the 'dont you hate it when...' thread

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Dont you hate it when your stoned and you accidently set your hair on fire. Man that sucked, both times.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Don't you hate it when you take a nasty shit and your toilet backs up?

[Guest Phr33k]

Don't you hate it when you're trying to download a game and EVERY TIME you try it you end up with last year's version? I mean, I have NHL 2002 already...

[Guest Flyboy]

Don't you hate it when your lover is being a total bitch?

 

I do. >_<

[Guest goodhelmet]

Don't you hate it when you smoke your last cigarette the night before and wake up with no smokes?

 

 

and flyboy, you are 14 years old. you should NOT have lovers.

[Guest Flyboy]

and flyboy, you are 14 years old. you should NOT have lovers.

Blah.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Don't you hate it when you smoke your last cigarette the night before and wake up with no smokes?

and flyboy, you are 14 years old. you should NOT have lovers.

Makes me feel like an old fogy, but I agree with goodhelmet. 14 is a bit early for that sort of thing. Hell, I didn't even have a steady girlfriend until I was 14... at least stop somewhere near third base, you precocious young whippersnapper. And if you go any further, have the decency not to tell us about it. We're doddering, senile Victorians, and we might suffer a collective coronary if we're subjected to a second OJ Hart's adventuresome ways.

Now go fetch my cane, sonny.

 

GH, take a look at this site and never run out of cigarettes again. I have five cartons delivered automatically every other month. Free shipping, and no taxes.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

don't you hate it when you just KNOW the bastards in connecticut are going to release perry saturn next.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Don't you hate it when people know more than you do?

 

I mean, not that I'm stupid, I'm just sayi...Aw fuck you.

[Guest treble charged]

Don't you hate it when you find out there's a laundry room RIGHT ABOVE YOUR ROOM, and you've been using one that takes 5 minutes to get to for over a month?

[Guest BAR]

Don't you just hate it... EDIT: forget it.

Edited May 27, 2003 by BAR

[Guest Kibagami]

Don't you hate it when your mom goes into your room to shut the window while you're at class and she notices some white powdery-looking stuff on the windowsill and you have to think of a good reason there was powdered sugar *cough* in your room?

 

I bet that happens to everybody now and then.

 

S.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Don't you hate it when you smoke your last cigarette the night before and wake up with no smokes?

I hate it more when I'm at a bar and I run out of cigarettes and I'm faced with the dilemma of paying an exhorbitant amount for another pack or trying to bum cigarettes off of random people for the rest of the evening.

 

I also hate it when at the same bar you buy a comely young lady a drink, and she then acts oblivious to the implicit agreement for meretricious sexual services that had been formed.

[Guest Incandenza]

When I was first learning how to put in my contacts, I tried the mirror and all that junk and it took me 2 hours and then 45 minutes to take my contacts out...

It only took me about 25 minutes to get them in the first time, and about 10 to get them out. And I thought I was frustrated.

[Guest treble charged]

Don't you hate it when you download a song, and it's not what you wanted?

 

Just now, I thought I downloaded 54-40's 'I Go Blind[/i], and it ended up being Hootie & The Blowfish's version.

 

I didn't want that one.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

don't you hate it when you just KNOW the bastards in connecticut are going to release perry saturn next.

don't you hate it when chilling preminitions come true?