Promo: A Gang of Four screwed me

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

We fade to a dark room, We see one man in the shadows. Upon further inspection, the man in the room is none other than Leon Sharpe.

 

"Hello.."

 

Sharpe pauses for a moment.

 

"You see.. I am just coming off.."

 

Sharpe pauses again, and takes a drink.

 

"Coming off a travesty"

 

Sharpe pauses again.

 

"You see, how they said I lost my title was a mere sham"

 

Sharpe nods

 

"I was never pinned. One of the first things I knew of in wrestling was that the champion can’t lose his title without being pinned or submitting"

 

Sharpe sneers

 

"But, when that son of a bitch eliminated me, I lost my title. I lost my title in a deliberate robbery. I stepped onto the grounds of the SWF, and they robbed me of my title. I went over the top rope with that son a bitch and I lost my title. It’s a god damn example of highway robbery. I was robbed. I was put into a match where all five of those morons could team up and eliminate me and then have the title to themselves."

 

Sharpe shakes his head

 

"Now, just so you know. This morning, I had the t-shirts of myself recalled. It was a pre-emptive move. You see, after what I will do for the next few weeks, you may not want to buy my shirt. I decided the best way to get my title back is to not pander to fans, and instead do anything I can do to win the belt back. I got some attitude, so just flee now. All of you may want to pass on my shirt after I kick the crap out of your heroes Tim Dillon, Eijiro Fasaki and Johnny Dangerous. Don’t worry, my t-shirts will be back and you’ll be back. When I win the European title back, I will be vindicated"

 

Sharpe grumbles

 

"I would snap every one of their backs in a one on one match. All four of them teamed up on me. All four of them will be eating their meals though straws soon"

 

Sharpe cracks his knuckles.

 

"I’ll do that to Kamikaze. Kamikaze. The guy who sees an ex-girlfriend that nobody else notices. Maria, Maria, just like a West Side Story. I don’t care if you’re in Cleveland, Erie or Spanish Harlem, when I get my shot, I will kick your teeth down your throat. I am the real threat to your illegitimate title. You have my belt, and that is a criminal action of theft, and it is punishable by.."

 

Sharpe pauses

 

"Execution"

 

Sharpe growls.

 

"Who’s next on the list? Oh yeah.. Ichiro Fasaki. The guy who wrestles because he loves it. Good for you. But, if you loved breathing, you would have helped me out and made sure to jump over the top when needed. You instead conspired to screw me out of my title. Just like the cockroach that you are, you felt it would be better for your chances if you teamed up with three other guys and tried to get rid of me. Eijiro, Ichiro, names are only good for autographs, credit cards and bragging rights. Your name won’t matter when I get the shot at you. I don’t care if you can’t beat anybody better than Blankoo, because I’ll wipe the canvas with your face."

 

Sharpe chuckles.

 

"Eijiro, I know Jack the Ripper, I beat Jack the Ripper a few times. It won’t matter if you beat Jack the Ripper, lose to Jack the Ripper or masturbate Jack the Ripper with a handkerchief because I am coming to get you"

 

Sharpe sneers and pauses for a moment.

 

"What about Tim Dillon? That punk. Remember when we had a small alliance? Guess what Tim.. when you screwed me over, you just sealed yourself in your coffin and I will be sending you off to Ireland. Timmy, kiss your blarney stone goodbye. I will make sure that when it comes to us, I will face you soon amd I will kick the crap out of you. I know that after you face Fugu, you won’t want none of me, I’ll take your ass from Limerick to Downtown Belfast and I will avenge my title loss on your face."

 

Sharpe laughs.

 

"And this takes me to my first victim in the Revenge Tour"

 

Sharpe starts humming

 

"Yep, it’s the Pink Panther himself, the Barracuda."

 

Sharpe grumbles

 

"Bar-ra-cuda"

 

Sharpe starts to chuckle

 

"You’re named after a lousy car, a failed CFL team and a worthless fish. Obviously the boys in the secret services don’t get name advice from the Mafia"

 

Sharpe shakes his head.

 

"You.. Johnny.. being an agent.. would know how to screw people over. You put this together, didn’t you? You know you couldn’t beat Leon Sharpe by yourself, so you decided to team up with some stooges. Johnny, it’s time for blowback for your actions. Johnny.. James Bond can’t save you, Maxwell Smart can’t save you, and you can’t save yourself, so just lay back for the ride. I’m gonna make an example out of you. Johnny, you should just bite down on the cyanide before I make it really ugly."

 

Sharpe pauses

 

"Johnny, Buy the Shirt, and use it to wipe off all the blood on your face from me breaking your nose. Get the point?"

 

We fade to black

[Guest dr-smogz]

There was some excellent dialogue in that.

[Guest Powerplay]

First off, Kaze is mine . So back off, or you'll have another person to feud with .

 

Secondly, great promo yet again. You are really the Rock of the fed; noone gets over in plain speaking promos as well as you. Congrads.

 

Thirdly, I'd like to bring to light that just about everyone is feuding with everyone in the SJL. Leon just called out the entire under/midcard. JtR is after anything that bleeds. I am after Kaze and anyone who gets in my way. MVS is ticked at Fugue and probably me. Spike has claimed the world title as his own, so I suppose we are feuding. Fugue is still at it with MVS and probably anyone else as well. Fucking Warzone right now. *Gets in foxhole* And it's every man for himself.

[Guest Goodear]

** PROMO **

 

Ejiro sits in front of a TV watching tape from The Countdown to Genesis with a clipboard in his hand, taking notes. The door opens behind him and his burly trainer, Johnny, walks through.

 

"Hey kid," growls Johnny, "I've got something here you'll want to see." waving a VHS tape under Fasaki's nose.

 

"What is it."

 

"An interview with Leon Sharpe."

 

Fasaki sighs to himself, "And I want to see him talking why exaclty? I'm looking at film here, Johnny."

 

"Trust me kid, this you want to see," not waiting for Fasaki's interjection, Johnny pops the Countdown tape out of the recorder and sticks in the new tape.

 

** INSERT THE ENTIRITY OF LEON'S INTERVIEW **

 

"Johnny..."

 

"Yeah kid."

 

"You did the right thing bringing me this tape."

 

"I know."

 

"It's what I've always wanted. Leon Sharpe finally gets it. He gets that this sport isn't about selling T-shirts, its about winning. Its about compitition. And competition is what we're getting, Johnny. Everyone is out for themselves now. Partnerships are disolving. The lines between "good" and "bad" are fading. Soon, wrestling will be back to the sport that it was always meant to be. The revolution is coming full circle once again... its our time now, Johnny. It's our time."

 

 

OOC:

 

Not to steal Leon's thunder, but this just looked like a perfect place for an Ejiro promo so.... here it is.