The One-and-Only "Dream about HHH's Death" Thread

[Guest Quik]

Wow, so Rob's been demoted again, and now Hunter's gonna get another belt from a guy who just came back to luke-warm reactions (yet recieves a semi-push).

 

So, the Ego-fuck Title gets crediblity from the IC belt, while Hunter's holding it. Man, you couldn't write this stuff. Oh wait, the Raw bookers are.

 

I'm convinced this is just Hunter's long and exxagerated revenge against Vince for the MSG Incident.

 

Anyway, I hope Kane goes to bust out a tombstone, but somewhere in the reversal he slips on the water Hunter spit out and drops Crips on his neck, either paralyzing him for life or killing him; either or. Fucking ego-maniac. Who hasn't returned a job yet? Only a matter of time until Hunter starts making the audience lay down for him.

[Guest bob_barron]

I think wishing death on some guy because he makes a wrestling programme sucky is a little harsh.

[cawthon777 0]

My dream involves Bret Hart driving a semi ... Shawn Michaels and Triple H strolling down the street holding hands ... and all of a sudden ... SPLAT!!!!

 

Hunter should remember what Bret's wife said to him backstage in Montreal cause his karma is gonna fuck him up sooner or later...hopefully sooner.

 

Actually, let me modify that dream a little ... the semi is driven by Bret, Chris Jericho, RVD, Bubba Ray, Edge, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Kurt Angle, Kane, and Booker T.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Gee... Okay...

 

HHH dies a happy old man at the age of 92. The end.

[Guest Kinetic]

I don't wish death on the guy, but I really wish the side-effects of all those steroids would hurry up and cripple him already.

[Guest Incandenza]

He's not going to die in the near future, but I imagine he'll quit wrestling when his balls fall off from all those roids.

[Guest Kinetic]

The one you *should* be wishing death upon--if anyone--is Stephanie. Without her influence, Triple H wouldn't be half as powerful backstage. Plus, she's never contributed anything worthwhile to the product, while Trips has had a number of great matches. She may be a little more low-profile than him right now--and we can thank Heyman booking for that--but she's still lurking in the shadows, attempting to put dozens of "sports entertainment" segments and nonsensical finishes that don't help anyone into each and every show.

 

Death to Steph!

[Guest Incandenza]

You know what? Instead of death, I just wish the dissolution of Paul Levesque and Stephanie McMahon's relationship. It would be really great if it was due to his impotency by way of repeated steroid use.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I think Incandenza's got the right plan.

 

Congrats on 11 posts, man.

 

EDIT: 12.

[Guest Incandenza]

Congrats on 11 posts, man.

Yeah, it's been a long, hard road.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Why wish death upon the guy? He'd just no sell it anyway.

 

But seriously, I am quite enjoying watching the WWF shoot themselves in the foot over and over again. It is one of the few things I have enjoyed about Raw lately.

[Guest DrTom]

hink wishing death on some guy because he makes a wrestling programme sucky is a little harsh.

I concur. Not to mention incredibly childish, of course.

 

I know this is No Holds Barred, but some things really stretch the boundaries of basic decency. If you're that fucking upset with the guy, don't watch Raw and save yourself the stress.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

If you hate HHH so much, don't watch him on TV. ratings=sucess in the WWE's eyes. They care more about Neilson rating than pops and buyrates. So don't watch and push will be over. Death is too childish to wish.

[Guest Banky]

Wow, you guys should pass this advice on to Anglesault. Of course he pollutes the WWF folder instead of the No Holds Barred one. In his credit, I've never seen him wish detah on anyone. What am I getting at? I don't know.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

AS just hates people. And its well known who he hates. People wishing for death are just being childish. Bottomline.

[Guest alfdogg]

OK, I know I'm a HHHater, but to wish death on him is quite harsh, and this was a pretty dumb thread to make. You didn't know that someone was "bound to do it", you made this thread to get attention. That's all this is. Not to mention the fact that hardly any of the stiffs on this board have a sense of humor anymore. And I knew that if I didn't say this, I, along with all the other HHHaters, would be generalized in some way as supporting this thread by a lot of the Nazis on this board. So, um, a little thought should go into making threads like these in the future, please.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I agree. At least I wished him a long and happy life... Fo sheez.

[Guest bob_barron]

Alfdogg- Come on- don't be a whiny bitch.

[Guest Incandenza]

Triple H is a very big part of why I DON'T watch Raw anymore. That so many people talk of boycotts, whine about _______ being held down, yet STILL watch astonishes me. Do as I do, and you'll be a whole lot happier, believe me.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Ive told everyone about the Dream I had about 80 ft killer robots from outer space invading the Earth, and HHH was asked by the President to help stop them and he goes and gets his head bitten off. The End.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

Incandenva is right, it would be MUCH sweeter to see the HHH/Steph relationship end. I can only imagine what kind of power or push he'd be left with after breaking "daddy's little girl's" heart.

[Guest Incandenza]

Incandenva is right, it would be MUCH sweeter to see the HHH/Steph relationship end.  I can only imagine what kind of power or push he'd be left with after breaking "daddy's little girl's" heart.

I doubt it would go so far as him jobbing to Spike Dudley on Sunday Night Heat, but I imagine he would be jobbing a LOT more often.

 

EDIT: And it's a 'z,' not 'v.'

[cawthon777 0]

Talk about not having a sense of humor ... settle down, people. It's not like we're going to go out and shoot a missile into his overpriced piece of shit home in CT. We just don't like him and his egomaniacal ways.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

We are telling you better ways than to sound like some kind of kid. Thats all. Its real childish to want someone to die when the worst they did was hold back a few midcarders. If that the thing in your life the biggest impact than you need to read the paper more often to see what people wishing death on is a good thing(Bush after this "war" with Iraq is quickly won but countless US lives are lost).

[cawthon777 0]

Don't even try to make an analogy to Iraq, and then on top of it to take the wrong side in the argument.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

You know what? Instead of death, I just wish the dissolution of Paul Levesque and Stephanie McMahon's relationship. It would be really great if it was due to his impotency by way of repeated steroid use.

The scary part, Steph would fall in love with Nash Next.