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Rob E Dangerously

Commerical: Leon Sharpe's Car Lot

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[We fade off to a commercial that at a car lot. We see a man walk up to the front to buy a car, when Leon Sharpe walks out of the dealership.]

 

"Leon Sharpe Ford!"

 

[We see Sharpe asking the customer something and him replying with a no.]

 

"At Leon Sharpe Ford, no credit? we don't care!!"

 

[We notice Sharpe asking the customer something else and him nodding no.]

 

"No down payment? We still don't care!!!"

 

[We see the customer 'several months later' at the dealership explaining something to Leon Sharpe]

 

"Don't make your payment!?! THEN WE CARE!!!!"

 

[sharpe picks up the customer into a press slam position and throws him though the windshield.]

 

"LEON SHARPE FORD! Located in Detroit, Flagstaff and Omaha. The Best Damn Deal Around."

 

[sharpe glares at the camera.]

 

Leon Sharpe - and if any of the other dealerships say they have a better deal, we'll kick their asses!!!!! and we might make our deal better also.

 

"Leon Sharpe Ford! Buy the Car!"

 

[We fade out.]

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Look what I've started.

 

*Frost lights up a cigar and eats a taco.*

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