it was, while everyone on here will tell you that you're over-reacting, and it was no big deal.

 

Hmm, why does that sound familiar...

[Guest T®ITEC]

No idea why... Huh. Sounds kinda funny, though.. Who would really do that?!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I'll say this much, unlike this much hallowed "admin", i won't be forgetting my cash money...

 

Somethings are just too good to go without.

Damn, 2 dates this weekend and n ex that still acts like she wants me back...

 

Yes yes, everyone dreams of this.

 

The reality: Satan welcomed me to hell this morning. It's not that much fun, not at all.

 

*sighs*