SWF Storm Predictions

[Guest Zero_Cool]

NO-DQ NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. The Prophet

 

 

WHO’S THE KING? HARDCORE MATCH

Neilsen of the Jungle vs. The Suicide King

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

 

US TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Xstasy

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Hville Thugg and Jay Dawg vs. Mark Stevens and Edwin MacPhisto

 

 

and now for my predictions...

 

 

NO-DQ NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. The Prophet

 

-Strangler, because gosh darn it, he's good.  Flash Gordon will be no match for him.

 

 

WHO’S THE KING? HARDCORE MATCH

Neilsen of the Jungle vs. The Suicide King

 

-Well, figuring I haven't seen Neilsen since the boards went bye-bye, King by default.

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

 

-Pete has improved like a mofo in the last few months.  However, Fallout is just great.  Fallout takes the match..

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Xstasy

 

Won't Sacred ever lose this Title??  Guess what, not yet.  Sorry, X.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Hville Thugg and Jay Dawg vs. Mark Stevens and Edwin MacPhisto

 

-Jay Dawg in the main event?  Don't see that everyday.  The Carnival to win, as they have the edge in that they're facing a two man stable, or something.

 

 

 

Well, good card.  I do wish that Thoth would've been on it, so I could've gloryfied his lovely "Strap Pants".  

[Guest crusen86]

NO-DQ NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. The Prophet

- Strangler strangles his opponent! AHAHAH! ...Or not. If Outcast can be bothered he will probably win.

 

WHO’S THE KING? HARDCORE MATCH

Neilsen of the Jungle vs. The Suicide King

- King by default, methinks.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

- Sorry, LDP.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Xstasy

- Sacred, after interefence from Johnny Generic and Charasmatic Chris.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Hville Thugg and Jay Dawg vs. Mark Stevens and Edwin MacPhisto

- ...The latter.

[Guest Muzz]

NO-DQ NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. The Prophet

 

-I guess if Outcast writes, he'll win, but Strangler may pull something special out of the hat... like a bunny rabbit!

 

My god, I'm so unfunny. (Y)

 

WHO’S THE KING? HARDCORE MATCH

Neilsen of the Jungle vs. The Suicide King

 

- King by default most likely, but if Neilsen did show, then King would win anyways.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

 

I like LDP, but you know, it is Fallout he's facing, and we all know he should run for president already.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Xstasy

 

Well, I wanted to defend more, and this is what I got. I'll probably regret saying that I wanted to defend as much as I can...

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Hville Thugg and Jay Dawg vs. Mark Stevens and Edwin MacPhisto

-Ahem, that's stable of Three Munich. My fellow peeps to wino.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Three...

 

HVT, Jay, and you, Mr. IAMEvil

 

That's not three, it's two and a half!!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I don't think Thugg and Sacred appreciate being called a half a person together...

 

 

I mean I'm obviously so great I count as two.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

NO-DQ NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. The Prophet

--> Well, if Outcast writes than it's going to be a close one..  Wait, let me rephrase that...  If Outcast writes and PUTS in EFFORT, than he wins..  Other than that, Strangler...

 

 

WHO’S THE KING? HARDCORE MATCH

Neilsen of the Jungle vs. The Suicide King

--> I think Jungle man left, thus, leaving King for the win.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

--> Dude, it's Fallout, I mean, it's FALLOUT...  Fallout with the win...

 

US TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Xstasy

--> This is going to end in a DQ...  Watch, Sacred is going to keep the title, with the DQ win, loss, it really doesnt matter...

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Hville Thugg and Jay Dawg vs. Mark Stevens and Edwin MacPhisto

--> Da Pound (Without the true Thug, which is me) is facing the two time former champion and the ICTV champion...  Hmmm, this is going to be interesting..  Who does DA Pound have?  Thugg, of course, and...  What the f***, you gots to be kidding me...  JD, um, hmmm, hard choice (Bull), I think I'm going to give the edge to the Carnies in the closes match that has ever presented itself in the fed..  Yeah..

 

Bo