To Scott Keith and other Canadians!!

[Guest TheEnforcer]

Sheila:  Time's have changed

Our kids are kids are getting worse

They wont obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon:  Should we blame the government?

Liane:  Or blame society?

Dads:  Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila:  No, blame Canada

Everyone:  Blame Canada

Sheila:  With all their beady little eyes

And flappin heads so full of lies

Everyone:  Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila:  We need to form a full assault

Everyone:  It's Canadas fault!

Sharon:  Don't blame me

For my son Stan

He saw the darn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane:  And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Sheila:  Well, blame Canada

Everyone:  Blame Canada

It seems that everythings gone wrong

Since Canada came along

Everyone:  Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Some Guy:  There not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick:  My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Everyone:  Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila:  Heck no!

Everyone:  Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila:  With all their hockey hubbabaloo

Liane:  And that bitch Anne Murray too

Everyone:  Blame Canada

Shame on Canada

The smut we must stop

The trash we must smash

Laughter and fun

must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

 

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

What the hell is this doing in the WWF folder?

[Guest dreamer420]

Yeah.  Blame Canada.  And all the sweet ass wrestlers and hockey players that they produce.

 

*waves the Maple Leaf high with pride*

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yeah, but Hockey's really a non-factor here in the states.

[Guest dreamer420]

That's because the US Team got their asses kicked on Sunday.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

oHHHHHHHHHHH and dreamer420 dekes in on goal and scores the big goal dreamer420 has just scored one huge burn on america. canada wins canada wins

[Guest dreamer420]

Sweet, I scored.  Thanks dude.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

canada wins canada wins

Not suprisingat all.

 

Go Canada Go!!![

[Guest Tony149]

Nobody in the U.S. really cares about hockey. Unless something's big on the line.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i geuss in internatinol competion that makes cnada 3-0-0

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Tony's right. Nobody in the US really cares about hockey. It's just there. Like Arena Football or Soccer.

[Guest Bruin]

That's because the US Team got their asses kicked on Sunday.

 

.... Nope, it's pretty much been that way forever in the US except for the one game against the USSR.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

err i like hockey alot, and im an american, too bad everyone i know likes basketball, fun to play, a nightmare to watch

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

As a Canadian there is one thing we must also be blamed for:

Our beer.

We have such gall that we would actually dare to make beer that has alcohol in it, not to mention the fact that we dare to have good tasting beer!

 

You may claim all you want that hockey is a non-factor in america(although the ratings for last sunday say otherwise), but I must know, Is beer a non-factor in America?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Alright you got us! We's Americans like to get drunk, go down to the old folks home and run around in our underwear screaming profanities.

 

Can't say it isn't fun, though.

 

what the hell was I talking about again?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

GOOD beer is a non factor in the states.