An important announcement, two years in the making

[Guest J*ingus]

I got laid today.

 

 

 

That's all, carry on.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

What, we didn't get a play-by-play? Did she sit on your cell phone?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Was this before, after, or during TNA?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest bob_barron]

Did you get tips from OJ Hart??

 

Congrats Jingus

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Did you beat his time? You need to have finished in 2 minutes or less to claim the title.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I got laid today.

 

 

 

That's all, carry on.

That's great OJ

[Guest J*ingus]

Marney #1: no and no.

 

Kotz: before.

 

Bob: hell no.

 

Marney #2: unfortunately no, I think it went either thirty or ninety minutes, depending on exactly when you start timing these things.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Hey, not bad.

 

Now we want pictures.

[Guest SuckieMcDuckie]

yes pics would be nice

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm currently mapping out an elaborate thread plan for the next time I have sex. Whether or not the board will still exist at that point is anyone's guess.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If the board is still around in November, look out for my exciting story about it!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

That's next month! I'd be a little surprised if I managed to get laid before the end of the year. There's a remote possibility, seeing as how I really don't know what's going to happen once I relocate to North Carolina. But, still. It definitely seems unlikely. I'm not going to bore everyone with the details of my sexual frustration, but it should suffice to say that I'm always angry and I yell a lot.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<gets laid several times a day. Whistles>

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

After you move to NC, we need to kick it somewhere. I'm not that far from Winston-Salem, five hours maybe. I figure some inbetween point would be neat.

 

Don't worry about your previous internet meetings, I'm just as weird on here as I am in real life. Plus I'll have my awesome car by then and want to take it on a long trip test drive.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

Yeah, that's a good idea. I have at least one trip that I need to make in between getting there and starting school--a span of about two and a half months--so another one would be fine by me. We'll go to a strip club or something. You can play me your Kid Rock CDs.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Har har. I'd make you listen to KYLIE~! with the CD player that came with the car.

 

Actually, I'd probably bust out the Kid Rock if we got rip-roaring drunk.

 

Oh, and I'd have to take you clubbing. You could be my chick magnet. Just refer them all to me, the dude with the awesome shirt and SWANK~! dance moves.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sandman9000]

I'm in NC too. If anybody cares.

 

Goddamn 4-6 a.m. radio shows.

 

I don't know why that is here either.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Where in NC? We could have a Good Ol' Smart Marks A-gatherin', YEE-HAW!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

That'd be a rip-roaring good time. I don't think there are too many more people here that live in that area, though.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Crandamaniac lives in NC, doesn't he? He seems like he'd be fun to be around.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I just spent 2 years in South Carolina..

 

Now Im back home in the middle of nowhere.

[Guest treble charged]

My uncle used to live somewhere in the Carolinas (Rocky Mount, I think).

 

Just didn't want to feel left out

[Guest crandamaniac]

Crandamaniac lives in NC, doesn't he? He seems like he'd be fun to be around.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Ok, first of all that's going in my sig. Second of all, I do live in NC, and i'm actually not that far from Winston, bout 1/2 hour away, so if you guys wanna chill, plus figure out some good strip clubs up in W-S, let me know

[Guest BifEverchad]

Some loser like OJ Hart does this and gets a new asshole ripped, but Jingus does this and everything is hunky dory!

 

funny world...dontcha think?

not saying anything bad as Jingus, but its just funny the way things go on this board.

 

anyways, to Jingus, OJ and the rest...

GETCHA GROOVE ON!

[Guest crandamaniac]

Some loser like OJ Hart does this and gets a new asshole ripped, but Jingus does this and everything is hunky dory!

I'm assuming the girl isn't in the 7th grade, but then again you know what happens when you assume...

[Guest Leena]

I got laid today.

 

 

 

That's all, carry on.

Congrats, I guess. I guess that's why I don't see you on IM anymore, big stud.

 

I'm assuming the girl isn't in the 7th grade, but then again you know what happens when you assume...

 

Considering he's from Tennessee (or around there), the probability is high.

 

Some loser like OJ Hart does this and gets a new asshole ripped, but Jingus does this and everything is hunky dory!

 

When you're a mod on a message board, it is assumed you are a loser.

 

Where in NC? We could have a Good Ol' Smart Marks A-gatherin', YEE-HAW!!!

 

I'm actually only a few hour drive from NC. It does sound like a rip-roarin' good time, but with a drunken Spoony~ taking me to a strip club, there would be a guaranteed ass whipping, so I'll pass.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Where in NC? We could have a Good Ol' Smart Marks A-gatherin', YEE-HAW!!!

 

I'm actually only a few hour drive from NC. It does sound like a rip-roarin' good time, but with a drunken Spoony~ taking me to a strip club, there would be a guaranteed ass whipping, so I'll pass.

I'd protect ya from the drunken Spoon.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

I got laid today.

 

 

 

That's all, carry on.

Um, aren't you like 23 years old?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(stumbles into thread, says he's going to beat the crap out of someone, but just pukes all over Crandamaniac and passes out at his feet)

 

Oldschool, he said it's two years in the making, meaning it's happened before, it's just been a reeeeeally long time since the last time. Shit, I'm almost halfway to two years myself.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

If you guys are willing to put off this meeting until December (when I'll be out of school), and as long as someone's willing to let me crash at their place, I'd like to join in on this NC meeting. I live in northeast Florida, so I could be in the state in about six-to-eight hours.