Rob E Dangerously Posted October 1, 2002 Report Posted October 1, 2002 [We fade off to a commercial that at a car lot. We see a man walk up to the front to buy a car, when Leon Sharpe walks out of the dealership.] "Leon Sharpe Ford!" [We see Sharpe asking the customer something and him replying with a no.] "At Leon Sharpe Ford, no credit? we don't care!!" [We notice Sharpe asking the customer something else and him nodding no.] "No down payment? We still don't care!!!" [We see the customer 'several months later' at the dealership explaining something to Leon Sharpe] "Don't make your payment!?! THEN WE CARE!!!!" [sharpe picks up the customer into a press slam position and throws him though the windshield.] "LEON SHARPE FORD! Located in Detroit, Flagstaff and Omaha. The Best Damn Deal Around." [sharpe glares at the camera.] Leon Sharpe - and if any of the other dealerships say they have a better deal, we'll kick their asses!!!!! and we might make our deal better also. "Leon Sharpe Ford! Buy the Car!" [We fade out.]
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted October 1, 2002 Report Posted October 1, 2002 Look what I've started. *Frost lights up a cigar and eats a taco.*
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 1, 2002 Author Report Posted October 1, 2002 let me just note that I've done this deal before. This was during the 6 months where I had Sharpe hailing from Arizona (he moved back to Detroit)
Guest SupaTaft Posted October 1, 2002 Report Posted October 1, 2002 Mel Farr ownz j00!! Detroit boy myself you know. -Taft
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