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Birthday Salutations

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Guest kelloggs

Strangler I'm sure there is a second verse to my song but I don't feel like typing it.

 

Uh +1

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Guest 5_moves_of_doom

JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

...you're only 16?

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Guest Dace59

WC, Happy Birthday man.

 

*Can't believe he didn't notice sooner*

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Guest Angel_Grace_Blue

Happy birthday to ol' Wild Child. Hurrah for having a mother to give birth to you on a day such as this one.

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Guest CED Ordonez

Happy Birthday salutations to Tyler of the family McClelland.

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Guest Ace309

GET OFF THE LAWN.

 

He needs to clean it up and put up the tent for his birthday party.

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Guest kelloggs

/me kicks Drew in the nuts and polishes best JL Heel Award

 

uh... Happy Birthday?

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Guest Powerplay

Drew, I request that you come over the border and buy me a six pack so I can legally down it in your honor.

 

Aw fuck, like it's stopped me before.

 

*Judge chugs one for C! I! A!

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Happy birthday to Ironman.....who isn't here anymore...

 

 

 

Didn't he say he would be back in a week, like, 6 months ago?

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

I think it was closer to a year ago, really. Unless he wandered back again and I just missed it.

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
I think it was closer to a year ago, really. Unless he wandered back again and I just missed it.

It wasn't that far back....

 

 

 

I don't think at least.

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Guest Powerplay

He left right around the time I came in, so around 9 months ago. I remember being compared to him many times the first week I was in chat. Anyways, happy b-day, wherever you are, and I hope you are having fun with your kid! In his memory, his stats:

 

___________________________________________________________________________

STATS – Tony “The Ironman” Brogan

 

Smarks Board Name: Ironman

Fighter’s Name: Tony Brogan

Alias: The Ironman

Height: 6’1’’

Weight: 237 lbs.

Hometown: Detroit, Michigan

Age: Unknown (Late 20s – Early 30s)

Face/Heel: Face-ish Tweener (pops for brutality and has a babyface appeal, but will maul faces)

Stable: None

Ring Escort: None

Weapon: None

Quote: “Tap out or get KNOCKED OUT!”

 

Looks: He’s has a very lean, muscular build. His hair is short and brown. He wears pair of short, black tights with ‘IRONMAN’ in a silver design on the front and kneepads to match. He wears gloves with padded knuckles but open-palmed for grip and his boots are the common black with silver laces. Brogan commonly wears a sleeveless “Tap Out Or Get KNOCKED OUT!” T-shirt on the way to the ring. Oh and don’t forget the mouthpiece. Protect that smile, baby.

 

Ring Entrance: The lights suddenly dim as the trademark beat of a drum chills the arena.

 

“I AM IRONMAN!”

 

The words ring out, and then the guitar hits as Black Sabbath’s “Ironman” blares over the speakers at full blast. Clenching his fists, a man in a sleeveless tee heads out from behind the curtains onto the stage, being pumped by the fans’ cheers.

 

<introduction>

 

Brogan hits the ring, looking focused as he steps over the second rope and gets ready.

 

Stats:

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Strength: 4 (Most of his strength comes from leverage, but can manage those his size)

Speed: 5 (Very quick to the punch and on his feet with takedowns)

Vitality: 7 (Can take one mean beatdown but a finisher usually does it)

Charisma: 4 (Working on the mic skills but his ring work is enough to carry him)

 

Style: Shootfighting (takedowns, submissions, and strikes)

 

Signature moves:

- The STARE~! (pre-match stare that Brogan engages to see if you’re scared or if you came to fight)

- Signature Right Hook (hits like a cruise missile)

- Muay Thai Roundhouse (to the head for a KO)

- Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex (AKA Shamrock-style, not overhead)

- Mounted Punches (AKA he sits on your chest and beats the shit out of you)

- Knees Strikes (to body and head)

- Stomp to the face (no fucking joke here)

 

Common moves:

- Boxing-style punches (left and right: jabs, uppercuts, and hooks)

- Forearm to the face

- Headbutt to the face

- Thai Kicks to the knee and side

- Single-leg Takedown

- Double-leg Takedown

- Crucifix Armbar

- Crucifix Heel Hook (can come from a roll, I.E. rolling leg lock style)

- Triangle Lock

- Guillotine Choke w/ scissors

- Rear Naked Choke w/ scissors

 

Rare moves:

- German Suplex (all leverage throw, never forced, just used when the situation occurs)

- Slam (when locked up as in body-scissored, lift the opponent up and slam them)

 

Finisher:

- The Iron Maiden (Dragon Sleeper w/ scissors – not always looked for in the match)

 

Notes: “Ground ‘n Pound” technique. Go for the takedown and then lock on a submission. Can revert to strikes, throwing heavy-handed punches to work towards a KO or tap. Rarely ever goes for a pin, only the tap or KO. If there’s an injury, he’ll capitalize quickly; if not, he’ll make one. Referense: Ken Shamrock and Vanderlei Silva.

 

Bio: Started out in Upper Michigan, cross-training in Submission Wrestling and Muay Thai Kickboxing.

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

On the bright side, I never jobbed to him!

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