Promo: Jack the Ripper psychotic rantings

[Guest dr-smogz]

OOC Edit: I messed up the thread title.

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Ben Hardy walks briskly down a particularly narrow hall in The Gund Arena, fallowed closely by a cameraman.

 

“What? We can’t find Thor, Mike Van Siclen or Fugue?” Hardy says, more than a little annoyed. The cameraman mumbles an “Eh…” sound.

 

Ben Hardy looks around and turns to the nearest locker door. “What about Jack the Ripper?” Ben Hardy laughs to himself before knocking on the door, there is no answer. Ben Hardy looks back at the cameraman with an expression that says, “Do you think I should just go in?” Ben turns back to the door, reaches out for the knob, pauses for a moment and opens the door. Inside is a real small room used by any old wrestler. There is nothing but an old couch, a table and a few old chairs the IGNJL equipment manager didn’t know what to do with. On the couch sits a calm, but always annoyed, Jack the Ripper.

 

“I’m going to have to track down this damn “Napoleon,” mumbles Jack, setting down a thick blue book labeled “A history of Britain.”

 

“Excuse me, Jack?” says Ben Hardy, in a voice that is somewhere in between questioning and making a statement.

 

“What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing?” Says Jack the Ripper in a calm, but angry voice. “This isn’t the boys bathroom, there’s no reason you should be peeping in.”

 

“Actually, I was hoping to interview you.”

 

“What do you want to know? In what manner am I going to inflict extreme pain on Ejiro Fasaki tonight? Do I really enjoy washing my hands in my opponents blood?” Asks Jack the Ripper in a psychotic voice.

 

Ben Hardy backs off a little before continuing. “You were the first person eliminated this past Sunday…”

 

“Yes, I guess I may have. I don’t understand what Leon Sharpe has against me. The bloody bad salesman refused to make me a custom made T-Shirt with his blood spread across the front.” Interrupts Jack, more than a little anxious to talk.

 

“With his blood spread across it?” Asks Ben Hardy, forgetting what kind of man he’s talking to for a second. “Why did you attack Kamikaze after pulling him out of the ring? He did nothing to you.”

 

“Ben, you’re so opinionated. Just because they didn’t do anything to you doesn’t mean you shouldn’t beat them. He just seemed so, so not bloody,” Answers Jack like it was a more than logical explanation.

 

“Don’t you have any morals?” continues Ben Hardy, not seeing the irony in the question.

 

“I don’t care if my opponents a bloody crippled midget. Jack the Ripper will show no mercy, the sin of fighting me is deadly. It’s the 8th deadly sin,” comments Jack the Ripper, going a little over the top.

 

Ben Hardy begins to wrap up the interview, more than a little scared of Jack the Ripper. “One last thing, Cutthroat will never be able to wrestle again after what you did to him a couple of weeks ago. How do you fell about that?” Asks Ben Hardy, knowing what kind of response he’s going to get.

 

“I only regret I forgot my burning hot thumbtacks!”

[Guest Goodear]

“Ben, you’re so opinionated. Just because they didn’t do anything to you doesn’t mean you shouldn’t beat them. He just seemed so, so not bloody,” Answers Jack like it was a more than logical explanation."

 

“I don’t care if my opponents a bloody crippled midget. Jack the Ripper will show no mercy"

 

Jack the Ripper continues to pull out the one liners that I enjoy! I keep hearing this stuff in Rhyno-voice and it makes everything groovy. It's GOLD JERRY! GOLD!

[Guest Muzz]

Go Jack go, great promo. (Y)

[Guest Powerplay]

Jack is improving by leaps and bounds. His writing is certainly better than when I first saw it, and he's actually won a couple of his matchs. Good job JtR. Dare I say you are becoming the Jay Dawg of the SJL? *Me hides his title* Hey, get back to the Euro division!