Somebody to job

[Guest Rob Edwards]

To the tune of somebody to love by Queen (again!)Can anybody find me somebody to job?

*piano*

Ooooooh Oooh

Each time I take a bump a die a little

Can't barley walk down the street

(Take a bump)

Take a bump off a ladder and cry

(and cry)

I think I fractured my derriere

I have taken more drugs than is good for you

Carry on and I'll get released

 

Oh Somebody

Ooh Somebody

Can anybody find me somebody to job

 

I bump hard

(He bumps hard)

Every match of my life

I bump till I break my bones

At the end

(at the end of the match)

I take the rosters painkillers all on my own

I paid all my dues and ate space cake

Till the tears ran down from my eyes

 

Oh Somebody

Oooh somebody

Can anybody find me somebody to joooowoooab

 

(He bumps hard)

Everyday

(Everyday)

I tried and I tried and I tried

But Hunter just wants to hold me down

He says I've gone crazy

Sure there's various drugs in my brain

They effect my common sense

I've got nowhere to wrestle but Heat

 

(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)

 

*Guitar solo*

 

Oooh Somebody

Oooh

Can anybody find me somebody to job

 

(Can somebody do Jeff Hardy a job)

 

I feel like I've I've lost my rhythm

I just keep missing my spots

Fell off a ladder

But i'm alright

(He's alright, he's alright)

Just a little pan in the lower back you see

I've just got to get out of this Midcard hell

Someday I'll be champ you'll see

 

Ohhh

 

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

(Find Jeff somebody to job)

Ooh Somebody

(Somebody)

(Somebody)

(Somebody)

(Somebody)

(Somebody find him)

(Somebody find him somebody to job)

Can anybody find meee, somebody tooo, jowowowob

 

(Find him somebody toowo job)

(Find him somebody toowo job)

I'm flying through the air

(Find him somebody toowo job)

I'm flying through the air

(Find him somebody toowo job)

Somebody to jooob

(Find him somebody toowo job)

 

Can anybody find me somebody tooooo Jooob?

 

*end*

[Guest bob_barron]

Hey- I thought that I was the dude who wrote song parodies.

 

You're stealing my gimmick!!!

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Hey- I thought that I was the dude who wrote song parodies.

 

You're stealing my gimmick!!!

Sorry dude my excuse is i'm a foolish n00b!

[Guest bob_barron]

Yea-

 

Don't fuck with an ESTABLISHED POSTER!~ like me or-

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Is this gonna turn into a wild west situation?

 

I'm too pretty to die

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah but Bob...his WWEian Rhapsody was a thing of beauty.

[Guest bob_barron]

That's true but I'm like HHH- I'm gonna hold you down cause I am that-uh damn-uh good-uh

[Guest The Superstar]

But I'm like BadChannels from DDTwrestling because........................

 

 

 

 

 

...

I own you?

 

Yeah, that's it

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Do I have to job to Chyna now?

[Guest bob_barron]

But I'm like BadChannels from DDTwrestling because........................

 

 

 

 

 

...

I own you?

 

Yeah, that's it

He does Queen, I do U2.

 

I love Queen so I can dig that sucka.

 

But for gimmick infringement- Adam must job to John Cena and THE GAY SLAP OF DEATH!~

[Guest I-AM-ROGER]

**pulls down pants, shits on thread, whips ass, pulls pants back up, zips up, leaves**