The Internet Reports Of GIII...

[Guest crusen86]

The original... And best! Here's what the internet is saying about Genesis III. I'm the messenger.

 

"HVille Thugg is expected to return in the main event to squash Magnifico to regain the World title. MacPhisto is also expected to enter a program with the big giant in the following months.

 

Perfect Bo is currently unhappy with his status as ICTV champion. Yet again, he and Thugg, who currently is making some major calls backstage, are having disagreements. One has culminated in a shootout at a parking lot, causing Thugg to immediately depush Bo to the ICTV title.

 

It is believed that the only reason MacPhisto dropped the World title is because the clique wanted Thugg to get over as champ immediately by destroying Magnifico. His expected program with MacPhisto should last a year, unless another clique member wants some title action.

 

Axis is expected to obliterate Sacred in their #1 contenders match. He has been seen backstage laughing on ocasions with clique members, and is in their good books. Thugg/Edwin and co have always been weary of Sacred's talent, and will do anything to halt his progression. Axis is expected to get his shot at Thugg in the next month, but he will ultimately lose.

 

Both Wilson/Divefire are not exactly friends of the clique, but Divefire is a friend of Edwin. Divefire will get the nod here, and proceed to around the upper midcard.

 

Annie Eclectic is still constantly ridiculed, particularly by clique friend, Jay Dawg. She is the laughing stock backstage, and considered a threat by nobody.

 

Mak Francis and CIA, both new bumpees, are said to have close relations to Edwin MacPhisto. This will have them in good steed for the first few months of their career.

 

Chris Raynor is expected to go over Edwin at the PPV. However, the feud will continue for another month, where Edwin will get the win and enter his program with the Thugg the following month.

 

The most recent batch of bumpees (the ones before CIA/Francis) are basically completely considered worthless by the clique, and as such, are still going absolutely nowhere. Don't expect things to change. The exception is Tod deKindes, who has since got the US title. He isn't thought to be going anywhere anytime soon though.

 

Tom Flesher is expected to receive an upper midcard push shortly, after becoming quite close to Mark Stevens of late.

 

Jay Dawg has moved his way into the outskirts of the clique. Many fear he will become a fully fledged member before long. Ced basically has no chance against him, as JD continues his fight to the top.

 

Silent has been a revolation backstage, almost buying his way into the clique. He is considered a good friend by the core clique members, but isn't actively in it. Yet. Many people believe it is only a matter of time, though."

 

That's the internet for ya.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"[stubby re-books all the matches to swerve the smarts.]

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest redbaron51]

WHAT ABOUT THE TAG MATCH!?!?!!??!!

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

"[stubby re-books all the matches to swerve the smarts.]"

 

Wheee, I get to squash Thugg!

 

La Madre de Mexico says, it's about time...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Ced basically has no chance against him, as JD continues his fight to the top.

 

Fucking Internet smarks. *Shoots his modem*

 

That'll show them. Wait, that wasn't such...

 

{transmission lost}

[Guest Tod deKindes]

In promising bumpees, I'm not the only one with the U.S. title.

 

TNT has a whopping FOUR DAYS worth of reign before Tomboy bitchslapped him for taking his belt. (well, mine )

[Guest Ace309]

I KNEW carrying Grand Slam's liquor across the border would pay off.

 

(Y) @ upper midcard~!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Xero, it's a tag team title match, no one gives a flying fuck. Tag team wrestling is dead. The Clique let us have the belts, basically because they thought I was creepy and TNT was a "special friend" of Bobby Riley. They are party favors.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Stupid Smarks...

 

Why does everyone think I"m coming back....that's like the 4th or 5th mention of such. I barely have time to book lCountdown cards correctly...what makes you think I have time to write matches.

 

The Internet sucks...

 

...especially since I've been without it since Thursday evening. BAH!

 

Da "still not fully back" H

[Guest Kibagami]

You think you've got it bad, Thugg? Apparently, I'm STILL not in the Kliq, even with my caprious amounts of no-selling! Dah!

 

Da 'Still improving his politricks and witty sigatures' S.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Dammit Silent! Stop doing that! You're not in the Kliq...there's only room for 5 of us....and we don't like you! Edwin's the only one who likes you, and if it weren't for him, you'd still be in the JL.

 

Da "Silent is a loser" H

[Guest Kibagami]

Don't you make me start this again, Thugg.

 

Da 'Damn it, I'm writing, but I can't resist the urge to spam up the boards with Thugg' S.

 

P.S. -- The Internet said I was almost in, so IT MUST BE TRUE! BOOYAH TO THE HEEZY!

 

...what do you mean, I can't say that?

[Guest Thoth]

Dude... that read like the Ross Report, in a way.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Annie Eclectic is still constantly ridiculed, particularly by clique friend, Jay Dawg. She is the laughing stock backstage, and considered a threat by nobody.

 

Wait, laughing stock of the clique???

 

I'm the SWF's fucking JUSTIN CREDIBLE????

 

 

....damn...

 

-Annie

[Guest Kibagami]

 

S.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

I have 222 more posts than you! I RULE YOU~!

 

...223, damn.

 

 

-Annie

[Guest Grand Slam]

Just one question...

 

When the hell did JD even get vaguely close to being a Kliq member?? Whassupwitdat??

 

Oh, and is it "Kliq" or "Clique" officially?

 

Da "Hopelessly out of touch" M

 

Now, all of you... back in the midcard!! Go!!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

What, no news about LDP's Austin-like burnout and "taking his ball home"?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

It's Kliq dammit...with a K!

 

And yeah...when did JD become associated with the Kliq?? He's not in the Kliq? He's the BUTT of many inside jokes among Kliq members, which is about as close as he'll get. Any futher mention of such things will result in your ultimate banishment to curtain jerking!

 

Da "get with it Mark..." H

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

What, no news about LDP's Austin-like burnout and "taking his ball home"?

Don't feel bad, There's no new on my Austinesque burnout either. Though I believe putting Renegade over on my way out, would have made the Internet Smarks very happy.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah Danno...you went out all wrong. You were SUPPOSED to make Gade look like a bitch, pin him, bitch him out more...pin him again...and then leave without every having the match finish.

 

Dammit...get with it man! Gade no showed for crying out loud...perfect opportunity for a squash retirement match...!

 

Da "teaching the young ones how to retire" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

With the exception of King... none of you have been involved in the Genesis Main event!

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOO YAH!!!!

 

 

*back to work and moving out*