Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted September 30, 2002 Okay, here we go, folks. Now, only the winners of matches and such will get everything requested, but everyone will get something. Yeah.... For Silent - the head of Vicente Fox (What's with people wanting the heads of other people?) MVS - Fifteen "Snack Paks" of tequila-flavored pudding. You'll have to see G or Thugg about the whores, sillly losing leauger. Thor - a squishy bed filled with the pulverized caracasses of Mexican geese Frost - 75 pounds of really, Really, REALLY good tacos (They are good, but the filling is goat and iguana) and what the hey, since you won, five cases of cigars and two bottles of tequila TNT - two lab mice, one that has been given high-grade speed and cocaine for the past twelve years, the other has been given marijuana and alcohol. And some tequila for the win. Two bottles worth Outcast - a bootleg "2002 Promo Writer of the Year" trophy, filled with a dead chihuaha Stubby - Next time you come in chat, I'll hit you with a mighty, Gonzales-powered flying forearm smash, a book entitled, "El Mulleto" by Eddie Guerrero and Pepe, his mullet, and a mummified turtle, for your mummies. Also, as always, your latest shipment. Ced - Guadalupe Hernandez (She kinda looks like Asia, except for the mustache), a tape of Gonzales/Silva - special referee: a bowl of peyote. Two bottles of tequila for winning. However, since it's a MEXICAN border run, I couldn't get a SPANISH announcer's table. Yes, I know that Spanish is spoken in Mexcio, but I could only get Mexican announce tables, which are made of chiclets and paper mache. Myers - Half a cup of rather nifty salsa (Sorry, Gonzales got hungry. I'm not going to tell him not to eat the salsa, are YOU?), a frickin' huge sombrero, a rainbow-colored woolen poncho, a guitar, and a bottle of tequila for the winning leaguer Thugg - 25 metric tons of Stubby's stash (Sorry, that's all I could get, it's about 1/8th of the stash), 934 Mexican whores - average age of 17, Julio Chavez's grandmother, Rosa Chavez, Alphonso Rodriguez's yearly salary of $25.45 (I hope I got the right A-Rod), and Jennifer Lopez's long lost, incredibly disfigured sister, Anita Lopez. You can't have my mom, as she is knitted from alpaca hair and wouldn't last the long journey. Tod(Or Tom if you're not me) - 50 kilograms of peyote and two bottles of superior tequila for winning (Couldn't find the chair) Z - the Japanese chef who cooks Mexican cuisine, a sewer rat named Edwardo, who is trying to kick his crack habit, rather unsuccessfully, El Presidente's election results, and a Kaluaha (or is it Kahula? I don't know drink names) and Creame, served by Bonita Guilermo (ELM's sister was killed in an epic border run when Stubbs had me murder the entire Mexico City drug cartel) Manson - Shocker's "1000% Guapo" shirt, Konnan's head, and 25 midget luchadore's (They're getting scarce, they've been "over-hunted") And a bottle of tequila for winning your match Thoth - a Mexican "Bumble-Bee Man" plushy and two bottles of tequila for winning Caveman Chris - 3 x 10^14 bottles (Actually, most were just old mayonnaise jars) of tequila, two Mexican midgets - one is a "boss" in the sense that he'll over see the other midgets to keep them in line, and the other is a care-taker miget woman, the torso of the Frito Bandito (The coyotes got to him), and 334294583 easy-to-break large mariachi-style guitars (He gets everything because it's his last match, and he's paralyzed, sorta) Mak - An 18 year old girl named Lupe, who I assure you will make really good tacos. Divefire - El Fireolittlo Muchos Asskickios (Sadly he's 73, partialy deaf and has a stutter) CIA - a case of blue agave tequila, and a platter (It had Mexican food, but Gonzales smoked some of Thugg's stash, and well...you know...) And that's all folks. Enjoy your loot, and for those that didn't get all of their requests, better luck next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted September 30, 2002 Well that's all well and good, but now how am I supposed to hit someone with Art Barr's chair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SupaTaft Report post Posted September 30, 2002 *Wallows in his bed filled with goose innards* Ahhhh... Even though I lost, I still feel like a winner. -Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted September 30, 2002 Yes! This rocks! *Sets up his Mexican Announce Table and commentates on the Gonzales/Silva taped spectacular alongside new found love Guadalupe Hernandez (after, naturally having her shave there...and down there.), all while sharing shots of the bonus tequila* Ahhh...this is absolute fucking bliss. GOdrea is my heroine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Report post Posted September 30, 2002 Wooooo! Under-age drinking! ::Douses down the whole bottle of taqulia:: ... ... ... ... Jesus...should have listened to Silent... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted October 1, 2002 *chugs back tequila in mayonaise jar, throws up* Jesus, GODrea, next time EMPTY the mayonaise jars! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted October 1, 2002 ::puts Fox's head on a stake on the lawn as a warning to other corporate jackoffs considering running for public office:: See this? This means STAY AWAY! Nice work, GOdrea. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thoth Report post Posted October 1, 2002 I can't fuck a bumble-bee man plushy. I need something cuter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted October 1, 2002 Thoth, I'm gonna pretend you never said that. Edit:To hell with that. It's going into my sig for 24 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted October 1, 2002 *BURP* Ate all my tacos. They made for a nice light snack during RAW. They were quite tasty too, but iguana meat is hard to get out of your teeth. They were just like mom used to make, well just like mom used to get from Taco Bell. You are my current personal Jesus for the tequila and cigar bonus. The love I feel is special and squishy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted October 1, 2002 PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed); "I never go into the chat anymore...you cheated me out of my flying jalepeno woman! Ah well...this mummified turtle is pretty sweet. I can keep it with my real turtle. Mothernature says..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted October 1, 2002 I know I'm... very late, but could I have a cane to beat the piss out of Chris Wilson? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites